Is off topic WTN today?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:24, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Off Topic's been worse than Nakers for days.
Nakers is frequently the best thing on here, recently.

What a sorry fucking situation.
( Kroney, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:25, Reply)

\o/
This is why you should injvite me to your BBQ
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:26, Reply)

I'm saying it's a bad thing, you illiterate spastic.

( Kroney, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:27, Reply)

even compliments bully me : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:32, Reply)

MY MARRS!!!!! gag was nothing short of brilliant, i'll have you know

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:26, Reply)

I'M HERE NOW
I'm way better than Nakers
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Well fuck me, look who's come crawling back.

( Kroney, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:27, Reply)

Hey, I strutted back.
Like a fatter BeeGee
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Poor dead BGB :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:29, Reply)

You mean you fucked TRL too?
Gross.
( Kroney, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:31, Reply)

I was talking about these guys

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:33, Reply)

2 down, 1 to go

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:33, Reply)

So are you back for good, like a wider-muffed Gary Barlow?

( Kroney, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:34, Reply)

Meh just while it's quiet at work.
I know you all like totally missed me as well
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:35, Reply)

b3t in general is really hurting for posters
OT is no different.
( Kroney, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:36, Reply)

I see QOTW is still scraping the bottom of the barrel
My answer is totally awesome though. I think you should all go vote it up.

I think OT died a fair bit before the rest of it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:39, Reply)

TRL DLT
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:34, Reply)

how'd you know it was me?
I'm in disguise
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:27, Reply)

Can't disguise a turd

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:28, Reply)

OH RELLY
sprinklebrigade.com/gallery-main.html
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:31, Reply)

How the fuck did you find that site?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Hahahahahaha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:35, Reply)

The irony is, it's usually WTN when I'm not here
it's like schrodingers cat or some shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Irony check please Dozer.
Also, can we get some nullo scientist in to validate the Schrödinger's cat claim?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:29, Reply)

hi tuib
The general rule is that there's an opposite or unexpected outcome, so the fact that it's WTN when he isn't here, would lend itself to the 'unexpected outcome' category.

Hth.

Also, I think Enzyme does a branch of philosophy, so he isn't a scientist. Again, hth. Feel free to get in touch if you wish to discuss.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Yeah but he's clever and that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Can't spell his own name
Not that clever
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:43, Reply)

Yeah, him and CQ.
Scottish pricks.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:44, Reply)

and he cut his own genitals off

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Ensyme? Enzhyme? Enzime? Ensime? Ensighm?
OK, I'm out.
( Kroney, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:49, Reply)

he think's it's perfectly okay to do incests on your sister.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:43, Reply)

Ok, I'll give her a call later.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Unless he's a close blood relation to TiuB
It wouldn't be incest
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:45, Reply)

I reckon me and Enzy were probably in the same nightclub in Hull at the same time once, but that's about as close as we get.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:46, Reply)

A "nightclub" in Hull...
fuck



that
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Jesus, how desperate to get tinnitus from listening to shit dance music do you have to get
before that seems like a good idea?
( Kroney, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Oh come on, look how cool this place is:
www.spidersnightclub.com/index.html
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Hahaha fucking hell
somebody stuck a faux Georgian siding up against an old pub.
( Kroney, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:55, Reply)

DO NOT BE IMPATIENT
GIVE IT TIME TO LOAD

A website straight outta 1995, Gonz would have a fit if he saw this.
( Kroney, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:56, Reply)

haha
Spiders was a running joke back in 1996. I had no idea it was still going.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:00, Reply)

one of my colleagues here is from Hull
He only moved to Leeds last year and he's still amazed that there's a gay village in the city centre. He was also saying that he was having a mate to visit and he'd take him to the Viaduct Showbar for a night out. Have some drinks, watch some strippers, have a lapdance, you know? A couple of single guys out on the town?

I had to explain to him that those showgirls aren't actually female.

In hindsight, I should have kept quiet and let him take one of his mates to a drag bar.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:58, Reply)

TUIB IS ENZYME'S SISTER???!!!!@!!!!@!!????/????

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:49, Reply)

He's probably "doing it for himself"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:50, Reply)