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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hey, hippies!
I am fair pissing in my tie-dyed pants about this:

www.o2shepherdsbushempire.co.uk/event/52901/hawkwind-perform-warrior-on-the-edge-of-time-tickets

It’s their best ever LP, played in full – on a Saturday night. Winders and Tango at the very least need to get on board for this one, don’t be spastics.

Of course, if you can’t make it, there’s always

www.amazon.co.uk/Hawkwind--Treworgey-29th-July-1989/dp/B001G4ANAQ/ref=sr_1_14?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1364487921&sr=1-14

LOL

Se’sly though, I haven’t been this excited since ‘Homework Refusal’ announced they were playing at Infest. I now have 5 months to source some mind-melting acid.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:37, 145 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
FIRST!
rthat is the worst DVD cover design in history
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:38, Reply)
I’ve got a worse one with your mum on it.

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:43, Reply)
they must be shit if you need to get off your face on mind-melting hallucinogenic which alter your perceptions that much.

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:38, Reply)
Yeah yeah wotevarrr

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:39, Reply)
done any gross nursing today

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:40, Reply)
Stuc a tube up someone's bum to drain their extremely prolific diarrhoea last night.
We had two litres of dat shit last night.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:43, Reply)
I'm gonna sneak out at 5, can't be arsed anymore

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:40, Reply)
Start queuing now yeah? Good thinking Fogesy!!!

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:41, Reply)
£25 what a rip off.

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:41, Reply)
by what measurement?

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Imperial best of all measurements

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:43, Reply)
They've sold out man, they've sold out.
They should let you in free if you've got bongos to help with the atmosphere
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:43, Reply)
I thought you meant the tickets had sold out and shat it you cunt.

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:53, Reply)
Ha ha ha ha ha

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:05, Reply)
:o(

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:17, Reply)
But you get a free TV!

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:44, Reply)
Yeah Lilly Savage

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:47, Reply)
Ha ha Battereds still in the last thread talking to himself

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:41, Reply)
*makes drinky hand gesture*

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:42, Reply)
I had two pints at lunchtime & just had a nap.

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:44, Reply)
Erm. No.

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:44, Reply)
3 mins.
Did it take you that long to get here walking with them stumpy legs?
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:45, Reply)
I went for a shit.

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:46, Reply)
why did you try to attack PD?

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:52, Reply)
i don't know if I'm hungry, need a dump or have bit of a wonky gut

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:42, Reply)
It sounds like AIDS

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:42, Reply)
that was tuesday

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Arse cancer then

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:43, Reply)
*looks at side*
perhaps
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:44, Reply)
now cha cha slide

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:45, Reply)
kill yourself

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:47, Reply)
delete your account

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:48, Reply)
Aren't they that band what play all the Elric shite?

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Aye, Chronicles of the Black Sword - a shit 80s concept LP not worth a bother.
They've a 40+ year back catalogue to choose from and having seen them what must be 30 times I've only heard one song off that one played.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:53, Reply)
That's the only thing I've heard because I read Elric a while back and listened to it
OK I might ask me dad he likes Hawkwind, I'll see what's good
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:54, Reply)
All of them pre about 1975

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:00, Reply)
I'm now upset.

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:42, Reply)
what's wrong Roland?

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:43, Reply)
Hey bubby
What's the beef?
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:44, Reply)
His tv turned up

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:46, Reply)
His boss found him slacking off to watch some 3d tv

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:48, Reply)
see yor getting good at the pic thing

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:48, Reply)
I looked for a little one
it wasn't the best, but all pictures of oscilloscopes are massive
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:49, Reply)
Are you searching them in google images?
if so there is normally a "more sizes" option
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:51, Reply)
intreging
I've learnt so much today, thanks Dad, i love you
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:53, Reply)
intriguing

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:54, Reply)
*ruffles hair*
You're alright you are kiddo
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:56, Reply)
B3th can you mod this please?
It's going to get Chompy into trouble.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:44, Reply)
Company is screwing over my girlfriend.
She's temping for them, they offer her a promotion, she's says she's interested but would need more money and starts the ball rolling on pay and conditions. So they cancel her temp job, which means she either has to take the job on their terms or go look somewhere else.

Which I think is really shitty way to treat an employee.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:47, Reply)
I dunno it just seems normal to me, but I guess I don't have expectations of companies, they only treat you like a human being if they're forced to

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:49, Reply)
The world is full of cunts.

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:51, Reply)
Yeah man
Managers and HR are always the worst of them too
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:52, Reply)
what does she do?

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:54, Reply)
favours for sailors

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:55, Reply)
She's an AAT level 4 or something.
But this job would be area manager for a facilities managment company. Retard wrangler really.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:55, Reply)
how far along the spectrum is level 4?

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Highest I think.

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:58, Reply)
you shouod tell her this joke, she'll like it

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:02, Reply)
I don't get it.

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:03, Reply)
Does she spend her days attacking Hoth?
Little Star Wars joke for you there, hope you enjoyed it
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:58, Reply)
i did not.

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:59, Reply)
yeah well suck on your lsd pipe you horrible little scrote
love you xx
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:00, Reply)
Tell her to accept the job and immediately start looking for a new one
then she can refuse to give notice on the cunts.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:56, Reply)
That's my thinking, and claim every fucking thing on expenses.

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:56, Reply)
Only 3 copies of the DVD left in stock!
Fucking hell, they've managed to sell the other 2 copies in only 24 years!!!1111!
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:46, Reply)
My fags have gone up from £5.56 to £5.99, they had one £5.56 packet left, and I went to buy 4 packets.
The guy scanned all 4 at the £5.99 price and I'm like "WTF? is this?" and he's like "It's the budget" and I'm like "Ok, I'll just buy the one packet at £5.56 price" so he's like "alright" and I bought the packet.

I can't even find how much fags have gone up by in the budget, but I swear man, fuck this country. Run by fucking multi millionares telling us how we're on all this together, like they've got a fucking clue what it's like. Someone should drive a nuclear bomb carrying train straight through #10 downing street when everyone in goverment desision making is over for a party.

I can't even find how much they've gone up by on the news.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:48, Reply)
Yeah but....WARRIOR ON THE EDGE OF TIME....IN FULL!!!!

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:50, Reply)
I'll have to shove that up my pipe and smoke it, it'll be cheaper.

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:52, Reply)
Start a tobacco Jihad

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:50, Reply)
I'm gonna start buying my fags off some jihadests if I could find any.

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:54, Reply)
I think they wear beards as a disguise

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Those seem cheap what do you smoke?
and seriously with your health issue, why the hell do you smoke!
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:50, Reply)
Chesterfields
Let's not make this national issue about me, I'm not that arrogent.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:54, Reply)
You'll grow a fleshy cravat in no time!

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:55, Reply)
When I gave up they were £4.20 a packet.
When I started they were £2.50.

Can't say I think it's a bad thing that cigarettes are being priced beyond most peoples' means, if I'm honest. Long may it continue.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:51, Reply)
I prefer it when they tax stuff i don't buy

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:53, Reply)
maybe they can start an oxygen tax just for you

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:54, Reply)
I don't want to get all evangelical ex-smoker
but they are an awful, awful thing. Worst drug by far and about the only one (aside, arguably, from alcohol) that can kill people that don't use it.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:54, Reply)
fuck it, we need people to kill themselves, can't have everyone living to 100 too expensive innit

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:56, Reply)
If your monolopised smack dealer started putting up prices, you'd be up in train-tracked arms about it.
If your monoploised smack dealer quits, then fair enough, but just putting up prices after prices 'cus they know it'll get paid is just bullshit.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:56, Reply)
Sure, the people already on smack are fucked, but then they'll sell their own grandmother for their habit anyway so fuck 'em
if you make it too expensive for kids to take up the habit though, it's a win. Even if it is only an accidental by-product of being a greedy taxing wanker.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:58, Reply)
It's a shitty way of going about it.
If it's a health issue than my wallet should be irrelivent.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:00, Reply)
Yeah it's like the anti booze thing they're trying to work out at the moment
Like they think people drink cos it's cheap and that's the only reason
Not y'know, cos it takes their minds off their shithole of a life for a few hours, no, couldn't be that.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:01, Reply)
Oh', don't forget the goverment substidised bars in parlement.
WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:06, Reply)
It's seductive, smoking. Even without all the advertisements of my childhood
and with all the laws making smoking as inconvenient as possible. People keep taking it up. So put the prices up so high that teenagers can't afford to get into it before they start thinking of it as unattractive and you might stop more of them from starting in the first place.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:04, Reply)
Then they should make lighters for 25 year olds and up

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:07, Reply)
Cigarette smoking is being forced out as an option.
More and more laws will come in to restrict where you can smoke and the prices will continue to go up. More people are quitting. Eventually cigarette smoking will be banned outright whenever the voice of dissent gets quiet enough.

You, my friend, are part of a dying breed. Figuratively and, after a few more years, quite possibly literally.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:10, Reply)
Yup, although there's always the "But we basicly fund the NHS" push on those final flatline bleeps

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:23, Reply)
Cor I'm glad I've not got a smoking problem
Now help me open my 50 quid whisky
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:52, Reply)
Plus, if the plan to sell all cigarettes in plain packaging goes ahead, you won't know what you're buying - could be Chesterfields or sawdust.
Which I'm pretty sure doesn't sit well with the Sale of Goods Act, or the General Product Safety Regulations.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 18:40, Reply)
I wish I'd never started smoking. I need a plan to stop. Don't reckon 'cold turkey' will work.

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 18:41, Reply)
I might be up for it if I wasn't all gay about the trips.
But I am, so.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:49, Reply)
It'll be an excellent show anyway, they have great lights and stage set etc.
Hang on, it IS all about the trips.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:54, Reply)
So do muse, maybe you should go and see them

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Haha, yeah
Haha
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Also I don't want to be the only one there who's gay about the trips
whilst everybody else is tripping.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:00, Reply)
My brother's terrified of them. You can hide with him.
In truth most people won't be tripping. It's not like the good old days.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:01, Reply)
Yeah but your brother might cut my head off.

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:05, Reply)
What he can do, is verify that story, so for that reason alone I would like you to come.

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:10, Reply)
Haha, what he can do is tell me the same anecdote
that's not verification unless he's planning on showing me the disembodied head of a drug dealer, in which case I'm DEFINITELY not coming.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:11, Reply)
Pussy

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:14, Reply)
Imagine this. Hairy old codgers playing some sort of folky rock or something amidst flashing lights
the writhing, lurching bodies of whacked out crusties on either side, all the people you know are tripping balls, talking codshit and gurning at you. Then, the up until now only sane, sober person you had talking to you, grins and pulls a decomposing head out of his trousers.

Fuck. That.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:16, Reply)
Hahaha

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:18, Reply)
Space Rock IF YOU DON'T MIND

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:18, Reply)
I don't imagine he'll be sane or sober.

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:19, Reply)
Yeah I don't remember promising either of those things

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:20, Reply)
Ha ha ha ha ha

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:19, Reply)

vocaroo.com/i/s0R7JiEQZxZE
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:50, Reply)
I don't get it soz

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:57, Reply)
I still haven't heard back from my gaz to b3th.
you're in trouble when she wakes up.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:59, Reply)
Has Fogesy been nawtee?

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:00, Reply)
i learnt to post pictures and posted a naked mole rat then chompy cried from his penis and got fired

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:01, Reply)
Yeah, I told b3th to ban him and edit all his posts to this

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:02, Reply)
oh yeah, haha, like on 4chan in 2007, I get it

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:07, Reply)
I guess that's why you work in 'finance' and not finance

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:12, Reply)
dude get rid of this pls

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:15, Reply)
He really is such a picture posting arsehole

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:16, Reply)
wishing /talk's 'hide this post' option was available here now

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:26, Reply)
Yep.

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:36, Reply)
never heard of adblock then

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 19:00, Reply)
fuck it, i'm off work now for 4 days so i don't even need you lot

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:01, Reply)
I still have no sound at work Frank.

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Cheers.

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:01, Reply)
Now I shall take the piss out of you endlessly for your musical preferences and choice of gigs, for like years
Because this will in no way make me a dull and predictable old cunt.

Have fun!
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:13, Reply)
I like Cast

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:13, Reply)
I'd like to see you in a cast

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:16, Reply)
Go for your life.
Fill yer black rubber platform boots, old boy. Do it in an amusing way and I promise to LOL heartily.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:16, Reply)
I'm just not that mean
And actually have no problem with Hawkwind. Or you. Um... give me a minute.

"Hahaha, why can't you go and see a current and relevant band?"

I've just realised that most current and relevant bands are shite.

I'm out.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:18, Reply)
I hope you have a cracking weekend
and I set you the task of photographing the biggest idiots there and posting the evidence here.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:19, Reply)
Yeah do this, tell them it is for your MySpace

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:20, Reply)
My instinct is to train my camera on myself
but I won't hold a candle to some of the cunts I'll be mingling with tomorrow. I'll try to get pictures before 3.30pm Saturday (doors are at 3), because after that I'll be too cunted to see.

Thank you, by the way.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:21, Reply)
Good lad. We're relying on you for next week's LOLs.

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:24, Reply)
That says everything about this place.

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:26, Reply)
It's that or 'salted peanuts'.

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:30, Reply)
I CAN'T TAKE THE PRESSURE
I'M GOING TO NEED MASSIVE DRUGS

*looks in wallet*

OK then
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:26, Reply)
I like Noel Gallaghers high flying birds

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:19, Reply)
I like the Bluetones

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:26, Reply)
haha!

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:31, Reply)
Hmm
That might be doable, if I'm not on holiday.
It's the day after my birthday and all.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:16, Reply)
It's their best one. Miss it and be forever a helmet.

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:17, Reply)
I'm already resigned to that fate.
But I shall see about not missing this.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:20, Reply)
I'll put you up.
Don't let yourself down Tango
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:27, Reply)
o0o0o0oh, i'm being head hunted by some new-media/video/social network type company ! *excites*

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 17:46, Reply)
The smell of a room full of 30 year old leather jackets that have never been cleaned
Will be over powering.

I hope you survive the experience.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 18:03, Reply)
I'm used to it.

(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 18:22, Reply)

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