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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:36,
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:38,
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Ah, that's because you're a ham-fisted spasticTry ctrl+alt+del, shut down, then fuck off.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:47,
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oh thank fuck he's goneI just pretended I was going to get a shower so I wouldn't have to talk to him
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The first clue should've been you saying that you were having a shower(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 17:04,
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I'm just frowin dat shit out dere bruv innitI've decided to speak in 'urban street slang' a lot more. I've really learnt to appreciate it recently. I think could really catch on, you know?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:40,
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Oh, I approveI'm very much 'down with the kids', as I believe is the term. I'm also 'hip', 'radical' and in some cases, 'far out'.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:42,
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I'd like to think of myself as something of a 'scenester'.Only this morning I addressed one of my staff as 'daddio', and let me tell you, it felt marvellous.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:45,
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You know, I frequently say "WASSSSSSUUUPP?" to peopleand most of them are so impressed that they have to walk away so they can laugh in private.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:46,
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You know what TH, you are DAMNED cool. (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:56,
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The lyrics also have a subtle YM in there too(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:40,
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posting pictures then moaning about people posting pictures is for children(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:41,
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May I have your opinion on this please Chompy?b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1913980
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:42,
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You were moaning about pictures being posted right?But you post pictures yourself.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:45,
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Can you tell the difference between that and three naked men with frisbees?(, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:47, Reply)
Well you put me on 2.0 for completely SFW images of Dickie Davies & Paul Ross.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:53,
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So what, I took you off like 10 minutes later.You pout more than swipe.
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Reminds me of the old Ian McKellen joke.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:48,
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What's the difference between a pork pie and and a blow job?'I don't know'
Want to come on a picnic?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:49,
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So what about a picture of a mole rat, or some sausage rolls?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:49,
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Yes, and because you visibly kicked up a fuss people are holding you responsible for the stupidity that occurred.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:53,
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All the people that are holding you responsible, keep up.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:58,
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Can I not just pointlessly and loudly 2.0 you for attention?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 17:00,
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Then I'd start a new thread about the massive injustice of being ignored and the cycle starts again.(, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 17:06, Reply)
I never moaned about pictures being posted. I said I'd temporarily ignore people who put pictures in a thread I didn't want to see at work.(, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:46, Reply)
No no noYewtree is for children, silly.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:43,
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now bobby has left you seem to be the resident rage monster(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:52,
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I am an oasis of calmness and tranquility.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:54,
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Oh Alan.Really? Are times really that hard for you these days? Oh Alan.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:48,
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Just gazzed b3th about this.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:46,
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she told me she doesn't bother modding on sunday because no one posts herejust sayin
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More like because she doesn't get out of bed, the fat mess.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:50,
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B3TH CAN YOU MOD THIS POST PLEASE(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:49,
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YOU'VE ABBREVIATED 'OK' - ALREADY ITSELF AN ABBREVIATION OR SLANG TERMSO I AM SENDING ROB A SHIT IN THE POST ABOUT THIS.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:55,
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He prefers it if you do them in his freezer.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:57,
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+when you offer to fix a website for free.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:58,
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Well yeah, that goes without saying./ac
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 17:03,
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Can I just ask, is it too much to suggest that perhaps everyone might want to consider stopping being a bunch of gay pricks?It's just an idea I've had, just sounding you out about it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 17:04,
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it's tempting, but I'm not suresell it to me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 17:06,
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Yeah alright 'Alan Sugar' fuck off(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 17:08,
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Oh sorry 'Lord Sugar' you social-climbing Hebrew schweinhund(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 17:09,
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That'll never take off around here/ac
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 17:09,
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I wonder how Stunned is getting on in Cyprus when he can't get any cash?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 17:11,
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I would have heard if he was having problems I think.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 17:13,
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Yeah, you're the first one anyone calls if they need cash.Or was that the joke.
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Nah: I've had several texts from him since he's been away and none referenced cash issues.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 17:19,
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He's probably got the shakes.I am lolling about all the people who stored over 100k in euros there. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
That's what I'm doing.
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I guess you store all your cash under your mattress(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 17:14,
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Lets just say I had over 100k in any account anywhere.I would probably think, "hey isn't there something about only the first 100k being protected if the bank goes bust?? maybe I should split my money up"
If I had it in fucking Cyprus that's been fucked for 5 years, I think I may have thought it would be a priority.
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Why?Worked your arse off all your life, built up some retirement savings and now the government are going to steal a load of it?
What's so amusing about that?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 17:15,
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Chompy is more in to idiotism than socialism.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 17:17,
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I'm a very basic capitalist.I hate success if there is no risk of failure.
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Is that because your aspergers doesn't allow you to see things from someone else's perspective?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 17:18,
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