That's not very nice you bent spastic.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 14:55, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

what's the matter?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)

You're being mean about my girlfriend.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)

'IT 'IM!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 14:57, Reply)

I'm pretty handy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 14:58, Reply)

h r
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:01, Reply)

ra-ther!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:04, Reply)

handy bent. And a spastic.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:03, Reply)

No i'm not, she's not a sex worker you said it yourself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 14:57, Reply)

You really are a prick.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:02, Reply)

That's a little unfair, i asked you a very reasonable question
lots of people wouldn't fancy a go on a bird after she'd worked the streets getting ploughed by sleazy old men every night.

your gf was a stripper, this has nothing to do with her.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:04, Reply)

One in 1600 children under five die of cot death every year.
Caregivers are usually unaware of any syptoms in the preceeding 24 hours, and no general symptoms present before death.
Typically the infant is found dead after having been put to bed. No cause has been found for it.
Not talking about your daughter though obviously.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:11, Reply)

One of my daughters is under 5!
She sleeps in a bed though, is she ok?
( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:15, Reply)

She's probably fine, you're not a shit parent.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Thanks Chompy
This means a lot
( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:17, Reply)

You know who makes shit parents?
Sex workers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:22, Reply)

So you've gone away, had a think, done some google research and come back with this?

that's a bit unhinged.

Maybe you should calm down and get less upset, I mean it's just the internet.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Whoah chill out, I was just doing a statistical analysis about cot death, was nothing to do with you. Calm down.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Did I mention my new shed?

( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)

nah your're alright, I just worry that's all
I mean if she ever went to poland she may have "bumped" into battered, which would be awkward for everyone
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)

Can I join in?
Your girlfriend has terrible taste in men!
( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:11, Reply)

Your shed has a wonky aspect ratio!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)

how is 12x10 wonky? its 4' bigger all round than an 8x6

( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:26, Reply)

i joshing mate, your shed is a thing of beauty

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)