I wouldn't ask anyone anything cos I already got all the answers I need

( Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:37, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

so you know why you're such a cunt and yet choose not to do anything about it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Hey I never said having a gap yah was a bad thing
Cheer up J
( Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)

i'm just joshing the oban, you're alright

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)

I am an awful cunt but I thought I'd hid it well from you my loving online fans
OH WELL
( Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)

when are you staying in Old St?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)

31st of May until the 2nd of June

( Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)

31st May is my birthday
Bring a pressie.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)

I'm going to be busy all that day, so in a way that's a present of a sort
You'll have pretty much zero chance of bumping into me. What a gift
( Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Still up for a beer?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Yeah man
Might have to be the Sat if that's alright? I'm KNOPFLING on the Thursday and hopefully meeting my mate's fruity mates on the Friday to try and sniff their vaginas
( Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:56, Reply)

man i love the knopfler

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:59, Reply)

I want to hear him play some nice guitar notes
The guitar notes, they will be so nice
( Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:09, Reply)

You Irish guys are always looking for the 'craic', aren't you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)

I hear they are, yes. A wacky people

( Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:09, Reply)

I *might* be away then so let's see nearer what you lot call 'da toime'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Righto. MESSAGE RECEIVED BOSS
I'll go home crying, trip cancelled
( Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:09, Reply)

I'd come out
but not if you're not going to get me a present on my fucking birthday, you selfish cunt.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Fine I'll bring you summat Irish
Like a potato with a fanny cut into it
( Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:14, Reply)

I owe you at least a couple of pints so I'll try to head down.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Nice
Nice
You all get to meet my horrid flatmate too.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:25, Reply)

One of my friends did a gap yah in Nepal
teaching English to nuns. On the way home she stopped in Calcutta and worked with Mother Theresa's nuns.

Bit of an odd girl, but very lovely.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)

I wish I'd took one, so what I did instead is I dropped out of uni then had a few gap years on the trot

( Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:45, Reply)

I'm having mine now.
Though the word 'gap' does imply some sort of activity on the other end...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Dying is an activity

( Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)

This is true.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)

A life of leisure is nothing to be sniffed at
Just pretend you're 19th century gentry
( Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)

+ years plural
I'm just not convinced by your job seeking efforts beth, it's almost like you don't mind being perma unemployed
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)

I think most of her efforts have been concentrated on seeking those life insurance policy documents.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)

word bruv word. At lot of her type are reluctant to give up the carers allowance that she gets for changing over her husbands catheter once a week
it's funny how the poles can find a job in WSM and they can't string a sentence together, and yet our bethany is still desperately looking for employment to her suiting
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Hey Rory, I'm long term unemployed and, not being willing to accept jobs that I feel are beneath me
or to commute in any way, I haven't found a job yet. No matter how much I whinge about it, this situation doesn't seem to change. What can I do to stop the world being so mean to me?
( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:55, Reply)

Dear Kroney

Fuck you.

Love, b3th
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:01, Reply)

clickin dis

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Dear B3th
Get enough drinks in me and I'm anybody's

Love,

Kroney
( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Dear Kroney, Beth and Purpledoris
You sicken me. Your 'searching' for employment that doesn't exist, because believe it or not you have to travel further than the end of the road, this is the 21st century not the fourteenth, and you are not a landed serf. There's plenty of jobs out there, albeit unskilled perhaps, but you aint landed gentry neither so get your hands a bit dirty.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:02, Reply)

don't be such a turd

(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:53, Reply)

A lot of those Polish girls are quite attractive, whereas b3th is more your niche fetish type.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:56, Reply)

she's the classic 'wood nymph' if I remember her wedding photograph correctly

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:04, Reply)

"redwood nymph"
Am I right?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:08, Reply)

THATS MORE LIKE IT

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:14, Reply)

Mavis Cruet?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:08, Reply)

nah there was a terrible athena poster from twenty years ago of a hideous obese woman reclined in the forest with rolls of fat protecting her modesty

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:16, Reply)

can one havea gap decade?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)

I'm working on it.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Hers already has

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:59, Reply)