Dunking is for plebs and cunts.
There. I said it.

Alt: I used to be allergic to tequila, but I seem to have got over it. Maybe I was confusing "allergy" with "dislike".
( Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:30, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

hoorah
we agree on something. it's taken 10 years, but here it is.

dunking bread in soup is EVEN WORSE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:31, Reply)

OMG I AGREE

( Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:32, Reply)

the bread goes claggy and soggy
and the soup gets full of crumbs.

who the fuck does that?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:32, Reply)

What about croutons?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:33, Reply)

lovely on a salad
shit in soup
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:33, Reply)

HOLY SHIT

( Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Nice when crunchy on top of a salad or whatever.
In soup they turn into nasty, mushy, squishy, gross sickbags.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Too many MARRS to mention
ANDREW HUCKNALLS!!!!
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Oh I like this

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:38, Reply)

ITHANKYOU

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Well, I'm not entirely certain but I'm going to hazard a guess at plebs. And cunts.

( Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:33, Reply)

So if the soup had croutons in, would you send it back?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:34, Reply)

no, i would scoop them out and eat the fried crunchy golden goodness
before they turned into squashy little sickbags of - DAMMIT KRONEY

i only like soup when it's piping hot. i end up sending it back in 90% of places anyway.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:35, Reply)

What?
What the fuck is wrong with you?

I'm amazed any restauarants let you come back if you're like that with your food.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:37, Reply)

i'm v polite about it
but lukewarm soup is a thing of horror
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:39, Reply)

This I do agree with^^

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:40, Reply)

Why? You can't eat something really hot
so you have to wait for it to cool down to a reasonable temperature.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Depends on your definition of reasonable
I like soup to be borderline scorching the roof of my mouth. Same with pizza, the cheese should be like molten lava.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Fuck no, pizza that is too hot is agony, especially when you don't realise how hot it is until you bite into it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:03, Reply)

this is why god made knives and forks

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:12, Reply)

God is from Sheffield?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:14, Reply)

i believe in miracles...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Agreeing with Swipe here. Soup has to be piping hot.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:45, Reply)

I once made the mistake of attempting to eat piping hot seafood chowder
So tasty, but so fucking painfully hot.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 12:04, Reply)

I suspect you end up eating a lot of spit.

( Kroney, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:39, Reply)

not as much as your mum

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:39, Reply)

That's not spit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:43, Reply)

WHAT ABOUT GAZPACHIO ?!?!?!

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Shhhhhh, she doesn't understand about that.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:40, Reply)

I'm gonna make some tonight now 'cus gazpachio is the best thing in the world on a day like today.
Well, one of the best, top 4.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:40, Reply)

i prefer it hot
with a swirl of sour cream or melty cheese
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:41, Reply)

The only soup you should add cheese to is French onion soup.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:44, Reply)

garbage
there is nothing in life that cannot be improved with the judicious application of a big fistful of cheese. that spicy jalapeno cheese grated into soup is the swingers.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Nothing?
What about colonic irrigation?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:48, Reply)

I didn't know that was possible, i've always had it cold. I like a drop of tobasco in it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Not in her top ten footballers, obv.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:43, Reply)

You're mentally ill.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 11:35, Reply)