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Anyone near a tesco? Get a 400g fruit'n'nut tolberone for 1p apparently.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:38, 96 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:40, Reply)
POOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:42, Reply)
FOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooool

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:43, Reply)
Nah, soz

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:54, Reply)
You could shove it up your cock end and shit out cuckoo clock

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 17:56, Reply)
i'm doing beetroot goats cheese walnuts and spinach gonz

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:00, Reply)
GHEY

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:00, Reply)
Sounds good, bit of balsamic reduction as well?

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:01, Reply)
possibly, not decided quite how to finish the meal

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:01, Reply)
might have pittas of some kind

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:01, Reply)
Toasted ciabatta drizzled with olive oil and rubbed with a garlic clove

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:02, Reply)
GHEYER

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:02, Reply)
might just do up a bit of rosti for a starter,
i'm crazy like that
i cook what i want
yo
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:03, Reply)
I ent never made a rosti

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:04, Reply)
you just grate a potato and fry it, basically

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:05, Reply)

www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2011/oct/13/how-to-cook-perfect-rosti
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:10, Reply)
what the fuck its straight forward just grate and fry
what the fuck is wrong with some pricks
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:28, Reply)
Next you'll be skinny dipping in Barrymores pool

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:04, Reply)
haha homosexuality amiriteguys

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:06, Reply)
You can eat your Frey bentos pie and 1p toblerone if you like

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:04, Reply)
whoah nothing wrong with a frey bentos pie
everyone needs gross food once in a while
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:05, Reply)
Tee hee
I may have Egg N Chips, with Aldi tomatoe sauce
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:05, Reply)
sounds top notch

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:06, Reply)
Fucking A
Them foody hipsters can lick the sweat from my balls
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:07, Reply)
Your balls aren't organic soz

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:11, Reply)
I have Orgasmic Balls

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:12, Reply)
Yeah, Darth said

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:14, Reply)
Wow I never knew YM was called Darth
On the upside she didn't drop any chips in the alley
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:16, Reply)
yeh no i aint got no ciabatta in

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:03, Reply)
might have it with some kindda rosti

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:01, Reply)
I once made a beetroot rosty, it didn't work =(

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:17, Reply)
I love beetroot but aint' a fan of goat's cheese.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:17, Reply)
Tastes like the smell of a goat
Only foody Hipster wankers like it
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:18, Reply)
or people who like goats cheese,
i aint a food hipster anyways im a chef
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:28, Reply)
i suspect the type of person you're thinking of when you say "food hipster"
is the type of person who would describe themselves as a "foodie" and let's face it those dull pricks can go the same way as people who bang on about real ale and people who tell everyone they aint got a telly
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:30, Reply)
Bullying Frank
Calls for B3th to MOD the fuck out of SSG
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:33, Reply)
whos frank

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:34, Reply)
King Zog of Albania
+ Gilgamesh
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:38, Reply)
yeh dunno what your talking about soz

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:54, Reply)
I like goats cheese
I had a marvelous hard goats cheese in Delft once, true story.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:30, Reply)
You suck the cheese off goats knobs

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:32, Reply)
No, I don't.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:33, Reply)
Even goats are repulsed by you
tee hee
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:34, Reply)
Your wife 's a goat, and she teabagged me.
Or sutin.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:38, Reply)
Hahaha She wouldn't go out with a bedsit boy

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:39, Reply)
what?
I've never lived in a bedsit.

You are peculiar.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:51, Reply)
^^BEDSIT BOY^^

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:53, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1928819
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:56, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1927350
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:00, Reply)
Goats cheese is good in a quiche with asparagus.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:42, Reply)
Nah, gotta cut down on my sugar intake

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:19, Reply)
OG says you have to be slim for the wedding?

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:21, Reply)
Got me some gout.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:23, Reply)
It's not Gout
It's Frostbite
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:28, Reply)
I can't even think about food.
I still feel like shit.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:24, Reply)
What's wrong with you this time?

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:28, Reply)
Throataids.
I'm fucking DYING, jeff.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:30, Reply)
Hmm.
I think you should go on the pier. That should help.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:31, Reply)
When we were downtown earlier,
I noticed that the old Victorian pier has a helter skelter on it.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:32, Reply)
Poor old Biscuit :(

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:28, Reply)
Gonz, my train just went past Tesco. Does that help?

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:26, Reply)
Is it an Express?
^now that deserves some recognition.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:29, Reply)
nah, Extra I think.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:31, Reply)
Train...... Express DURRRRRRRRRRRRRR

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:33, Reply)
is express a type of tesco?

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:35, Reply)
Paper I think

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:35, Reply)
what i dont get it

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:37, Reply)
I got the joke, but it's a Tesco Extra.
Which is why I specified 'Extra' rather than 'Express'.

I was also deliberately denying Jeff a lol. He knew that, I knew that, looks like the person who didn't get the joke here is...you.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:37, Reply)
Nice to see the Legless defence in play here.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:39, Reply)
OHHHHHhhhhhhh man he TROLLED ME GOOD

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:40, Reply)
I wasn't trolling anyone you daft twerp.
I was bantering with Jeff.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:41, Reply)
I ent falling for another one of your ZINGS

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:43, Reply)
I was, I suppose, mildly zinging Jeff.
Then you ran over and misunderstood things.

I ent trolling you or zinging you.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:45, Reply)
to be fair it was pretty obvious to anyone who isn't intrinsically evil
that you were the one being dumb
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:58, Reply)
I'm not sure he understands how pronouns work.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:59, Reply)
to be honest i've lost interest the simpsons is on

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:01, Reply)
Don't blame you really.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:03, Reply)
What? :(
I have not been evil all week
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:02, Reply)
No, it's just HH being thick.
I'm not sure if it's an act or not.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:40, Reply)
CHEERS

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:42, Reply)
If it’s in Australia yes it helps

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:30, Reply)
They have Tescos in Poland, but I'm not going to one. Having a beer and a quiet evening, out on the piss tomorrow night.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:36, Reply)
There's a massive Tesco in teh middle of Prague.
I've been there. It was weird seeing Tesco Value packaging with 'foreign talk' on it.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:37, Reply)
They have M&S here too.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:39, Reply)
When I was in Rome
I popped in to Spar to buy some olives and wine for a picnic.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:39, Reply)
Spar are a German company. One of the biggest retailers in Europe.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:41, Reply)
Watch out he's gonna TROLL YOU GOOD

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:42, Reply)
I don't think you understand what that word means.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:43, Reply)
OHHHHhhhhhhh Man
Another great ZING
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:45, Reply)
yeah, I know
It was just funny going to it in Rome for picnic supplies. So everyday, but special too.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:43, Reply)
Oh my god, we have Lidl and Aldi here too!

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:43, Reply)
quite.
I have Spar at the end of my road. It was sort of interesting to go to an Italian one. Just culture differences, you know?
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:46, Reply)
ZING
He knew
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 18:44, Reply)
Not in my branch, apparently.

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:05, Reply)
alright Woodington

(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:13, Reply)
So chocolate isn't 1p in Tesco
And they have shops abroad.

You can learn loads from the Internet.

I hope the next thread is this good.
(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:17, Reply)

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