MORTGAGE CHAT!
Not really.
I had a glockenspiel delivered yesterday.
Tell me about your musical prowess, off topic - the highs, the lows, the shit bands you have played in, etc.

Alt: No musical ability? What creative things are you good at? Can you draw? Write stories? FFS precisely what is it that separates you from the animals?

Altalt: Go on then, argue about the relative merits of fixed rate vs interest only or some shit.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:35, 18 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I think I shall spare you all my past musical glories.
Alt: I'm really rather good at drawing AND writing stories and regularly combine both in a bid to entertain my daughter. I am also teaching her rudimentary ukulele as her hands are too small for the guitar I bought her.

altalt: get bent
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:38, Reply)

She's such a hipster prick.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)

YEAH GOD I HATE HER, TYPICAL FUCKING SHOREDITCH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Did you ever tell her about the Treworgey Tree Fayre of 1989?

( Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:41, Reply)

I don't think I've ever mentioned it to anyone.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:48, Reply)

I've been in loads of bands
Roger Taylor once told me my old band was great. I play Guitar.

House prices aren't going to crash so I'm fine with my 2 year fixed rate thanks
( Peej, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)

I think I saw a link on here once to one of your bands.
I don't remember it being very good.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:41, Reply)

I'm about to release a womad prick album on a limited run of ten
it's going to be mega
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)

+t

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Only ten copies, all of which are badly-made test pressings

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:41, Reply)

I do actually have ten badly made test pressings.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:41, Reply)

i'm on a budget here
my art is my passion
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)

OMG ME TOO!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:41, Reply)

we can illegally download our albums yeah ?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Sweet bruv.
When's the rorymegamix coming out?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:45, Reply)

mash up are well cool again, i'll mix all that shit up with voodoo ray

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:46, Reply)

I play guitar badly
Alt: I'm quite good with my hands (ooer mrs etc) so I can make/mend/alter stuff.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 13:44, Reply)

sympathy reply

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)