Yo homes.
Which internetter that you've met do you wish you'd killed? I had a pretend fight with baldmonkey and he pulled a kitchen knife. I should have chibbed the cunt. Soz to everybody.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:09, 114 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I met Mr Spakkaman once.
He's clearly 'on the spectrum'.

Wouldnae chib the cunt tho eh?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:10, Reply)

I've met a few
None that I'd stab though. I'd agree that Spakkaman is a bit 'special' but basically harmless.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:21, Reply)

i came to the pub to meet you once but was a minute too late

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:25, Reply)

Why would I leave?
Was I being paid to be at the pub?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:26, Reply)

This is for you,
and monty,
and the other beat jugglers
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmiaEEtTXmw
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:26, Reply)

lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:32, Reply)

That's 100% real yo
I thought The Onion was a spoof news source? Ain't nuttin' goin' on there but high truth y'all.

Steezy nillas be frontin'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:34, Reply)

i've never met anyone from the internet
i'm better tahn that
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:20, Reply)

:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:26, Reply)

i suspect I'll be up north in the next couple of months

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:34, Reply)

yeah, you'll be another no-show like Stunned and Chompy.
My heart broken, again.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:35, Reply)

Exactly how many B3tans have you suggested meeting up with? How many actually bothered? I know I didn't.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:44, Reply)

you've really put your foot in it here

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:46, Reply)

A clowns foot?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:47, Reply)

fuck knows
Ent bin keeping no count yo
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:52, Reply)

don't worry I'm sure Rory has

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:53, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:55, Reply)

SuperMatt

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:41, Reply)

just to clarify, I am calling you SuperMatt here

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:44, Reply)

You're calling yourself SuperMatt?
Woah, check ' em.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:46, Reply)

haha, yeah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:49, Reply)

I've only met 3 i think,
all late of the parish of b3ta, all lovely.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 May 2013, 19:43, Reply)

is he as unbearable in real life as he seems

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:52, Reply)

He was trying a bit hard but basically OK.
I just wish I'd killed him pre-emptively before he went back mental.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 May 2013, 20:01, Reply)

wish i'd murdered rob when i had the chance

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:53, Reply)

I'd happily not have met a couple of them.
But that's only because the quality to cunt ratio is as poor here as it is elsewhere in life.
( Kroney, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:55, Reply)

I have to say, I think I've liked pretty much all of the b3tans I've met in real life.
Even the ones who are bent and shit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 May 2013, 20:01, Reply)

Yeah. But to be fair you are dim as fuck.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 May 2013, 20:02, Reply)

you are referring exclusively to martin here aren't you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 20:03, Reply)

I've never actually met Martin, 32, from Norwich.
It's one of my life's great regrets.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 May 2013, 20:04, Reply)

but you're like his fag hag...and he made the effort to meet chompy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 20:06, Reply)

I know!
It's like he doesn't even love me at all!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 May 2013, 20:08, Reply)

grow a cock, taht'll help

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 20:08, Reply)

I'd really rather not.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 May 2013, 20:12, Reply)

+ again.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 20:12, Reply)

I have, as did Stunned & Lighty. I thought DF was a good chap.
Horrendous whoopsie though.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 20:08, Reply)

awful hair

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 20:08, Reply)

Well, that goes without saying.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 May 2013, 20:09, Reply)

You still in contact with Cavey? I know she's heartbroken about what happened with Rory, but he's just a traveller, she should be over him by now.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 20:03, Reply)

should what?
ninja midgit cunt flap
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 20:03, Reply)

She surfaced from her sex den last week.
We might possibly see her again once the school holidays start, unless she's too busy having sex with her new fella.

I bet the poor bloke's not got an ounce of moisture left in his body.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 May 2013, 20:05, Reply)

i imagine this to be like a manatee forcing it's way through some sort of membrane

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 20:08, Reply)

Right.
Well, this was fun. I'm off now, as I've got to be up at four in the bastard morning to catch a bus like some kind of povvo.

The fucking ignominy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 May 2013, 20:24, Reply)

Enjoy yer hols.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 14 May 2013, 20:25, Reply)

povvo

Like the person I have always aspired to be.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 May 2013, 20:25, Reply)

byeeee xx

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 May 2013, 20:25, Reply)

wuv oo don't be a stranger

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 May 2013, 20:34, Reply)