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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm still waiting for m y gaz about where the bash is tonight, what are you waiting for?
alt: earliest memory?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:00, 138 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:00, Reply)
it's n ot your week is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:01, Reply)
Planting apple seeds in the back garden, aged about 2

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:01, Reply)
I planted my seed in your mum's back garden last night

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Text

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)
At least that was what your uncle called it

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Book

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)
DUCK

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:04, Reply)
DUCKMARR

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:05, Reply)
ANDREW MAllaRRd!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:05, Reply)
Captain, raise officelols to maximum

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:06, Reply)
*golf clap*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:08, Reply)
german hatchback STI

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:08, Reply)
Imprezaive

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:09, Reply)
You've got a Lada nerve saying that

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:10, Reply)
Escort him from the premises

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:10, Reply)
Set Rover on him

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Delete your Accord and kill yourself

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:12, Reply)
I will Nova do that

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:14, Reply)
STAY ABOUT FROM MY BENZ

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:15, Reply)
This deserves clicking

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)
Three o'clock.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)
To both questions.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:04, Reply)
My working day to end, so I can toddle off to that WICKED SUPER-BASH that ALL THE COOL PEOPLE
(except for a lot of the cool people) are going to.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:04, Reply)
You're going to the Slug and lettuce in MKs thearter district with me and socynicalsohip?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:04, Reply)
THIS POST MAKES ME DO A :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:05, Reply)
Theatre District
L O L

Some fiddle-de-dee cunt with an underfed dog is not THEATRE
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:06, Reply)
I sure am!!!!!
What I like about the Slug & Lettuce is its character. So quirky and unique, much like all the old historical houses you can find in MK. It's like walking through history! Well, like walking through the history of roundabouts and 1980s housing. The best kind of history there is!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:09, Reply)
COWS!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:10, Reply)
Stone me

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:10, Reply)
What I like is that I get 15% off every drink.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Like Stunned does with lemonade?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:12, Reply)
I would drink by the bins behind budgens for that kind of saving!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:13, Reply)
I get London pride for like £2.30

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:20, Reply)
i don't care

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:24, Reply)
You would if you were as poor as I am.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:25, Reply)
you should try being less poor, you might enjoy it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:26, Reply)
It would spoil your fun though.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:27, Reply)
anyway you are a duel income household, you can't be that poor

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:27, Reply)
They can if they're both in dead end jobs.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Yep, and bills to payyyy
SQUEEZED MIDDLE!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Seems like an inconvenient time for your missus to climb down off the tables.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:32, Reply)
*puts on the red light*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:34, Reply)
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE INSINUATING THAT CHOMPY IS RENT BOY SEX WORKER
BAN HIM NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Wot?
3 for £4.50-£5 in Tesco or Morrisons

If you can lower your standards enough they also had Courage for £1.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Not in the pub.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Tru dat
unless you catch a barrel end at Wetherspoons.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:33, Reply)
is 'catching a barrel end' done in the gents?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:37, Reply)
No, in the tap up room

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)

London Gay
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Do you still get that?
They must hate me
(socynicalsohip, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Oh wait, I'm just writing it out now.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:08, Reply)
I hear that Kroney is doing the BBQ at the secret b4sh tonight

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:08, Reply)
: ( : (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (
: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:09, Reply)
DFUCK THISE LOOK LIKE BACKWARDS SMILES

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Hey Nakers, what does 'BOVVETRD' mean?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:11, Reply)
it means your having a stroke you yak hair wearing chakra shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:12, Reply)
I think you need to undergo a course of crystal healing to refocus all this negative energy away from your aura and allow you to reconnect with yourself again.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:29, Reply)
i'm gonna connect with some wine later tonight

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Your router to your TV?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:50, Reply)
I'm waiting for this place to get as interesting as n3ta
n3ta.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=10794

alt: er dunno, wont be one of mine though, I haven't been around that long
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:13, Reply)
NO BINCHAT

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:16, Reply)
??????
"I got up this morning to discover that the big recycling wheelie bin is missing, and our next door neighbour just came round and his bin is missing as well. Whoever did it has refrained from tipping all the recycling out within the immediate vicinity, so they've gone off with that as well! What a nuisance."
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:18, Reply)
STAY

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 10 May 2013, 14:38, Reply)
ABOUT

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 10 May 2013, 14:38, Reply)
FROM

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 10 May 2013, 14:38, Reply)
MY

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 10 May 2013, 14:38, Reply)
BINS

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 10 May 2013, 14:38, Reply)
The lovely Stuj
*panders*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:40, Reply)
*turns around and eats a kitkat*

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)
At my barbecue, Nakers, my mate's bringing the port cannon.
it's going to be epiiiiiic
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:27, Reply)
wtf is a port cannon

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Pressure washer.
Put booze in the water tank. Port cannon.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:28, Reply)
OK i get that, but would you really put port in it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:30, Reply)
No, not anymore.
It was a thing when we were young and stupid. It hurt. Like, a lot.

Port's quite dense, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Paxton dense?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:32, Reply)
I don't see you fronting newsnight krishnan guru-murthy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:36, Reply)
My religion forbids it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)
left wingism?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:43, Reply)
No, he's sacred
If he sits down in the middle of the street all the traffic has to go round him, etc.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Like a starboard cannon, only the other side

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:28, Reply)
MARRSe

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:29, Reply)
The one on the left

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Somebody explain the Andrew Marr meme, please.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:34, Reply)
From the start?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Yep.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:37, Reply)
It started right here
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1826433
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)
So it's a joke about having a stroke, or copying something?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Both Chompy and Bartleby said the same thing at the same time so hence the MARR was born

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:48, Reply)
I was in a box, then I burst out of a box

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Hi Jack

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:35, Reply)
What's the ransom?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:37, Reply)
YM's anal virginity

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:37, Reply)
That went a long time ago

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:38, Reply)
WE know

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Boy that was some night!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Australian nerd pics
www.theregister.co.uk/2013/05/09/dr_who_popup_store_opens_in_sydney/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)
What utter, utter cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:40, Reply)
What about the Australians?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)
where are the terrorists when you need them eh!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)
You rang?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Typical paki.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)
INFIDEL

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)
dead.
I KILL YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:05, Reply)
FFS

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:40, Reply)
Hold on, they were adults???

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Nerds in "we're ugly" shocker

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:44, Reply)
I remember staying in Chicago about 2007...
at a crappy airport hotel where there was a Dr Who convention on. It was literally a crowd of about five losers around popup tables with some 1980's toys.

This makes me long for those days...
(socynicalsohip, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:48, Reply)
I think the rest of the doctors are dead

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:57, Reply)
The worms

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 10 May 2013, 14:40, Reply)
Joel Veitch appears to be attempting to be a shitter Vic Reeves
b3ta.com/links/63_Un_Words
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)
i managed about 10 seconds of that, what a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:42, Reply)
I got to number 57
but I had the sound off, so that's probably cheating.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Sorry you lost me at 'Joel Veitch' here.
That prick is a, errr, prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:56, Reply)
You cuntplete me

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Aw shit you're gonna be in trouble here
No-one can bitch about Veitch without rob descending on them like a ginger spanner
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Why, are they bummers or sutin?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:01, Reply)
If you cut rob in half it'll read 'VEITCH4EVA'
and also 'DOGSBUMS4EVA' but that's a matter for a different day
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Still waiting...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Oh right, yeah
I'm just writing it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)
*F5s*
*F5s*
*F5s*
*F5s*
*F5s*
*F5s*
*F5s*
*F5s*
*F5s*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)






















*F5s*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)
You're a nasty little man

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Be patient English is not his first language

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:58, Reply)
he sent me a gaz with the title secret gaz, i got all excited,

but it was empty : (
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:58, Reply)
hahahahahhaaaa
SUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:59, Reply)
SUCKED IN
LOSER
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:01, Reply)
now chocho's at it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Monty told you twice in the other thread, you douche

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Oh yeah!, i dind't see that
I'm busy anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:07, Reply)
That's alright, nobody cares :)

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:08, Reply)
I don't think we can be bezzies anymore

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:09, Reply)
I'm getting a lot of that lately :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:09, Reply)
yeah ell maybe you should b less of a prick then eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:11, Reply)
I wouldn't know how!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:18, Reply)
I remember standing on the rocking horse by my window watching my dad get in the car to go to work
I dunno how old I was but under 4, cos that's when we moved out of that house.

I don't know if that's the 'earliest' thing, there's just a jumble of blurry memories that bleed into each other, chronologically.

Not alt: The bash is in my underwear, 9pm sharp.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Nothing now.
See ya
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:01, Reply)

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