he lives really near my dad
he was the "celebrity" that my primary school rolled out for every single charity event. and i went horse riding with his daughter.

he never nonced me. maybe i was a really ugly child.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:15, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

judging by your abject visage you didn't improve with age.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Click.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:17, Reply)

and you encourage the wee rodent-molester man why, exactly?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Dozer's so desperate to fuck you it's funny.
The real question here is why YOU keep encouraging him.
( Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:20, Reply)

and battered
and you
and frank's parrot

it's like a bouquet of internet special
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:21, Reply)

Are you gonna make Dozer black up and wear a greggs hat before you do the nasty ?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:24, Reply)

He'll look like one of the Animaniacs

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:27, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:28, Reply)

not fair on a virgin, really

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Don't know why you're pretending, Dozy's just your type.
Narcissistic and self-absorbed
( Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:33, Reply)

nah, they need to have brains and wit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:35, Reply)

have brains and wit
look like they've got money
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:36, Reply)

I'm thick as slurry

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:37, Reply)

Yeah, I'm trying to help a brother out here, Dozer
but you're on your own there, I'm afraid.
( Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:38, Reply)

I know you gots ma back, my Francophile friend.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:39, Reply)

your alma mater meet ups in matching scarves and propellor hats must be touching

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:41, Reply)

we hold hands and stroll upon the lovely banks of the Taff

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:43, Reply)

So did you hang around with Alan as well?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:20, Reply)

who?
oh, frisbee. no.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:21, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1950164
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 12:22, Reply)