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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So yeah, looks likes like I've got a water infection.What's wrong with YOUR genitals?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:13,
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the fuck is a water infection? I've actually got a cream for my balls, as I have dry skin, and it can get itchy and flaky. Sort of like eczema of the sack. It's always awkward applying it after a shower at the gym.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 May 2013, 15:25,
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It's a urine infection. You horrid flaky cunt.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:26,
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I had one of them after sleeping with a grotty hippy girl at a festival. Made my willy all fizzy.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 May 2013, 15:27,
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she was beautiful. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 May 2013, 15:32,
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that will just be a bit of crusty spunkyou need to wipe yourself properly after a bit of "alone" time
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Ewwwww.I think you should be given your own shower stall, so normal people don't have to stand in your testical shavings.
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to be fair, I've had no flaky skin in about 2 years, but I'm too scared to stop with the cream in case it comes back. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 May 2013, 15:32,
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When you have the flaky skin can you sort of pull it all away at onceLike peeling an orange, so you're left with a thin cast of your balls?
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Theoban What of it, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:34,
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well. that's an unpleasant image. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 May 2013, 15:38,
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badgers a nurse, you're not allowed to lie to nurses. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 May 2013, 15:53,
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so you are using it as an excuse to rub cream into your bollocks...
"sorry love I have to do this in the living room its for medical reasons"
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sure, why not. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 May 2013, 15:59,
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Also. clicking this so that everyone can see.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:48,
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I'm just wondering if to get the infection, AB dabbed at his anus with the bog roll after doing some hefty bumplopsThen dragged it forward, over the scruttocks, up the testes and shaft to rub into his bellend like a brown lotion, believing as he does that it makes him more virile
I JUST WANT TO KNOW
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Theoban What of it, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:32,
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Seems a reasonable line of enquiry.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:36,
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How'd you get one of them, then?Been playing away from home?
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Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:32,
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Him and his wife pass it back and forth like genital pong(
Theoban What of it, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:33,
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Given her massive gunt I imagine 'genital pong' to be rather an issue(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:36,
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Her fatlaps mask the smellMusky
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:40,
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It's funny, because I am fat. (
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 15 May 2013, 22:43,
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Theo says it's sleeping with sherbert that does it. I reckon it's cos his wife's so fat she can't get in to clean all the folds, and he put his winky in a dirty one while she was asleep.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 May 2013, 15:34,
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Probably inadequate washing facilities in his RENTED HOUSE(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:36,
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he rents? How common.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 May 2013, 15:39,
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How rude.I reckon you only get away with comments like this because you look like a pedigree cocker spaniel.
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Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:36,
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9 out of 10 breeders recommend him(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:39,
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Oh, sorry, that was a little out of order.A pedigree, possibly Northern, cocker spaniel.
Edit: With a flaky ballbag and a murderous temperament.
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Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:40,
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A fly crawled up my winky and laid an egg :((
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:37,
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Urethra fucking a maggot or fucking with a maggot(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:39,
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I got away lightly, I can tell you.metro.co.uk/2013/05/15/man-reportedly-tries-to-have-sex-with-hornets-nest-and-dies-3760129/
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:47,
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I must confess, having read the populol page I enjoyed how 'Battered attempting to troll' turned into 'Battered being trolled'.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:43,
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Sometimes when I'm looking at the internet it gets a bit bigger and feels uncomfortable then I have to rub it until this icky stuff comes out and then it goes back to its previous size again.Is this normal?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:39,
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dingdingdingcorrect
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/relationships/a1457931-Hmm-AIBU-expecting-my-partner-not-to-masturbate
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Theoban What of it, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:44,
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Fuck me. Mumsnet's an even sorrier corner of the internet than Bartleby's browser history.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:49,
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i don't feel comfortanble talking about my genitalsare you a professional?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:46,
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He's a nurse - gaz him a picture and he can help identify what is wrong.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:49,
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don't be silly, men aren't nursesthat's women's work
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:51,
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I think that must be what he meant.Silly Tango! All that quinoa's affecting his mind.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:57,
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I'm so confused, I'm sure I was examined by a female doctor recently.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 16:05,
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Well, she said she was a doctor.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 16:05,
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Pretty sure it was a woman though.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 16:05,
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Odd sort of examination mind.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 16:05,
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She was VERY thorough.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 16:16,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:50,
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Yeah that's it. fill my inbox with gazzes from Battered.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:51,
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Wait till he gets all stabby(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:54,
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Or did I mean stubby?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:55,
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Go shove a Britta Filter up your uretha.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:52,
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Terrible bullying of Dozer here(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 15:54,
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wait, does dozer have a Brita water filter? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 May 2013, 16:00,
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He invented them(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 16:07,
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If you're going to shit on someone's front car bonnet, then you should face away from the window so your shoes are pointing downwards.So if you fall over, you'll fall onto the window, and you won't get hurt.
They won't be able to see the expression on your face if they're in the car though.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 May 2013, 16:14,
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where is this coming from gonz? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 May 2013, 16:19,
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I'm watching the last few eppisodes of american The Office, and someone took a crap on someone's car, I feared for his safety.9 whole seasons i've watched, and it's over now !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 May 2013, 16:38,
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Roxette's more mundane folloZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 May 2013, 16:53,
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Is this thread still going off? I have been reading thiswww.b3ta.com/questions/mysaviour/post1962960
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 16:20,
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My cock's a bit too big for mimsies.I'm always being told, please don't hurt me with that massive girth.
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I think most of them have sloped off home early Dorris(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 16:47,
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THEO......THEO.......THEOBAN(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 16:48,
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best of all blackcurrent drinks(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 16:54,
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I'm sloping as we speakGot to pick up baby bill from nursery though.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 16:51,
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yeah but the food I's different which is important(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 16:56,
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yeh one lot don't cook their fish the other lot stick their eggs in t'ground for months until they go offall fucking shite though innit
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Theoban What of it, Wed 15 May 2013, 16:57,
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for srs?You don't like any oriental food?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 16:59,
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yeah well fuck you thenSome people are SO rude
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 16:54,
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