This Northern bloke at work admitted that Northern types do horrible common and disgusting things
Like putting gravy on chips and pissing in the sink to save water and/or not wake up the family with a flush. I thought it was just him but this new guy from leeds admits to the same thing. Do northerners really piss in the sink?
( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:06, 6 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

isn't 98% of the population here
Northern in your eyes?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)

Northern foreign
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)

Anything past Truro is the North

( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)

anything south of Cheshire is France

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Only the posh ones.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)

Wouldn't surprise me.
Plus the bath will be full of coal, they probably use pages of the Daily Express as toilet roll and spend their dole money on roll ups and pigeon food.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Not any of the ones I know.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:11, Reply)

BGB pisses in the shower
But we all do that
( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:13, Reply)

I certainly don't, thank you very much.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)

liar

( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:22, Reply)

piss and sweat are basically the same
you might as well.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:25, Reply)

why would anyone eat chips without gravy, doesn't make any fucking sense

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:13, Reply)

I saw a guy putting ketchup on chips the other day. Seriously! What's he doing eating Ketchup at his age!
( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:15, Reply)

What do you put ABOUT your chips then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Salt and Vinegar.
I'm a grown up
( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Ketchup on one side
Salad cream on the other. Lots of salt and vinegar. Job done.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:18, Reply)

A chip butty requires tomato sauce

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Chip butty?
What are you? 12?
( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:19, Reply)

Fuck you
Chip butties are one of life's pleasures
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:20, Reply)

microchip butties
best of all teh hangover lazy easy foods
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:22, Reply)

What is the MATTER with you barbarians?

( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:26, Reply)

my ex is Portuguese, she puts ketchup and mayo on chips
it looks like a big bloody sneeze, she can't get enough of that shit, shit's whack yo
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)

fuck off
acceptable toppings for chips:

spicy salt
vinegar
cheese
mayonnaise
houmous

that's IT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)

spicy salt
vinegar
cheese
mayonnaise
houmous

GRAVY
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:18, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:19, Reply)

i think you have misunderstood the purpose of
the chips, the toppings, the strikethrough function and in fact LIFE ITSELF.

gravy is fucking disgusting and it makes the chips soggy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:20, Reply)

wanker

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:24, Reply)

hypocrital...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:24, Reply)

No, that's condiments.
IT is something totally different. I know you're hardly computer literate but should I really have to explain something so fucking fundamental? Get a grip, woman.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)

"not, that's condiments"?
condiments it may be; english it is NOT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)

?????

( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:23, Reply)

too slow to be a ninja

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Gravy reacts badly with the tin ore
Leading to the social and economic breakdown resulting in reliance on the tourist trade and the lack of affordable housing, this then get the local females so frustrated they hurl large tombs of literary work at their spouse
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:27, Reply)

Gravy and chips is fucking wonderful, you mong

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:15, Reply)

I'm not aware that I've ever pissed the the sink though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:15, Reply)

Yeh yeh
I believe you
( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)

I dont even have a sink at the moment :o(
TRUFAX
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:17, Reply)

curry sauce and chips.
Salt and sauce.
Haggis supper.
White pudding supper.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:20, Reply)

it's your idea of a salad, no?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)

no, that would be a battered and deep fried ketchup sandwich.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:23, Reply)

I don't like you anymore.

( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:22, Reply)