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Anyone near a tesco? Get a 400g fruit'n'nut tolberone for 1p apparently.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:38,
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FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:40,
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POOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:42,
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FOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooool
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:43,
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Nah, soz
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:54,
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You could shove it up your cock end and shit out cuckoo clock
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:56,
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i'm doing beetroot goats cheese walnuts and spinach gonz
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:00,
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GHEY
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:00,
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Sounds good, bit of balsamic reduction as well?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:01,
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possibly, not decided quite how to finish the meal
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:01,
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might have pittas of some kind
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:01,
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Toasted ciabatta drizzled with olive oil and rubbed with a garlic clove
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:02,
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GHEYER
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:02,
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might just do up a bit of rosti for a starter,
i'm crazy like that
i cook what i want
yo
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:03,
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I ent never made a rosti
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:04,
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you just grate a potato and fry it, basically
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:05,
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what the fuck its straight forward just grate and fry
what the fuck is wrong with some pricks
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:28,
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Next you'll be skinny dipping in Barrymores pool
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:04,
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haha homosexuality amiriteguys
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:06,
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You can eat your Frey bentos pie and 1p toblerone if you like
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:04,
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whoah nothing wrong with a frey bentos pie
everyone needs gross food once in a while
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:05,
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Tee hee
I may have Egg N Chips, with Aldi tomatoe sauce
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:05,
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sounds top notch
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:06,
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Fucking A
Them foody hipsters can lick the sweat from my balls
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:07,
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Your balls aren't organic soz
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:11,
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I have Orgasmic Balls
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:12,
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Yeah, Darth said
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:14,
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Wow I never knew YM was called Darth
On the upside she didn't drop any chips in the alley
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:16,
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yeh no i aint got no ciabatta in
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:03,
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might have it with some kindda rosti
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:01,
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I once made a beetroot rosty, it didn't work =(
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:17,
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I love beetroot but aint' a fan of goat's cheese.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:17,
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Tastes like the smell of a goat
Only foody Hipster wankers like it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:18,
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or people who like goats cheese,
i aint a food hipster anyways im a chef
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:28,
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i suspect the type of person you're thinking of when you say "food hipster"
is the type of person who would describe themselves as a "foodie" and let's face it those dull pricks can go the same way as people who bang on about real ale and people who tell everyone they aint got a telly
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:30,
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Bullying Frank
Calls for B3th to MOD the fuck out of SSG
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:33,
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whos frank
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:34,
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King Zog of Albania
+ Gilgamesh
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:38,
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yeh dunno what your talking about soz
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:54,
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I like goats cheese
I had a marvelous hard goats cheese in Delft once, true story.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:30,
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You suck the cheese off goats knobs
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:32,
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No, I don't.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:33,
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Even goats are repulsed by you
tee hee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:34,
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Your wife 's a goat, and she teabagged me.
Or sutin.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:38,
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Hahaha She wouldn't go out with a bedsit boy
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:39,
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what?
I've never lived in a bedsit.
You are peculiar.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:51,
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^^BEDSIT BOY^^
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:53,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1927350
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:00,
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Goats cheese is good in a quiche with asparagus.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:42,
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Nah, gotta cut down on my sugar intake
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Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:19,
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OG says you have to be slim for the wedding?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:21,
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Got me some gout.
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Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:23,
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It's not Gout
It's Frostbite
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:28,
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I can't even think about food.
I still feel like shit.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:24,
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What's wrong with you this time?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:28,
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Throataids.
I'm fucking DYING, jeff.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:30,
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Hmm.
I think you should go on the pier. That should help.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:31,
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When we were downtown earlier,
I noticed that the old Victorian pier has a helter skelter on it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:32,
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Poor old Biscuit :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:28,
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Gonz, my train just went past Tesco. Does that help?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:26,
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Is it an Express?
^now that deserves some recognition.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:29,
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nah, Extra I think.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:31,
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Train...... Express DURRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:33,
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is express a type of tesco?
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:35,
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Paper I think
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:35,
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what i dont get it
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:37,
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I got the joke, but it's a Tesco Extra.
Which is why I specified 'Extra' rather than 'Express'.
I was also deliberately denying Jeff a lol. He knew that, I knew that, looks like the person who didn't get the joke here is...you.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:37,
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Nice to see the Legless defence in play here.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:39,
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OHHHHHhhhhhhh man he TROLLED ME GOOD
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:40,
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I wasn't trolling anyone you daft twerp.
I was bantering with Jeff.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:41,
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I ent falling for another one of your ZINGS
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:43,
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I was, I suppose, mildly zinging Jeff.
Then you ran over and misunderstood things.
I ent trolling you or zinging you.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:45,
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to be fair it was pretty obvious to anyone who isn't intrinsically evil
that you were the one being dumb
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:58,
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I'm not sure he understands how pronouns work.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:59,
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to be honest i've lost interest the simpsons is on
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:01,
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Don't blame you really.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:03,
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What? :(
I have not been evil all week
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:02,
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No, it's just HH being thick.
I'm not sure if it's an act or not.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:40,
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CHEERS
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:42,
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If it’s in Australia yes it helps
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:30,
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They have Tescos in Poland, but I'm not going to one. Having a beer and a quiet evening, out on the piss tomorrow night.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:36,
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There's a massive Tesco in teh middle of Prague.
I've been there. It was weird seeing Tesco Value packaging with 'foreign talk' on it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:37,
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They have M&S here too.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:39,
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When I was in Rome
I popped in to Spar to buy some olives and wine for a picnic.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:39,
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Spar are a German company. One of the biggest retailers in Europe.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:41,
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Watch out he's gonna TROLL YOU GOOD
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:42,
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I don't think you understand what that word means.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:43,
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OHHHHhhhhhhh Man
Another great ZING
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:45,
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yeah, I know
It was just funny going to it in Rome for picnic supplies. So everyday, but special too.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:43,
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Oh my god, we have Lidl and Aldi here too!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:43,
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quite.
I have Spar at the end of my road. It was sort of interesting to go to an Italian one. Just culture differences, you know?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:46,
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ZING
He knew
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:44,
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Not in my branch, apparently.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:05,
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alright Woodington
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:13,
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So chocolate isn't 1p in Tesco
And they have shops abroad.
You can learn loads from the Internet.
I hope the next thread is this good.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:17,
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