Says the bloke that was threatening to text me pictures of their diarrhea not that long ago...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:03, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

OMG BATTERED YOU SPELLED THAT WRONG YOU COCK!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Not according to Google I didn't.
www.google.co.uk/search?q=diarrhea&aq=f&oq=diarrhea&aqs=chrome.0.57&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:08, Reply)

US spelling innit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:09, Reply)

Oh well. Never mind.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:10, Reply)

I'm man enough to let a minor error pass.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:11, Reply)

But not man enough to leave the argument
in its original context. If you want to have a pop at me, the thing to do would be to do it to my face and leave other people out of it.
( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:22, Reply)

You've made it to the popular page.
Just sayin'
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Oh, that scampish minority of posters.

( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:26, Reply)

Often considered far worse than merely mispelling a word.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Indeed.
But as Monty is so keen on mentioning at times like this, American English is often closer to older forms of English, for instance 'pants' is from 'pantaloons'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Sounds a bit French to me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:15, Reply)

I have nothing but respect for the French.
They are a fine people.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Dictionary.reference.com reckons there's an o in it.
dictionary.reference.com/browse/diarrhoea?s=t

Whatevs though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:10, Reply)

There is, on this side of the Atlantic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:11, Reply)

Sometimes I wonder whether Battered is 'all there'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:11, Reply)

None of this detracts from the point that you were threatening to sending me pictures of your runny turds.
Deviant.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:13, Reply)

I could still do that at any time I so wish.
So no backchat from you or else.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:15, Reply)

I can also do this you know.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:17, Reply)

This is the worst case of oneupmanship I ever saw.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:18, Reply)

I think it's moving towards brinkmanship. Neither wants to see the other's poo.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:18, Reply)

I'd say it's a cold war, but we don't want any more space docking references, do we?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:19, Reply)

You'd better enter it in the log.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Entry number two.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 13:21, Reply)