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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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today is going to be fucking horrible for me
I'm hungover, short staffed and skint. What about you?

Alt: anything good happening for you this week?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 7:44, 128 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Back to Poland tomorrow. Sick of it.
I am also hungover, so today, even more than usual, EVERYONE is a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 May 2013, 7:46, Reply)
They pay you a fortune. Suck it up.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:16, Reply)
That's what I say to ym.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:35, Reply)
eww

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:39, Reply)
ps what condition was our canine fancier in on Saturday?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:18, Reply)
Terrible.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:07, Reply)
Just to let you know
I am both bright eyed and bushy tailed this morning, I have no hangover & the sun is shining.....MOAR news as it happens
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 May 2013, 7:57, Reply)
Please die.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:15, Reply)
:(
I thought you would be happy for me
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:20, Reply)
Oh I also have the shits too, if you're interested.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:20, Reply)
Good weekend I gather
How was time spent with young Ms boyce?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:24, Reply)
Fucking great ta
We spent most of the time colouring in this cut out pirate ship diorama kind of thing my mother bought her.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:28, Reply)
It was my sons 15th last week
so I spent most of the weekend ferrying him and his mates about, hence the no hangover.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:30, Reply)
STRIKETHROUGH FERRY /WANK ABOUT/OFF LOLOLOLOL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:33, Reply)
Ohhhhhh man
It's to early for massive zings
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:36, Reply)
Running a temperature and I am a snot Niagara
so screw you. Turns out Friday night's Kill or Cure has leant closer to the former than the latter over the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:10, Reply)
Ah well. It was worth a try eh.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:16, Reply)
I never learn

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:54, Reply)
I'm skint, not hungover or short staffed.
I'm finding the Tories tearing themselves apart about Europe quite funny.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:16, Reply)
I tell you who's got the right idea - that Nigel Farage chap.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:17, Reply)
Those tory backbenchers are trying to steal all of his ideas.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:21, Reply)
I'm killing myself this week
You can have my vinyl collection.



Mind you, I don't know what you're going to do with 8-10 The Clash records.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:21, Reply)
I could do with some ashtrays.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:22, Reply)
You could use them to fight off Zombies like in that lol film!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:23, Reply)
Oh man I LOVE that scene!
It's full of like cultural references and stuff that make me feel really cool because I get them - and at one point there's a knowing nod to Star Wars!!!! Those 'Spaced' guys are so cool, they smoke weed and everything!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:24, Reply)
He's well lol in Star Trek, doesn't actually ruin every scene he's in

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:27, Reply)
I am well rested, not hungover and have been here for 45 mins working away.
I have a hospital appt today so will be leaving the office at 12.15. The rest of the day will be mine after about 13.30.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:26, Reply)
I'm afraid 'MASSIVE CHUTNEY' is incurable.
Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:31, Reply)
In other new Billy Ocean is on BBC Breakfast this morning
Looks like he has some kinda gig on the 8th of June
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:26, Reply)
Oh man, the Billster? Fo' rilla???

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:31, Reply)
Yep "Lets Rock Bristol" 8th June 2013
www.songkick.com/concerts/15287824-lets-rock-bristol-presents-at-blaise-castle

Ohhhhhh Man Jeff gets all the best stuff, after "Grillstock" last weekend he now gets this.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:35, Reply)
wot a cant

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:37, Reply)
Such a cant they should rename him Brian

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:38, Reply)
I didn't know until today that IMDB is based in bristol, and this film nerd runs it all.
m.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/may/12/six-degrees-col-needham-imdb
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:50, Reply)
I love some of the reviews you get on IMDB
For some reason Guardian links, are a fucking pain to try to open on my work PC so I'll open it later when I'm at home
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:54, Reply)
Not too bad thanks
One year with the missus, so had a nice weekend. Had a bottle of wine to myself last night and I feel fine. Bit skint, but not the end of the world. It's my birthday next week, so that's something to look forward to.

Alt: Nothing planned, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:29, Reply)
What're you gonna be, 12 or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:31, Reply)
I became an Uncle yesterday.
Which is quite cool.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:36, Reply)
It has always been your destiny to become a creepy uncle.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:37, Reply)
I'm practicing palming a werthers original to get them to "keep schtum"

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:39, Reply)
and a father at the same time?
I know what you internet people are like.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:38, Reply)
I power hosed my decking on Saturday.
It was good fun and my decking looks a hell of a lot cleaner now and isn't the slippery death trap it used to be.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:39, Reply)
I power hosed YM's dec...no, I really cannot be arsed.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:40, Reply)
I'm not surprised. Her decking is massive, it'll take you hours.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:43, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:48, Reply)
nah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:02, Reply)
This thread has died quicker than Battereds marriage.
I used my straight razor again this weekend. I'm fine apart from a bit on the left side of my neck which I keep cutting every time.

I think I'm hampered by not being able to see properly out of my left eye.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:48, Reply)
UP THE ROAD NOT ACROSS THE STREET! DON'T FORGET!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:55, Reply)
I think that's wrists.
I reckon if you get the jugular it doesn't matter which way you went.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:58, Reply)
Why can't you see properly out of your left eye?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:56, Reply)
Astigmatism.
I can see, but it's all a bit fuzzy. And it helps to be able to have sharp focus when shaving with an unguarded blade.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:58, Reply)
So? Gun, knife, noose, gas, poison, drowning, jumping?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:55, Reply)
If you're serious jump in front of a train.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:55, Reply)
Do I have to jump?
Can I just lie there and wait?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:56, Reply)
That gives the do-gooders too much time to prevent it and you too much time to change your mind.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:57, Reply)
Fucking train drivers get paid too much anyway
they need something to liven up their lives.

Although you need to make sure you do it after the rush hour or it makes you an even bigger cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:57, Reply)
Is it true that if a tube driver kills three jumpers, he gets retired on full pay?
Or is that just an urban legend?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:57, Reply)
Your mum is an urban legend.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:58, Reply)
But your neck beard aint
Thats all TROO
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:59, Reply)
Urban legend, majority of train drivers who knowingly hit someone never drive again.
It's apparently very gruesome.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:01, Reply)
My nephew is a London fireman,
he has had to do “Tube clean up” as they call it, if you need to top yourself it seems a very inconsiderate way of doing it
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:05, Reply)
But very effective.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:08, Reply)
Yep Very

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:08, Reply)
Don't do it, you're a beautiful human being!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:56, Reply)
Ask for some KFC.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:57, Reply)
Morning
I'm not hungover, rarely affected by staff levels and should just about survive to a week on Friday, providing Mrs Tangle can keep her spendthrift ways in check until then.

Alt: Yer, going to a good gig on Thursday.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:55, Reply)
Alt: who?
No not the Who, another band LOLOLOLOL

Who.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:06, Reply)
The artiste in question is none other than the very talented and close personal friend of mine, Alasdair Roberts.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:07, Reply)
The newsreader?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:09, Reply)
Yes.
He's being doing solo shows ever since Crystal Tipps jumped in front of that train.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:10, Reply)
Oh wow man, Coleen Rooney has ordered summat from me via Amazon.
She has a house with a really bent name. The end.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:05, Reply)
Is the house called "Monty Boyce"?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:06, Reply)
haha, yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:08, Reply)
We have a right laugh here don't we?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:10, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:10, Reply)
Fuck
You MARRsted
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:10, Reply)
We have a laugh on here don't we?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:10, Reply)
Yes.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:10, Reply)
Fucking hell, it's only just gone 9am on Monday morning & Boyce is already name dropping.
What a cunt eh readers?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:10, Reply)
I think this might be my worst one ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:10, Reply)
It's no Great Suprendo.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:12, Reply)
He PERSONALLY COLLECTED HIS GOODS THREE TIMES Battered.
THREE. TIMES.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:13, Reply)
Amazing.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:13, Reply)
Se'sly. I ent even lyin bruv.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:14, Reply)
Can I drop a shitter one here?
I was in the pub with the original drummer from the Primitives on Saturday night.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:14, Reply)
Never heard of them.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:15, Reply)
You probably have heard their big single.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:16, Reply)
My pals Deep Cut supported them last year at the Scala.
I left one song in - their guitarist is a lovely fellow though.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:15, Reply)
This guy is a proper space cadet.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:18, Reply)
Good morning class
I am not hungover or short staffed but I am skint until Mrs Cow gets paid. She's also just been offered 6 months full time teaching, instead of the 3 days a week she is currently doing so this is a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:09, Reply)
GOOD STUFF

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:11, Reply)
sorry that wasn't meant to be in caps and it looks sarcastic which it weren't

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:11, Reply)
I've done a new thread.
It's possibly the best thread ever posted.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:15, Reply)

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