my name is windy pig, and I did not go to Manchester.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 May 2013, 16:00, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright WP

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)

why is Rory being mean to Al?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 May 2013, 16:03, Reply)

he's being mean to Bear Pookie

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:04, Reply)

How many accounts has Rory got/

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:05, Reply)

One fewer now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:05, Reply)

Lols.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:06, Reply)

1 now :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:06, Reply)

sorry bear pookie, saw long name beginning with b, thought it was al.
Why is Rory all up in your grill?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 May 2013, 16:08, Reply)

Rory is mean to everybody.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:11, Reply)

Rory's role here is like the little boy in the Emperor's New Clothes
I'm sure it's not personal.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:12, Reply)

Quite.
He keeps extensive records of everybody's weak points.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:12, Reply)

no
of what he perceives to be everybody's weak points. big difference.

he's not always right.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:14, Reply)

I don't class going back to college as an adult is a weak point.
Or pint as he spells it.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:16, Reply)

what are you going back to study?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 May 2013, 16:17, Reply)

I'm studying Art and Design.
I've worked in the arts, particularly photography, for about 15 years, and thought an extra qualification and some networking wouldn't hurt.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:19, Reply)

i thought you went back cos you got fired and couldn't get another job?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:21, Reply)

I was working in It at the time,
alongside the arts stuff. Yeah I got fired, wasn't all that arsed.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:27, Reply)

sounds alright,
It's a tough industry to make decent money in though isn't it? But yeah, can't hurt to get more qualified.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 May 2013, 16:21, Reply)

it depends what for and why blah blah blah
eg my masters was in creative writing. if i seriously thought i was going to make a living out of it, the weak point would be my head... but it was a lot of fun.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:17, Reply)

why is no one answering my question?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 May 2013, 16:14, Reply)

hello you ginger sexbeast, you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:16, Reply)

hello.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 May 2013, 16:16, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1954817
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:21, Reply)

this is lol
someone lol at it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:24, Reply)

lol*


* NOT LOL
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:30, Reply)

gertcha

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:31, Reply)

He's picking on BP because he feels like it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:16, Reply)

I think he's a bit of a sad git really.
Prolly wanking over his laptop as we speak.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:17, Reply)

he has no home the poor lamb

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Bless.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:31, Reply)

hello gorgeous

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:05, Reply)

Monty!
You old hippy you.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:07, Reply)

alright

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:08, Reply)

alright you sexy beast.
What's the happity-haps? Did you see daughter on the weekend?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 May 2013, 16:10, Reply)

I sure did, my mums were up too, it was tip-top.
Then I smashed it like a man on a suicide mission. Best of both worlds.

Any more career thoughts? Still getting out tha game?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:16, Reply)

yeah, fo sho.
Saw my dad over the bank holiday, he's gonna lend me some cash to retrain, just gotta figure out where I go.
From his point of view, he owes me the cash, as he cleared my brothers student loan, but as I dropped out, mine was tiny, and he likes to be fair with his hand outs of mad cash. Will be enough to cover my mortgage and bills for a couple of months while I get out, get qualified and get back to work.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 May 2013, 16:20, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:21, Reply)

plumber or spark
that's my recommendation
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:21, Reply)

looking at gas at the moment.
Boiler installation, and commercial kitchen stuff. My knowledge of working kitchens would only be a bonus as an installer at that level.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 May 2013, 16:23, Reply)

hollywood actor or billionaire philanthropist playboy
that's my recommendation
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Plumbers make loads of money

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:23, Reply)

that's fucking marvellous
I'm very pleased for you
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:22, Reply)

not a murderer

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 May 2013, 16:26, Reply)

Did anyone else read this as a threat?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:27, Reply)

VICTIM ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:29, Reply)

look he's got form for this
As I understand it, once you've done one murder it's a lot easier to do more.

Just sayin, watch your back OK hun?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:30, Reply)

your bro must have enough heads to fill his wall space by now then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:31, Reply)

he made a 12' totem pole out of them

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:36, Reply)

^ typical murderer

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:27, Reply)

this all feels very sudden, one day your a happy pub manager, next day you have a dead body and an urge to retrain on your hands

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Glad to see I'm not only one with suspicions.
I'm not saying Winders here is a fucking murderer or anything - just that I think he is one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Put it this way, I ent crossing the oxfordshire border anytime soon

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:24, Reply)

Stroke of bad luck, being sensible enough to do your murdering in a pub across town
only to find management pressing you into service in that exact pub. On the other hand, means you can be doubly sure about getting rid of the finger prints.
( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:28, Reply)

So now that we've been to KEw gardens togetehr we should totally hook up for that BBQ

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:33, Reply)

Strange that, innit?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:23, Reply)

it's been a long time coming, but I've been pretty quiet about it ad it is also linked to tough times with the ladypig at home.
And the deluge of company shit from on high over this was sort if the excuse I needed to give myself for actually doing something about it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 May 2013, 16:25, Reply)

Trouble with lady-pig? I bet she never even saw that coming

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:26, Reply)

Sounds like you're making a good choice, Winders
best of luck to you in your new, gassy, endeavours.
( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:26, Reply)

there this as well as my flippant remark above

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:28, Reply)

And of course there's the small matter of that murder you did

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:28, Reply)

it was self defence.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 May 2013, 16:34, Reply)

A CONFESSION!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:35, Reply)

You are going to invite us all for a big piss-up in your pub before you leave though, aren't you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:28, Reply)

fucking hell didn't think of that.
I am ON BOARD for that shit even if he *is* a murderer
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:28, Reply)

Just don't go to the bogs without a pal, eh?

( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:29, Reply)

Ohhhh
It's THAT kind of pub
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:30, Reply)

10/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:31, Reply)

Have you used this line successfully before?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:30, Reply)

12/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:31, Reply)

Good poetry effort on QOTW btw.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:33, Reply)

why thank you

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:35, Reply)

On other news, I am disappointed that the American version of Fritzel has turned out to be so lame.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:36, Reply)

i knoww right! one child, what the fuck is wrong with him

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:37, Reply)

Pathetic. It's like when the US take a British TV programme & remake it. They never get it quite right.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:38, Reply)

They lack the necessary commitment, these Yankees

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:45, Reply)

What do you expect with, y'know, one of them in the Whitehouse?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:53, Reply)

good idea.
Friday or Saturday night best for you folks?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 May 2013, 16:33, Reply)

saturday innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:35, Reply)

saturday I think, gives folks time to get to O-town.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:35, Reply)

Saturday.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:35, Reply)

Either/or as long as I've time to book into a hotel.

( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:36, Reply)

book into a hotel.

change in to a cardigan.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:37, Reply)

Couldn't find a cardigan for tonight, so I bailed.

( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:37, Reply)

I've gone to Poland to avoid going tonight.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:38, Reply)

other way round
we chose a night when you were in poland.

getting groped by you in that taxi was the worst night of my life.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:39, Reply)

When you made a pass at me I chundered like I never had before.
It was also the only time I've jumped out of a cab when it's being doing 30mph.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:40, Reply)

see, this is just not what happened
you tried to stick a £20 in my jeans, for a start
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Anything stuffed in your jeans would get lost for eternity.
It's easier to rescue Chilean miners.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:42, Reply)

this subthread is excellent

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:44, Reply)

i'll tell you about it tonight
the taxi driver had to threaten him with a trip to the police station to get him to leave me alone
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:48, Reply)

Hotel room LOL.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:49, Reply)

it's ok
what happened on the embankment stays on the embankment
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:51, Reply)

until it rains

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:52, Reply)

What makes me laugh is that you've actually fucked the one person on B3ta regularly accused of being a rapist.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:52, Reply)

does fumble, tip, spunk count?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:55, Reply)

Dunno, better ask Swipe.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:56, Reply)

if you are waaaaaaaay too inept to get it in
that doesn't count as fucking
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:58, Reply)

he couldn't reach your bust ya see

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:45, Reply)

Good idea.
After the text abuse I received after informing the ring leader, I wish I had too.
( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:39, Reply)

i was NFI :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:38, Reply)

We'll have our own bashes, Nakers.
We're the coolest ones, anyway.
( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:39, Reply)

KEW BASH!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:40, Reply)

book into a hotel bail like a sailor in a leaky boat
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Sulking isn't attractive.

( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:43, Reply)

nor is being rude

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:43, Reply)

sat is better
as it'd be 8ish before those who have to travel could get there after work...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Chompy will probably go; MK isn't that far from Oxford.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:41, Reply)

yeah but he's is incapable of piloting or affording a motor vehicle, so he'd have to takea train into London and out again probably

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:48, Reply)

I might offer to give him a lift, just for Swipe.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:49, Reply)

i hope he wears his leatherette jacket

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:50, Reply)

offer him a keyboard to hide behind

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:52, Reply)

Zing

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:52, Reply)

i dun gerrit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:53, Reply)

nah
pubs and travel cost money, not homebrew and rollies
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:48, Reply)