So anyway,
I paid £1.50 to have a letter delivered to me that the post office had kept because it didn't have any postage paid on it. It arrived yesterday, and turned out to be a rejection letter from an interview I had 4 weeks ago. Which I already knew about because I had to ring them up last week because I hadn't heard anything from them.

When did you last waste £1.50?

Alt: people who wear odd socks - wacky, pricks, or probably content in the knowledge that they never have to worry about why they never seem to have a matching pair because the washing machine seems to eat them?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:00, 105 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Actually, probably the last time paid £1.50 to the post office to retrieve a letter.
It had originally been sent to my old address and it was my tax disc reminder. I threw it on my back seat, forgot about it and only noticed it again a month and a half after my tax ran out.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Eeh, what are you like, eh?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:15, Reply)

It wasn't my proudest moment, if I'm honest.

( Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:20, Reply)

This thread isn't mine, I must say.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Are you a serial motor criminal?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:22, Reply)

The evidence is rather stacking up, isn't it?

( Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:25, Reply)

YM.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Send them it back without a stamp.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:03, Reply)

this is weird
m.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/apr/26/briton-threat-shoot-200-us-schoolchildren-facebook
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:05, Reply)

He's from Fossway.
Less weird.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:08, Reply)

Dunno about weird, he just sounds a cock.
Handing himself in too?
Fucking tool.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:10, Reply)

If that was a troll, I'd call it a success.
Perhaps not the reaction he was hoping to provoke.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:12, Reply)

I don't ball my socks up
So sometimes wear odd ones in sheer laziness.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:06, Reply)

I'm in dire need of something flamegrilled tonight.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:12, Reply)

YM?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Burger King it is then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:22, Reply)

His mum works in Burger King?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:23, Reply)

she certainly has a pair of whoppers

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:24, Reply)

ba-dum-tish
Hey Monty, you might like this: www.pase.ac.uk/index.html

Apparently there was a monk in Worcester with my surname in 1095.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:25, Reply)

That's interesting.
Pretty sure you're not going to find my surname in there.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:27, Reply)

I bet it's in the Magna Carta

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:31, Reply)

Well durr, it's Anglo-Saxon Britain not fucking France you dill

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:31, Reply)

ANGLO MARRS!!!!!

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:32, Reply)

JACQUES LE BAGUETTE
no results
( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:42, Reply)

There was a monk called 'Flats'? How odd.
Cheers for that, I shall delve into that shortly
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:27, Reply)

I've only been there like 5 times in my life, i've just never lived/worked by one.
They're like a holy grail to me. A really really disapointing holy grail.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:33, Reply)

I hear ya, P-Dogg

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:24, Reply)

Damn straight, younozit

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:36, Reply)

Give it a miss mate, throw that last packet of tabs away and go for a bit of a run. Have some fruit instead and go for fewer carbs throughout the day
A healthy body is a healthy mind. No more sugary drinks or the diabetic sugary monster will get you haha!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:27, Reply)

I'll have you know that I have, on an average day, TWO "Rainbow Fruit Salads".
I don't like them, I only have them to spite people who tell me to eat fruit.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:34, Reply)

A double rainbow

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:35, Reply)

I could do with a beer anna pizza

( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:38, Reply)

I thought that said a beer anal pizza.
But it didn't.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Yeah I get dogs bum pizza and stuff the beer bottle up me hole

( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:39, Reply)

A parking machine
£3.50 to park enter £5note no change :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:24, Reply)

Is battered ok ?? He ent done nuffink stupid no ??

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:29, Reply)

I hope he hasn't gone and take all his head spazz medication and washed it down with a shit load of cheap booze
That would be tragic.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:34, Reply)

He's got himself a supply of diazepam prn, that shit don't go well with booze...
SWEET JESUS HAS SOMEONE GOT HIS NUMBER !!!??? OR IS IT THE ONE ON HIS LINKED IN PROFILE SHOULD I CALL IT ???????
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:37, Reply)

You should call his office number and explain the situation and ask them to contact him urgently to make sure he hasn't done anything stupid.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:38, Reply)

And while your at it can you get Gonz his ex-wifes mobile number

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:40, Reply)

He could just be listening to Michael Buble's single "It's A Beautiful Day" off his hit album "To Be Loved." I know I do that if I'm feeling all :'(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:45, Reply)

I think we all do this don't we?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:58, Reply)

he's such a swell guy, really radiates positivity

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:14, Reply)

A taxi I took the other day put the metre on the Sunday rate EVEN THOUGH it was Wednesday evening
I didn't say anythnig and it cost me about €1.50 more

Cos he might've taken me to an industrial estate and buggered me with a lead pipe

ALT: I wear odd socks cos I just pick up what's at the top of the clean washing, and it ain't like anyone's going to see what socks I'm wearing unless I make a point of going LOOK AT MY SOCKS and lifting an ankle to eye level
( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:38, Reply)

Fucking taxi drivers.
It's a fucking mugs game.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:39, Reply)

I only tip them if they're silent
I hope this will catch on and they'll all shut the fuck up
( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:40, Reply)

hur hur hur

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:44, Reply)

hur hur hur.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:45, Reply)

You should have Grantham'd him
Right in the Leslie.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:44, Reply)

SORRY I DON'T SPEAK COCKERNEY

( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:44, Reply)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:47, Reply)

ew

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:58, Reply)

How the hell did you get hold of my birthday photos?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 19:09, Reply)

Fuck today DG,
Just Fuck it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:52, Reply)

Whooa there Windy.
What's getting you irate?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:54, Reply)

I was supposed to take ladypig for dinner,
But instead am stuck at the pub till midnight at least. This whole dead guy thing is just going on too long, and the dick head manager, who was supposed to be disciplined yesterday, managed to produce another sick note, dragging this whole thing out until the end of may. I've barely seen my own home in nearly a week. And the big boss could give a shit.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:00, Reply)

Well that's properly shit, mate.

( Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:04, Reply)

my area manager didn't even ring to tell me,
I found out from the manager who was supposed to witness the disciplinary when he popped in for a pint.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:06, Reply)

You should call him and tell him to find somebody else to cover.
Sounds like you've more than done your part and girlfriends don't tend to remain understanding about work commitments for that long.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:09, Reply)

I rang and got his weekend message. "if it's urgent, ring central help desk"
I'm hoping it's quiet, then I can slope off and come back just to cash up and lock up.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:11, Reply)

(esp when you're making them up so you can secretly boff half your office , RIGHT KRAHONEY??)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:11, Reply)

You wound me, Monty.
Your words cut deep.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:16, Reply)

fucking slags don't mind spending the money but can't make the connection where it comes from amirite OF COURSE I AM

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:13, Reply)

no, you're not.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:13, Reply)

it's not not all ma and pa walton up in jefferson county. Modern women want it all, preferable to sit on their hole and stuff the other one with cayke

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:17, Reply)

hahahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:23, Reply)

TESTIFY!

( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:25, Reply)

you're on propah form today

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:13, Reply)

bit narky today sozzers board peoples ... love you all

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:18, Reply)

I forgive you, man.
Mostly because you didn't just call me a slag.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:22, Reply)

it's been hilarious

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:23, Reply)

Heyyyyyyy man
Hop on a plane tomorrow and come play board games with us
That'll cheer you up
xx
( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:57, Reply)

I'd love that.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:00, Reply)

What's eatin' ya, Weepers?
I'll cheer you up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:58, Reply)

I just wanna go home.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:00, Reply)

I hear ya, nig.
It's really quiet here but I can't just leave and I am desperate to. I'm picking up my kid on the way home and when we get to mine she'll go to bed and I shall allow myself a bottle of nice red.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:06, Reply)

it's such good news that you've got some time with your daughter.
Spoil her rotten.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:10, Reply)

Will do. I have two new DVDs of 70s animated kids' shows to watch.
She wants to go to a museum tomorrow and will want to play guitars and draw stuff. I have that kid well trained.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:12, Reply)

I always liked the V&A.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:14, Reply)

British Museum is my favourite.
She'll want to go to the Museum of London Dockland AGAIN cos it's got pirate stuff.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:16, Reply)

i'm forever finding vouchers that have expired
the most upsetting being a £100 voucher from rigby and peller. fucking time limits :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:54, Reply)

On the telly they seem like nice friendly magicians.
They would probably honour it if you asked them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:55, Reply)

hehe

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:58, Reply)

Or maybe they'd turn the voucher in to the seven of clubs.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:59, Reply)

Was you all like.......
No no....no no...no no
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:55, Reply)

That's no way to speak to your bird.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:00, Reply)

Alright Stunned.
You appear to be on the Internet during approved drinking hours.

You aren't ill are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:04, Reply)

He dropped a boulder on his foot and got electrocuted in the teeth in an earlier thread.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:05, Reply)

I am feeling this meme big-style

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:06, Reply)

I just like saying electrocuted in the teeth.
For some reason it makes me grin like a mong when I type it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:09, Reply)

FUCKING HELL SHUT UP YOU LOT I CAN'T GET A MOMENT'S PEACE

( Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:29, Reply)

I am DYING FROM BOREDOM

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:29, Reply)

It's quiet as a grave
and about half as much fun for spectators.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:31, Reply)

I'm going home to fire up the BBQ
I'm also gonna burn some wood in the wood burning grate thing my sister bought me a year or so ago.

Fuck yeah.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:31, Reply)

I wish I had a garden.
If I did, I wouldn't fanny about with any of this shed bollocks, I would build a smoker like those ones you see on Diners Drive-ins and Dives.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:33, Reply)

I'm going to have to cancel my moving-in barbecue
as somehow my flatmate's mislaid the garden. Seriously. Nakers'll be gutted.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:34, Reply)

OH NO

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:35, Reply)

ANOTHER SECRET BASH I'M NOT oh who cares

( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:36, Reply)

Don't worry, Nakers wasn't really going to come.
I'll have given him a false address that he'll have missed by twenty miles, anyway.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:37, Reply)

Somewhere out in the ether, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:38, Reply)

yeah, about thirty metres, or so.

( Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:40, Reply)

45 minutes and I can leave this abominable hell hole for a whole 15 hours. Wooooooooo

( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:36, Reply)

Woo indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:37, Reply)

I just received a mail thanking my team for 'helping to grow our brand'
I might have to kill every human. Just, every human.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:51, Reply)

God that kind of twaddle winds me up

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:58, Reply)