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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Worra cunt, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:39, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
what can you do?
my dad made me laugh though. "have you read any of them before?" he enquired genially, as he passed me the book for the third time.

"twice," my dad muttered.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:41, Reply)
I've got a mate who bought his girlfriend a watch for Christmas 3 years on the trot.
She never wears a watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:43, Reply)
how is he not dumped?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:44, Reply)
He was, briefly, the other week.
Fortunately the horrific car accident he was in not long after swayed things a bit for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:45, Reply)
jesus
that's rather a dramatic way to get someone back
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:49, Reply)
I don't think he intended to crash.
Swerved to avoid a deer, hit a post, car ended up on its side, seatbelt clicked open on impact and he ended up pressed against the (smashed) side window sliding along the road with a back full of gravel and glass.

Lucky to be alive, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:08, Reply)
bloody hell
i wrote my dad's car off at 90mph on the motorway once. all 4 of us walked out without even a scratch or whiplash. it was about 15 years ago and i still dream about it. poor bastard, he was doubtless much less to blame, and much less lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:11, Reply)
It's fair to say he didn't have a very good week that week.
Had the car not hit the post and been deflected, he would have gone over what was effectively a cliff edge. So he got lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:13, Reply)
jesus
stupid deer
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:16, Reply)
As I said, he got lucky.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:19, Reply)

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