Aches and pains
So my head is falling off and Ape is puking like Marc Almond after a heavy night on the cock. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:36, 64 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Pussy
I'm OK thanks
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:38, Reply)

This is good
My daughter currently has chickenpox too - sad times in the cow household
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:39, Reply)

That's not good
last time one of ours had that they kindly shared it with me, I was as sick as a dog for 48 hours or so.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:41, Reply)

I've had chickenpox but I feel like shite

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Bless, Chicken Pox is not nice, as a parent there is fuck all you can do about it,
apart from keep applying the calamine lotion and try to keep their minds of scratching
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Anti-histamine time

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Haven't had any lunch :(

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:41, Reply)

I had Sainsburys misery sandwich

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Better than a CoOp misery wrap.
They are the shittest shop bought lunches I've ever tried.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)

I shall bear this in mind

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:47, Reply)

No lunch wnaker

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:42, Reply)

They don't like pictures.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:41, Reply)

check it out, found a pic of a kitten

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:42, Reply)

I'm not sure if my picture is NSFW or not, how do I tell?
Just ask yourself, "Could this be mistaken for porn?" A suggestive picture of a lady in her underwear is probably NSFW even though there is no nudity, but a badly drawn picture of a spunking cock isn't NSFW (unless there is a fetish site for badly drawn, spunking cocks that nobody told us about).
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:43, Reply)

PUSSY IS NSFW

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:44, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1913726
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:45, Reply)

I'd punch that cunt right in the fucking face

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:44, Reply)

I feel this needs Theo to demonstrate it with an SBP.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:44, Reply)

SBP?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Have I got the terminology wrong here?
Setup, beat, puke.

EDIT: No, I haven't alexcomex.tumblr.com/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)

As patronised by popular pop combo
Personality Horse
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)

Pretty sure I've seen some of AB's wedding photos rendered in this format and all.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)

I liked that, btw.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)

Yes, it IS the best thing ever recorded, isn't it

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:11, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoHKSwWU1eY
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)

You need a NSFKroney tag on this.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:17, Reply)

Sodoff Big Picture?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)

The Boomtown Rats really didn't try towards the end....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)

I've hurt my toe and cut my finger open.
I'm not getting any sympathy at all.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:43, Reply)

You should have got sympathy from YM

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Office girl had metal chastity belt

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Rusty garage, smelly roof

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Are you suggesting that girls with ginger boxes don't wash their hair?

( Kroney, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:48, Reply)

I'm not sure

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:48, Reply)

How did you manage to drop a server on your toe at home?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:48, Reply)

Well, I picked it up and my grip slipped.

( Kroney, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)

You'll be pleased to know I have been offered the job I was just interviewed for.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:50, Reply)

I hope they never find out about your custard secret

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:50, Reply)

I didn't mention it.
I think that swung the decision.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)

No you haven't, Nigel Adkins has got it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Reading between the lines here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Consider this a strike through
That changes the name to Marmalade Atkins.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:55, Reply)

I wouldn't want to marmalade my cock up her

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)

There seems to be a preponderence of arseholery about today
I'm flitting between being hugely excited about the weekend, and hugely annoyed that the weekend isn't here yet.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:50, Reply)

I'm getting dangerously close the the 2.0 button here
Fucking get over it, you got wrong, the end
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Hang about
What?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Not you, thilly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)

You're having a premature hump day.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Looks like the talkers are a bit bored

( Kroney, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Not bored.
Bemused yes, bored no.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)

I really don't see why.
If people on this board preferred the way the /talk board operates, they'd be on the /talk board.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Yeah but/talk's full of cunts
This is well known everywhere in the world. Whereas /OT is... oh.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)

See now, I like witty banter, I like silly pictures.
The board, in theory, allows for both. If people are getting into trouble at work for looking at here rather than working perhaps they should trying more work and less internet.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)

Don't know what to tell you, it's just the way this board is.
You'll probably have noticed that it's now slowed right down on here, just as I said it would.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)

this^
People just get annoyed. The pics of cats aren't funny and if I wanted cute I'd logon to Facebook and like some shit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Blimey.
There's some employers going to be wondering about a productivity spike today.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Yes, you are entirely correct with this moral point.
However you are not stupid.
You know that most people on here are at work, skiving.
You also know that, written explicitly in the rules or not, there is a board for images and a couple for text.
You are just enjoying the sport of arguing online.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)

Yes.
And this is a board where you can do both.
Personally I suspect I'd have gotten into a lot more trouble at work chucking at a joke about murdering black people than I would if I'd been caught looking at a silly image of a CDC.
I'd have been mocked MORE for the latter, mind.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:15, Reply)

I didn't think it was a joke about murdering black people.
Yes, there is the occasional 'edgy' or 'ironic' racist joke on here.
I'm pretty sure that none of the protagonists are actually racist - in my experience anyone posting genuinely racist views are rounded upon and treated with the contempt they deserve.
CDCs are rarely considered funny on here, this is the board of bitter misanthropy.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)

I have heartburn
It is both a mother and a fucker.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)

If indeed it isn't a heart attack

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)

*wimpers*.....
...maybe with a heart attack I'd get some sympathy from the cute girl opposite...*charlie browns*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)

MI word

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:04, Reply)

I've been in hospital twice with what the docs suspected was a heart attack to find it was a back spasm
Fucking idiots. The fact that I walked 3 fucking miles to the hospital may have given it away
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)