Important shaving news update
I have now purchased myself an "Edwin Jagger" double edged safety razor, a pure badger bristle shaving brush and a pot of almond shaving cream.

I will keep you informed as to how much I like these things once they arrive next week.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:18, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

given up on the semi cutthroat eh?
I had a some shaving soap once, it was rubbish. Get some shave gel instead
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:19, Reply)

I still enjoy the cutthroat, but it takes too long.
I'm hoping the double edge will be the compromise between cost and speed. I used to use a Wilkinson Sword one, but now, with the wonders of the internet, I can actually buy really good quality razors off of Amazon rather than having to settle for whatever shit boots stock.

And you are totally wrong about shaving gel, but that's unsurprising given what a bent spastic father of a brick slammed headed daughter you are.

A decent brush and cream or soap is infinitely superior.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:22, Reply)

not if you've got several days growth

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Yes, especially if you have several days growth.
You really are a fucking retard you know.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Grow a beard you pussy.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:23, Reply)

I have a beard.
Just not on my neck like you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Chicks dig it

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Your chick also digs fivers in her underwear.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:25, Reply)

Al, Nakers is to shy to ask
Can you give him a quote, for getting his roof done?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:20, Reply)

I'm not a roofer. I'm a surveyor.
I mean, I'm not a surveyor. No, not that one, I'm something else.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Like he will remember anyway

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:23, Reply)

that is the stuff
of proper gentlemen.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:21, Reply)

i'm not sure "gentle man is a word often associated with al

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Well, become sure.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:23, Reply)

this I understand
however there is nothing quite so revolting as a chin that has been shaved with an electric shaver IMHO
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:24, Reply)

I have only used one once.
It was rubbish.

And I don't shave my chin at all now.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Oh so it's for your balls

( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:28, Reply)

Yes.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:28, Reply)

pics after pls

( Theoban What of it, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:28, Reply)

possibly Gentle Ben though eh....

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Marc Almond shaving cream I wouldn't wonder.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:26, Reply)

If you eat 5 pints you have to go to hospital.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:29, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:38, Reply)