Fucking hell I've got my kid again tomorrow night
Still struggling to comprehend all this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:56, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

If this BMX bloke dumps her, you're going to suffer.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:57, Reply)

I know that.
Also if her fat-but-rich ex/fellow she's cheating on turfs her out, she might well fuck off to Kent to ponce off her folks. Old BMX Beat hasn't got a pot to piss in.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:59, Reply)

this is why I am accepting every offer without quibble
who knows how long this will continue?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Can't hurt to remind her if she gets difficult again
that the courts would probably be interested in how she was willing to drop her kid like a hot brick the minute some fresh cock was available.
( Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:09, Reply)

I imagine after Monty
'fresh' cock would be a refreshing change.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 12:13, Reply)

Would Pecker

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:14, Reply)

^^ Precisely this.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 10 May 2013, 12:13, Reply)

innit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:14, Reply)

Or, indeed stale cock.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 10 May 2013, 12:14, Reply)

I'm well happy

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Well, Monty, basically it comes down to time management.
Because your child's mother is having a hard time juggling the responsibilities of her child and the necessary time to take two different cocks.

Therefore she needs to offload the least interesting jobs to somebody else. In this case, you.

You're a manager, my boy, I'd have thought you'd understand the concept of delegation by now.
( Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:58, Reply)

But she's doing all the dull weekday 'get up for school' stuff and handing the LOL bits over to me.
It's fucking great
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Bring her out to the pub.

( Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:01, Reply)

I thought you weren't coming

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:03, Reply)

I like to keep an air of mystery

( Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:03, Reply)

Fucking frogs, always stinking the place up

( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:04, Reply)

Yer it's more of a miasma of mystery tbh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:05, Reply)

LESS MYSTIQUE AND MORE MISTINK, AMIRITE?

( Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:07, Reply)

U GOT IT BRUV

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:09, Reply)

Wow you're so enigmatic

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:05, Reply)

You probably think this coding machine is about you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Bletchley Simon there with her new smash hit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:06, Reply)

I NO RITE
I'll be there. I don't feel quite so bad about imposing on the goodwill of people when it's not work the next day.
( Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:06, Reply)

He's an enigma wrapped up in a mystery
wrapped up in a cardigan. And no mistake.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:35, Reply)

where are you going?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:06, Reply)

what, tonight?
Crown & Shuttle, Bishopsgate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:16, Reply)

I think it's been mentioned before that she's a stupid cunt...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 12:02, Reply)

TuiB married Montys ex?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:10, Reply)