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Christ we're shit this morning.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:40,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Start as you mean to go on.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:41,
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The popular page is shit and all.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:41,
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: MORIBUND(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:44,
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We could always talk about my album?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:45,
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something something the yolks on you(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:46,
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finally someone who appreciates United wrapping up the title at Old Trafford for a change(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:51,
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he's gone for a cry in the disabled bogs again(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:16,
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This might helpb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1925589
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:08,
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that reads like a romcom d8 flick for chicks !!!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:15,
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Distressingly enough, you're not wrong here.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:30,
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I'd just like to use this forum to express my distaste for advertisers using twee folk versions of pop songs to sell shit.Now, if you could get, Major Lazer, say to record a version of 'Little Musgrave and Lady Barnard' or 'The Pig Castrator's Daughter' with Napalm Death's vocalist then I MIGHT be impressed.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:12,
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Basically, if no-ones died, been raped, kidnapped by fairies or gotten shit-flinging drunk by the end of it, it ain't a folk song.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:14,
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But only, ONLY if there's angels on ariels in it.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:18,
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I had one of those this morning.I thought drinking real ale was supposed to make your shit drop really easy.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:22,
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Buy my album.Nothing twee about that.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:15,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1940726
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:18,
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Everyone dies on this album.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:20,
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This thread may just save the day(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:42,
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Well it gets your mind off cheese......or does it?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:46,
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Cover versions which appear on Tango's album: GO!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:47,
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I Don't Like Meatdays(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:51,
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it's one of those must cover tunes for every aspiring pub band(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:55,
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Linda McCart-knees Up Mother Brown(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:18,
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"Tom's diner" Suzanne Vegan(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:34,
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Morning Monty, have you checked out the Bowie exhibition at the V&A yet?The man is a living god by all accounts and people who say stuff like that know what they're talking about I'm sure. I also noticed that VUe cinemas or somesuch are going to be showing Labyrinth at a late night showing soon *buys tickets*...*rotates balls*
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:51,
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I hate him even more than foreigners. I ent even lyin.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:03,
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I wish it had been me who lobbed that lolly in his eye.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:07,
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pretty sure "lobbing a lolly in his eye" is gay slang for something unsavoury(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:10, Reply)
Course I have.I've been 15 times already. I just love the chamaeleon of pop. He's so avant garde and 'ahead of the curve'. One of the best pieces of wanker journalism I've ever read concerned his recent album: the utter cunt writing it actually claimed that the 15 years silence between his last LP and this one 'was almost a piece of conceptual art in itself'. Jesus shitting Christ.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:03,
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PfftSomeone sent me a link to the Top 100 tracks of the eighties according to NME t'other day. I quite like Joy Division/New Order but they had about five entries in the top 20 or sutin. They weren't that fucking good.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:31,
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Joy Division are one of my favourite bands ever.I'm quite the obsessive fan.
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That's funny because they're fucking dreadful.Ian Curtis was tone fucking deaf, looked like a prick and his 'stage prescence' was like watching a mongol having an eppy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:34,
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He was the best one and all.Pretty sure he WAS a mongol having an eppy though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:35,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1940779
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:37,
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At least he had the good manners to kill himself.Spared me the bother.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:38,
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I believe we have to agree to disagree here about the dreadfulness, though not about the vocal talents of Ian Curtis.(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Oh come on. It must have been like watching Battered sing karaoke.With a Manc accent.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:36,
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I find their music achingly beautiful acksherlyI could bore you with the reasons why but time and space do not permit.
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A ringing endorsement, if ever there was one.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:34,
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I like them too, but in the eighties I also liked Five Star and the Axel F themeAND WHERE WERE THEY IN THE TOP 20, HUH?
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:35,
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My top 100 80s records would be almost all hip hop, a few neo-psych acts like Loop and some '88 acid house records.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:36,
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Needs MOAR Billy Ocean(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:39,
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tee hee(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:42,
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Get out of my dreams(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:42,
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My top 100 80s records would, inevitably, include most of Liquid Liquid's output, JAMC, Dead Kennedys, Black Flag, Temptation by New Order, a fair few Public Enemy records and a smattering of Detroit techno.Actually, dunno if I could do 100. 50 definitely.
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They were total shit.Was that top 100 based on a fans poll, a critics poll or sale?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:35,
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DunnoDeffo not sales, unless it was 12" sales as Blue Monday was No1. I'd expect the same result from people who write for NME and people who read NME. NME made me think I should like Dinosaur Jr back in the day, still not sure if I should or not.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:37,
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No, they're shit and all.People latched onto them as 'good' because everything else was so terminally shit. To this day idiots claim J Mascis is an 'amazing guitarist'. Amazingly shit, maybe.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:39,
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Missing Link on the Judgement Night soundtrack is fucking brilliant guitar all the way through(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:51,
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That's the Del Tha Funkee Homosapien track, right?I taped that album way back when it came out. My favourite tracks on it are that Slayer & Ice T track, the Biohazard & Onyx one and the Helmet & House of Pain one. Page Hamilton is another boss guitarist an' all.
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I like Del and indeed all those Hieroglyphics kids(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:54,
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Me too.Not overly keen on that track he did for Handsome Boy Modeling School, but he's an otherwise dependable emcee.
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NO REAL NAMES(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:43,
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ANDREW MARR is an amazing guitarist(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:43,
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I liked it when he did "Pump up the volume"(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:47,
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ANDREW MARR is a THEY?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:52,
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REALLY WAS IT?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:55,
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I liked it(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:53,
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Very good(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:54,
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Only for a bit, he bought a magazine and a Ribena but then left in a hurry to catch his train(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:53,
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Same people talking about the same old shit, innit.Usually I'm the life and soul of this dump, but I'm up against it this week. I've barely any time left to waste.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:04,
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I feel like there's a thread running through these two posts that I'm not quite getting.(
Kroney, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:12,
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It's rather as if you've fallen between two stools, here(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:13,
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no shit(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:14,
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I think the negative vibes in this thread have put everyone off from posting.You've got to remember that a lot of people's medication may not have taken full effect yet and they need some encouragement to come out and play.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:01,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1940576
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:05,
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In that case I think I might check them.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:04,
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Speak for yourself.Some of us are shit *all* the time.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:23,
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bethany is it true that you 'actually' asked to be made a moderator ?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:26,
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It's true that I told Rob we needed a mod hereand offered to do the job.
However, it's also true that I told him it wouldn't matter if it was chompy or anyone else. Just so long as we had someone here to keep the trolls in line.
I think you'll agree I've done a *sterling* job with the tools at my disposal.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:30,
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Oh, there's plenty of tools here.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:32,
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Can I gather from your MUSIC CHAT up there ^that you're a fan of the folk music of olde englande?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:37,
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I'm well down with the wack-fol-diddle-I-down homies, yo.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:37,
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It's a genre I've had to become intimately familiar with over the last thirteen years.Against my better judgement, I'm actually starting to rather like it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:39,
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Basically, you need to get yo'self some Alaisdair Roberts.That homie kills someone on record they stay dead.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:42,
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Scottish / German mix?I know someone who would LOVE that shit, yo.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:45,
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Check itwww.youtube.com/watch?v=R46Aue8R_Fc
Saw him playing a 13 plus minute version of this at Snape Maltings a few years back. Heavy shit.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:46,
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I've shown mr b3th a video of him playing Long Lankin.His verdict is that no-one does it like Maddy Prior, and Roberts guitar picks like Dick Gaughin.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:01,
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His Dad recorded 'Caledonia' with Dougie McClean.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:04,
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Seconding this opinion right here.We supported him last year and he's a top chap and all.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:47,
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Now.This is important.
Where do you stand on Kate Rusby?
This question to B3th also.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:51,
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I have a mate who looked after her mum when she was in hospital a year or two back.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:55,
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A FINE woman.Starting to look distressingly like her mother though.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:55,
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The Watersons are another group that mr b3th likes.Just last weekend I bought him a remastered CD of old Maddy Prior & some bloke recordings, which went down quite well.
I don't mind the female singers. It's the toneless dirgey blokes I can't stand.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:04,
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There are an awful lot of cunts that just can't fucking sing on the circuit.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:13,
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I've never stood on her.She's not really my bag.
Inoffensive enough, but not doing anything new or interesting.
My mum loves her though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:53,
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Basically anyone that does a duet with Ronan Keating can come off the artistic roll call.I like Mike Harding but his fascination with her is really quite creepy.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:54,
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He is slowly starting to recognise that there are some decent contemporary folk acts out there.Rather than a lot of the dull old shit that he tends to favour.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:59,
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I must confess, I quite like MarK Radcliffe, when he shuts the fuck up a bit and plays stuff.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:00,
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It's a bit of a departure for him, as he usually does banter based radio.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:08,
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I liked it when he got hit on the knee(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:59,
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You should buy my album as well then.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:48,
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i'm surprised thats all, robs made a big song and dance that the last people who should be mods are those that ask for this mighty power in the first instancewho knew that robs full of shit eh, who knew
you're pretty innocous as a mod, apart from posting personal details about me
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:33,
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Is that why you call me bethany?Because you know it's not my real name?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:35,
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She's known on other websites as Margaret, 59, from Weston.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:14,
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Haha, brb, going on facebook to contact all the Liams and say "Ahhhhhh yah' CUNT ! I FOUND YOU ! AHhahahahahah, mug. Look at you, with that stupid shirt on your profile picture".(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:39,
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I'm glad Chompy wasn't made a mod.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:08,
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maybe if you were to provide me with a link to a website where I could listen to it and decide that it's well-intentioned amateurish twaddle?(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:57, Reply)
he's shy ent heand it's shit
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:58,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1940754
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:04,
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If you are serious I can gaz you a link.(
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