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Who is JCVD? I am confused.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:31, 168 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
It's Nakers, you berk.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
Ah. Ta.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
No it ent

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:45, Reply)
I'm thought you was short not confused?

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)
I know you're a twat, that's a certainty.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:43, Reply)
If you like a lot of chocolate on your buscuit
join our CLUB
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)
I like the bit in House of Cards where he gives a guy some Asprin runs him a bath then gives him a razor.
It's well lol.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)
I don't think I have ever seen one of his films.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)
Not even the Usual Suspects?

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)
Not even that.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:42, Reply)
not even stop or my mom will shoot?

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)
Watching that tonight.
Don't give away the ending.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:49, Reply)
She shoots

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Pls can you put a SPOILER ALERT tag on this before I read it?
Thx
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:51, Reply)
It's a manufacturer of cheap hifis

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)
News link
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22119227
Would you put your passwords for stuff in your will?
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:46, Reply)
No.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:47, Reply)
I leave to my children my twitter account, use it well

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)
How many followers do you have?

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)
Here comes the boast disguised as astonishment...

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
No I'm dead popular

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:58, Reply)
BATTERED HAS GOT OVER 10,000 FOLLOWERS EVERYONE

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Cor he's like, daddy twitter

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:01, Reply)
Ha ha

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:01, Reply)
And it's 11,000.
At least be accurate.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:04, Reply)
Don't forget the other 44

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Indeed.
I really should refer to them as my disciples.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)
What's your hash tag. I'll follow you

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)
No real names on the internet.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:23, Reply)
How many are from Tibet?

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:25, Reply)
Twitter is banned in China.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)
TIBET ISNT CHINA YOU'RE ENCOURAGING OPPRESSION!

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:29, Reply)
Two hundred and one
Almost five of them are real human beings too
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
Only for b3ta
I want tangledupinblue to live on after I'm gone.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:53, Reply)
That's beautiful man

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:53, Reply)
I just archived 999 gazes.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)
998 of which were from Swipe calling you a cunt.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
the other one was from applebite telling me to never contact her again.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:58, Reply)
Not sure if I remember applebite.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:58, Reply)
slag

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:59, Reply)
but an empowered slag !

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:59, Reply)

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=64382
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:01, Reply)
Ah yes. I met her at a b4sh.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:02, Reply)
she had a lot of growing up to do. I do hope she comes across better in real life than she did on here.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:03, Reply)
She's a spastic, but she's alright.
Might be seeing her and kitty next month as it happens. I'll tell them how much you miss them all.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:06, Reply)
another poster bullied by Al into leaving 4eva

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)
What a Cunt

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Please punch Kitty O'Dull in the cunt for me.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)
I'll give her a big hug and tell her you miss her.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:22, Reply)
how many of those were from plumdozer ? That kids prolific

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)

prolific

pathetic and lonely.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:57, Reply)
STRIKETHROUGH FAIL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:57, Reply)
Whatevs

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Does everyone on here receive hundreds of gazzes from dozer then?

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:58, Reply)
let me see .... er yes

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:58, Reply)
I haven't.
Should I feel left out?
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:01, Reply)
it's human contact, of sorts I suppose

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:01, Reply)
Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me,
I wanna feel dir-hir-ty!
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:04, Reply)
You really should stop drinking.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)

drinking breathing
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:07, Reply)
If you don't like Rocky Horror you're a massive bumder, sorry.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:22, Reply)
Certainly far too many.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:59, Reply)
yes

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)
Sounds like something you need antibiotics for

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:52, Reply)

antibiotics a 2ltr bottle of white Lightning
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:54, Reply)
You're treating venereal diseases wrong

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
You're alot of things Alan
but I have never thought of you as an STD
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:06, Reply)
Why did you have to bring my alot into this?
Oh it's fucking on now.
Edit: still didn't edit the rest of your comment, I see.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:22, Reply)
I think this is one of the most depressing things I've ever read on the internet.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1932398
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)
Almost as bad as posts about homebrew.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)
Who's got 36 pints of 8% dry cider in their cupboard?
Who's got 44 pints of Timothy Taylor style ale in their spare room?
Who's got 6 bottles of (admittedly shit) Merlot in under the stairs?

I HAVE
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)
I also have some tea wine on it's way.
And enought grain for a batch of 40ish pints of Old speckled hen style beer.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:02, Reply)
'style beer'
+ which tastes nothing like the proper version from the brewery, but I kid myself it's AMAZING.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:03, Reply)
They taste quite different yes.
They're non pasturised so there's sediment, but the hop taste is fresher and they're generally very very good.
No one has said no to another pint if offered that's for sure.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)
+ at the mission

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:08, Reply)
If by that you mean montys house, I can't argue.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
I don't know about depressing, but it certainly isn't suprising.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:57, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1929296
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:57, Reply)
does CQ still have you on 2.0?

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
I believe so. Has he been posting today?

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
Loads of really inspirational stuff.
You're really missing out here.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:59, Reply)
I'm truly heartbroken.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)
He will deny ever doing it

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)
Pub time, pub time
Watcha gonna do?
Watcha gonna do when it comes for you?
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:07, Reply)
:(

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Soz, HH.
How insensitive.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)
:(
At least drink one for me
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
I'm not going to the pub.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
Me neither :(
Have you tracked down any cars yet?
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)
Oh, loads. Loads and loads.
I now want a 1977 mk1 Celica.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)
Have you had a look at this site?
www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/

There's some cracking stuff for sale.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:20, Reply)
Oh yeah, one of my favourites fantasy sites, that.
Was just on there yesterday looking at Lancias. There's also Car and Classics.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:24, Reply)
Did you see this one?
www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/classic-car-page/197250/1961-lancia-flaminia-gt/
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)
Bit outside my price range, that. I was looking at Betas.
Lovely car, though. If I owned one, I'd spend more time stroking it than driving it.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)
I was watching Wheeler dealers "Trading Up" yesterday
and they shown you a Truimph Spitfire used at La Manns it was worth over £250'000
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)
Wheeler Dealers is great TV.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)
I disagree, if they ran a business like the show they would soon close
but yes I like the tinkering with cars aspect of the show
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:37, Reply)
No thnks
I do love that site though and you've reminded me to buy a lotto ticket.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)
I shall start drinking in about two hours from now.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)
I'm going ot one at 7:30 :(

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:20, Reply)
And counting down!!

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:33, Reply)
A headhunter has just sent me two bottles of wine from the Mitchells peppertree vineyard in the Clare valley.
A 2005 Cabernet Sauvignon and a Sparkling Shiraz.
Which is nice.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)
a company once sent me a timer!

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:46, Reply)
I got a free mug from a courier once!

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:47, Reply)
I got a free rim job from your mum

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:48, Reply)
I didn't know Fred Talbot had been arrested for child abuse charges.
Fucking hell, was there ANYBODY alive in the 70s that wasn't fingering kids?
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:23, Reply)
Well the kids themselves probably.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:24, Reply)
"Nobody's invented the internet yet, best finger me some kids"
- Every adult in the 1970s.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:25, Reply)
I'm so glad I'm under 33 aren't you?

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:27, Reply)
Yep!
Just sneaking in there, but still.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)
Monty certainly was

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)
Good news the men I've hired to sort my bathroom are Polish so no shit football chat for me!
Plus they seem competent
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:24, Reply)
They usually are, I'd prefer them to shitty English cowboys any day of the week.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)
They were rude about my DIY :(
And laughed a little bit
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)
Did they fix it?

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)
No Jim did

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)
Doing it now...

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:33, Reply)
Well then take a look and remember for next time, thilly!

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:36, Reply)
Might be a bit tight, small bathroom

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)
NO BATHROOM PLUMBING CHAT
Or I may cry
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Still going well then?

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Almost finished
Leccy in on Monday to sort underfloor heating then about 8 tiles to replace then done
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)
I've heard nothing but good things about Polish tradesmen.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Alright bitches?
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)
ALRIGHT BOBBY !!!

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)
\o/
Hello Thundercuntatalltimes did you miss me?
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:33, Reply)
alright then go fuck yourself

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:35, Reply)
No no, it's "Argo fuck yourself"

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)
It just rained as hard as I've ever seen it for about 5 seconds. Then it stopped

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:33, Reply)
CSB

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)
Didn't it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR2gR6SZC2M
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:35, Reply)
Shame you didn't drown.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:35, Reply)
I'm taller than you, puddles have no power over me

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:38, Reply)
Battered is afraid of going to Gloucester for this very reason.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)
Ha ha
*something something and drinking Fosters*
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:41, Reply)
I don't get it

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)
Never mind, Deliza.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)
You leave my bucket out of this!

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)
Is it wrong that I lolled at my own post?

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:48, Reply)
Well nobody did.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:50, Reply)
I don't get it

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:51, Reply)
No

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Would you be so kind as to explain it to me?
Kthxbi xxx
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Hole in my bucket, dear Liza etc..........

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:06, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1923248
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:07, Reply)
i dont get it

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:08, Reply)
Fucks off.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Belgium's finest export since Stella Artois

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Oh ya!
Oily wrestle?
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)
Go on then

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)
I haven't had enough beer
This is a BAD THING
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)
I haven't had any :(

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:00, Reply)
See above
Friday is officially designated a drinking day
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Yes, Stella Actatwat is definitely the best beer to come out of Belgium.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)
Did you like the satirical name change I gave it there?

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)
Yes

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)
I'm buying lots of Duvel tonight
Imma get drunk
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)


(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)
WTF is that?!

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Y'know, on reflection, I think I probably would.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Stunned definitely would
But then he's an old soak with no morals or discernment.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)
No BJs though
Those teeth could cut through steel
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Duvel is nice
Unfortunately it gives me horrendous flatulence, coupled with crippling hangovers.
I tend to avoid it.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Flatulence is a good thing

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Would someone please start a new thread.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)
Would someone please drown battered in a puddle in Gloucestershire?

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)
It will only unravel.

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)
I just did

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)

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