Whilst I don’t particularly care, I expect you all want to bore each other, so;
How was your Easter weekend?

Alt: posh or oily?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:21, 166 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alright.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:25, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1919204
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:26, Reply)

Yeah. You?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:28, Reply)

Yeah, boozy weekend feel a bit jaded
Must have been nice to see mrs and micro
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:35, Reply)

Certainly nice to see micro.
My wife is annoying me. No particular reason.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:06, Reply)

That's what they do.
If it's any consolation, you are pissing her off and all.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:17, Reply)

GOOD.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:20, Reply)

Fuck you
YOUN AINT MY DAD
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:25, Reply)

You prefer your dad to wank you off?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:28, Reply)

I don’t want to know about your family traditions
Go suck a Rolf Harris
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:31, Reply)

alright yeah bbz
Ate loads.

Alt: dry.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:37, Reply)

You don't fool me with your feigned indifference.
I know you are dying to know all about my weekend.

Alt: Oily. I don't really see what there is to be gained from posh.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:37, Reply)

all sorts of fucking awesome thanks.
Except the dead guy, and the fire, and the world of shit I'm going back to tomorrow
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:39, Reply)

It's not a proper Easter bank holiday weekend unless someone dies.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:40, Reply)

head office are leaving the M25 in their droves to sort this mess out.
I'm so glad I booked the extra day of holiday.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:44, Reply)

How does the land lie?
Are they going to have a go at you for not being there?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:47, Reply)

wasn't in my pub, so I'm in the clear,
But I'll be asked to go sort it out I imagine, the manager disappeared last week, and it was his assistant that missed the body, so he'll be fired I imagine, so with no management in the pub, and the London managers never willing to leave their comfy M25, it'll be me going in.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:50, Reply)

Missed the body?
I think you need to tell the whole story, so I don't have to keep asking questions.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:51, Reply)

sorry,
www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/10324839.Man_dies_at_Jericho_Tavern/

He died Friday night, wasn't found until 9pm Saturday.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:54, Reply)

fucking hell

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:11, Reply)

yurr.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:13, Reply)

I've just realised your company owns two of the best and four of the worst pubs in MK.
I would never have guessed they were owned by the same people.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:42, Reply)

yeah,
It's a big company, and some of the brands are shockingly bad. My brand is designed to look like a bunch of little independent pubs, but we're owned by the same people as Toby Carvery.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:53, Reply)

the fire was up the road from my pub, and they had to close it for a day, on vans holiday weekend, when we should have been raking it in.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:55, Reply)

It's going to be a fun week then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:14, Reply)

I'm pretty sure I'm still going to be in London on Thursday though.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:17, Reply)

I'm going to be there next Monday.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:18, Reply)

This is largely irrelevant, as you will be long gone by then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:18, Reply)

I'm just going to stand on the platform waiting for your arrival.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:20, Reply)

I'll be wearing a pink carnation in my buttonhole.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:21, Reply)

tton m
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:26, Reply)

Don't worry windy he'll come back to life in a couple of days

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:44, Reply)

yeah, not a single other person has made that joke this weekend.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:45, Reply)

I haven't, just sayin
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(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:46, Reply)

yeah, this guy's back
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(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:46, Reply)

trust Nakers to resurrect it late.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:54, Reply)

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(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:39, Reply)

Did momo lay you an Easter egg?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:44, Reply)

you could at least capitalise his name correctly

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:45, Reply)

If he thinks that a male bird is going to lay a chocolate egg
I think dyslexia is the least of his problems.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:50, Reply)

to answer the question, Momo did a big squirty white and green and black parrot plop when he woke up
HTH

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(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Green and blacks?
That's just cadburys in an "organic" wrapper
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:56, Reply)

show us your "organic" wrapper

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:03, Reply)

It really does thank you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:56, Reply)

it's important everyone knows that I am on the popular page today

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:08, Reply)

i don't own an iron or an ironing board

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:14, Reply)

pr­ick

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:32, Reply)

I've got two irons. Gutted.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:47, Reply)

have you got a tv?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:51, Reply)

It's being delivered today.
Well a delivery is booked today. I should take bets on whats actually on the truck.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:55, Reply)

an iron probably

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Some sort of biological waste I think.
Used condoms and needles.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:58, Reply)

The contents of Gonzo's wash basket

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Excellent thank you, yours?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Very good thanks.
Egg painting with micro, trip to Buckinghamshire to see friends, petting zoo, gardening (new herb garden done), pub. 9/10. Would Easter again.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:04, Reply)

I went to a wedding, I had a curry I cleared the loft.
Alright.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:58, Reply)

Did you try the place I suggested?
Or did you end up somewhere else?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Nah, there was a place booked on the friday. Then we went to somewhere near the Church for a curry afterwards.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:01, Reply)

Tell me you at least tried some of the Castle Rock brewery ales?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:04, Reply)

nope, never went into Nottingham to be honest.
All around Nutall and stuff.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Ohhhh dear

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:05, Reply)

It was alright, one of the pubs we went to was a bit shitty but it had a real ale festival on so I was happy.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:08, Reply)

Tell us about the wedding so we can mock your friend for being a pleb

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:00, Reply)

In the Grooms speech he ended with "I've had such an amazing day I'd like to thank you all and I can't believe how beautiful I look today"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:03, Reply)

Grooms speech? How ghastly!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:12, Reply)

If you were the groom, I'd agree.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:14, Reply)

Is this another bit of posh protocol of which I am unaware?
What is wrong with the groom giving a speech?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Nothing I'm being a prick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Please don't ever change
x
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:34, Reply)

***wavy lines***
Nakkers comes downstairs a week before the wedding clutching his laptop, cable draging behind him. Grinning at his wife
"I've worked out my speech, I've done it in Word and I've put bullet points in and even some italics"
"Umm, you're doing a speech?"
"yep, and there's loads of jokes I've been practicing with my friends on the internet and I'm going to do a graph or something like that guy off the youtube"
"You don't have to do a speech you know"
"but I do it's in the wedding rules, I have toooooo it's traditional"
"Umm, no dear, that's for common people, you know how you hate the common people like the people on Eastenders"
"oh... I knew that... I was just joking, HA got you... Trolled!"
"Don't pout dear"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:39, Reply)

this is scarily accurate, i do hate common people

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Never mind, they'll all soon be dead or in a workhouse.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:43, Reply)

\o/
this is why I'm againt the tax rises on fags
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:46, Reply)

It's very hard to type out the whining childlike voice I read all your posts in.
So people have to imagine.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:46, Reply)

I didn't give a speech,
Her father, and the best man give the speeches. I thanked everyone for coming and gave the bridesmaids and the mothers some flowers and a gift.
( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:41, Reply)

actually this is all the groom needs to do, biut i did a well lol speech. Noit too long though, nothing worse than overly long speeches

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Yeah, same here.
That's all you have to do really.
The only speech anyone is bothered about is the best man's.
Unless your best man is a prick.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:44, Reply)

I bet yours was a alpaca

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:45, Reply)

My best man printed handouts
And passed them out, they contained 25 years of my shitest haircuts.

Cunt
( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:53, Reply)

My speech contained a reference to Die Hard in it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:36, Reply)

I didn't talk to any of you autisms all weekend and I got laid twice
Coincidence?
( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:04, Reply)

I'm just pleased you've met someone

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:06, Reply)

met

paid
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:07, Reply)

Monty is hard up at the moment
It was a win win situation
( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:23, Reply)

BANG BANG LOOK AT ME I HAD SEX BANG BANG WALLOP HELLO BANG BANG ME YES HELLO

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:06, Reply)

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Yeh its been a while, forgive me for being pretty fucking happy about it.
It makes a change from getting a book to the fucking head
( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:25, Reply)

Laid out flat by large tomes, deftly thrown by the wife?
Morning PJ
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:07, Reply)

You are a buddhist egg AICMFP

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Fucking awesome, thanks.
Work bites though. 10 days of e-mails to catch up on.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:09, Reply)

reply to them all with that gif of the dog shagging the other dog then throwing up

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:11, Reply)

reply all
Dear so and so,

I've been away and can't be bothered to read your email, if it stills requires my attention please resend.

lots of love

stunner
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:11, Reply)

The "If it's important, they'll send it again" approach.
I like it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Alright Burtons.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:12, Reply)

Alright, titch.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Back at work boredom innit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:25, Reply)

I watched some eighties horror movies
And they were, indeed, a horror. No they weren't. Puppet Master had way more filler with bad actors than I remembered. They Live was as awesome as ever but the missus gave me grief for wasting two hours of her life.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:10, Reply)

They Live is an excellent film.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:15, Reply)

I've got Prince of Darkness lined up next to get the missus back on the Carpentrain
*checks for bubblegum*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:18, Reply)

Shut the fuck up and fuck the fuck off
alright
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:10, Reply)

up yours crippledick

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:11, Reply)

alright frank

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:15, Reply)

so I was in Tesco and I noticed they were selling a novel written by, get this, Judy Finnigan, bet that's good

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:31, Reply)

I do hope you shoplifted it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:35, Reply)

yeah right, that's

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:38, Reply)

... what happens when you press enter while you're typing

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:39, Reply)

can't be arsed finishing that post now

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Just post "check 'em" instead
That'll be good.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:46, Reply)

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(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:55, Reply)

alright woo
coft
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:16, Reply)

Not the best TBH
Mother-in-law has inoperable lung and brain tumours. JOY
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:18, Reply)

Will you inherit anything?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:19, Reply)

guilty lol
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:20, Reply)

Nope
Father-in-law still going strong
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:22, Reply)

ah that sucks, do yo get on with her?
or is this more worry for mrs cow?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:20, Reply)

I do get on fairly well with her, yes
Mrs Cow is distraught :o(
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:23, Reply)

AT LEAST SHE HASN'T GOT ALZHEIMER'S!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:20, Reply)

Or has she?
I think I got the joke wrong anyway.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:20, Reply)

Could be worse.
Bowel cancer for example would cost you a fortune in nappies.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:21, Reply)

lolgonzo

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:32, Reply)

check 'em

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:37, Reply)

I told the missus I was taking the kids to the park and then took them to a rugby game instead
They loved it.
( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:25, Reply)

...where you got laid twice?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:26, Reply)

Two kids.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:30, Reply)

TTJ

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:30, Reply)

I thought the joke was about him being rugger buggered.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:42, Reply)

by his kids

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:43, Reply)

it's like proper football, but shit
/ac
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:32, Reply)

check 'em

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:37, Reply)

A good game of handegg is the very dab at easter

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:43, Reply)

I made Tea wine by the way.
Made my flat smell like a greasy spoon but it's bubbling away in the airing cupboard now.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Did you follow my recipe exactly?
airing cupboard eh? Well don't get it too hot 22c-25c.
( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:51, Reply)

The airing cupboard is between 18 and 25.
No not exactly, I bodged it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Perfect
so bodged how? I need details, I'm about to do a 25l batch
( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:02, Reply)

I used Tartaric acid, because I couldn't find citric.
And used some specialised wine yeast with nutrients already in it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Hope you didn't use too much
sour wine is not always nice
( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Tea wine sounds intriguing.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:59, Reply)

It ends up tasting sort of like apple juice
Not Cider mind, just strong alcoholic apple juice. Very nice though, good to blend with other wines too
( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:01, Reply)

V quiet
I had thought I'd be moving into my fucking flat but that's still dragging on. Had a wander around Borough Market and a few pints with Monty and that's it. ZZZZZzzzzz.

Alt: Dry and angry.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 9:49, Reply)

I thought that pub quiz was good.
It's the only one I've ever been to, mind. Pubs are for the srious business of drinking in, not fun and games, if you ask me. I haven't the time for 'pool' or whatever. No thank you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Darts is alright

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)

I like it a lot more since I convinced myself it is the heir to traditional British archery contests.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Yes, if we knew someone who knew anything about music after 2008 we'd clean up.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:16, Reply)

*shrugs*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Uuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrggghh

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:06, Reply)

puff

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Nah, MDMA and coke I think

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:08, Reply)

*nose/point*
Ouch. My nose hurts.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Are you having an MD induced mental breakdown?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Not mental
Just really fucking tired. MDs *may* be responsible
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Good fun then?
It can't have been as much fun as the Treworgey Tree Fayre of 1989, though. Have I mentioned it before?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:08, Reply)

I think that might have been my Treworgey Tree Fayre of 1989
Let's put it this way, Sheffield's not there any more, because I inhaled it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Good boy. Glad you enjoyed yourself.
The trick this week is to pamper yourself and allow yourself little treats to prevent the resultant serotonin crash from sending you to KFC.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Cheers
Started well yesterday but in a fit of acute myopia I failed to book today off work. Can't see me setting the world alight with my productivity.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Schoolboy error.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Innit
Luckily I acquired a CD by the best band I saw this weekend which will see me through.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:14, Reply)

did you take some photos as requested?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:11, Reply)

This is what I was building up to asking.
Hopefully also some video akin to that genius synchronised dance routine you linked to.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)

I did indeed, mostly me with mates/members of bands
Bollocks will you lot be seeing them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)

We won't laugh. Honest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Sorry, the other one. Complete lie.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)

They'll probably stick various photos on the FB page at some point
I'll link you up if I can be bothered. The last thing I need today is remorseless piss-taking
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:17, Reply)

You won't get any from me I promise

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:20, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1919371
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:21, Reply)

You need to stop videoing band members bollocks
what you and your consenting mates get up to is your own affair.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)

All the ones you have posted on facebook I have been too shocked by the amount of eyeliner you are wearing to notice the band member you're touching up.

( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:27, Reply)