Nakers is a prick, please fill this thread with insults and links to times when he's been a cunt, so more people will hate him.
Alt: Ever eaten anything that didn't come out of a tin?

Altalt: Best thread material?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:13, 61 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

:'(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Love u
xx
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:14, Reply)

I like this thread. Best one of 2013 so far.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:14, Reply)

And to think, you wanted me to leave for the day.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:15, Reply)

You're forgiven.
This time.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:16, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1967242
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:17, Reply)

I'm pretty sure he called me a prick once.
Someone with a fancy computer knowledge do a search for windy pig and prick, see if it's there.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 May 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Suprising not.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Oh look it's everyone's favourite internet nonce.
Hi internet nonce!
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Hi everybody.
Oh fuck.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:24, Reply)

A prime example of his cuntishness, this time to Doris

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:19, Reply)

He will never get sticky fingers with that attitude

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:21, Reply)

He really is a horrid bully and should be banned forever.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:22, Reply)

why not link it directly?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:22, Reply)

Because it needs more emphasis.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)

because you've photoshopped it you mean?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:25, Reply)

No. Here's the link
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1900999
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:26, Reply)

eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Ninja prick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:29, Reply)

that thread makes you look pretty bad tbh
I dunno why you would link to it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:29, Reply)

TOP TROLLING
1 point awarded to Nakers
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:33, Reply)

hahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:30, Reply)

that was a great thread
watching battered dig and dig and dig
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Show me an example

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:33, Reply)

even pidgeons think hes a pushover Trufax
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1803669

Alt: I have hunted, cleaned and cooked wild game

Aly:alt: Food OBVS
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)

I'm not sure I know who this 'Nakers' is
Is he Bill Paxton?

Here are the things I think I know about'Nakers':

Gardening
Geordie prick
Bad at spelling
Mark Knopfler fan
Oven gloves
Prostitutes

Alt: Rhubarb

Altalt: Mix tapes
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:28, Reply)

Spot on

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:29, Reply)

I was about to say he's never been a prick to me
and now I know he's a fellow Geordie I will defend til the end.

You cunts.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Yep, I'm so Geordie I have coal running through my veins and hair like the silky coat of a whippet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)

+ pet

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:50, Reply)

mint

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:52, Reply)

No thanks

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:56, Reply)

I love Nakers. Won't hear a bad word against him.
Apart from the words 'bent' and 'spastic' obv. But se'sly, he cracks me up so LEAVE HIM ALONE YOU CYBER-BULLIES!!!

Alt: yes. Ever eaten something that didn't come out of the ground?

Alt alt: I like Dozer's 'Jo Whiley' music reviews. I don't really.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:29, Reply)

I hate Nakers
Nakers on my awesome cardigan: b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1961522#post1961526
( Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:35, Reply)

I wanted to see the link

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:36, Reply)

you've taken down the link

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:37, Reply)

I need to see that link

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:37, Reply)

btw I took down the link

( Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:37, Reply)

PS 'a badly knitted WWI cavalry jacket for an Action Man' might be Lokers' best post ever

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:37, Reply)

I assume this is why he's now refraining from even attempting to joke.
Quit whilst you're ahead and all that.
( Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Where's the link?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Something about a link

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:46, Reply)

I'm thinking about making some nettle beer or wine.
I wonder what it'll be like.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:37, Reply)

i'm gonna ago with shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:38, Reply)

ACTUALLY I'M VERY GOOD ACTUALLY

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Bit sharp, with a lingering aftertaste.

( Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Hugh Fearnley-Dick-Whittington/Badger Ales do a nettle beer.
It's alright

Edit: This one thebottledbeeryear.blogspot.co.uk/2011/06/day-96-beer-96-badgers-river-cottage.html
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:39, Reply)

I've seen, they use malt in theirs though, i'll just be using granulated sugar and nettles.
Should be £3 for 40 pints at my guess and an hour or so getting stung in a field.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:44, Reply)

wear gloves you fucking dunce

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:45, Reply)

I will you prick but I'll still be stung, they're fucking sneaky cunts.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:47, Reply)

wrap every crack in your clothing in duck tape

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Clothe yourself in ducktape

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Try to find some that a dog hasn't pissed on.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:46, Reply)

some that a dog hasn't pissed on.

a small helpless child for me.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:51, Reply)

hahaha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:52, Reply)

text book

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Great, send me a few bottles when it's ready.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:51, Reply)

PLEASE/THANK YOU

Jesus Christ which Swiss Finishing School did you get expelled from
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:53, Reply)

The Jim Robinson one

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:54, Reply)

I haven't got any organic glass bottles ;(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Alt. I rarely eat tinned or ready meals these days
Always cook fresh.

Alt.Alt. Something nice and satirical and some blatant trolling please. Or cotton.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)