i have a small white chocolate "eton mess" easter egg on my shelf
i broke the taboo when my trainee was out of the room and nibbled on it. now it is screaming at me "EAT ANOTHER BIT, EAT ANOTHER BIT." but the trainee is back. how can i get at it without her noticing and thinking i am hopeless (true) and shameless (true)?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:51, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

She's your trainee - just send her out on some joey errand.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)

Also
eton fat
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)

now come on, you think they market easter eggs as "small fat messes" ?
oh yurtprick. must try harder.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Not as, to.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:03, Reply)

Send her to stores to get a "long stand"

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)

it wouldn't need to be that long
the thing is a little bit bigger than a kinder egg
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Hotel Chocolat sent me an email about their easter eggs the other day.
The ig ones look very nice, ut twenty seven quid for a fucking easter egg? Are you having a fucking laugh?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)

That key really is uggered

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)

I don't know what's happened to it.
It was fine earlier. It's a bit stuck. There may be something underneath it.

Okay. Think I've fixed it now.

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

yup. that's better.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:10, Reply)

they are amazing though
you have to smash them with a rolling pin, they are so thick.

i have bought them for a few people, but most are getting thorntons with their nicknames iced on.

they also do an enormous £70 "ostrich" egg. my colleague bought one in the 50% sale after easter last year; he and his partner were eating it for months.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:09, Reply)

I know a few people who are so thick they need to be smashed with a rolling pin.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:13, Reply)