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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have been the victim of some tres lol workplace pranks.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:36, 16 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Please explain further

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:38, Reply)
Did someone let your bike tyres down?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:38, Reply)
You see they are homophones
You may have been expecting to be handed some kind of 'weight' with long dimensions, but in fact you were just made to 'wait' for a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:41, Reply)
did someone replace all the insides of your computer with horse intestines?
and every time you click your mouse it makes a sound like a distressed shetland
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:41, Reply)
*makes notes*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:44, Reply)
Did they snap your string of onions?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)
ZUT ALORS

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:44, Reply)
*Crosses legs*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 20 May 2013, 9:46, Reply)
Is that the French euphemism for frenulum?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:55, Reply)
It certainly sounds like it

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 20 May 2013, 10:07, Reply)
At a guess
someone screen-shot your desktop, removed all your icons and set the screenshot as the background?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:57, Reply)
Dont remove ALL the icons
Just most of them. This works better
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:57, Reply)
Oh, nicely evil.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:01, Reply)
The lols last longer this way
See also:

Plugging in 2nd mouse
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:06, Reply)
or
swapping the mice of two back to back PCs, but leaving them plugged into the original ones.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:11, Reply)
Oh man I wish I worked in IT
It sounds well lol
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:12, Reply)
Simple things to make the day go quicker

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:12, Reply)
It's true, Nakers can be very entertaining.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Did they change your homepage to timecube?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:58, Reply)
Did they block your ports?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 9:58, Reply)
I'm disappointed in the lack of response to this
as it combines both IT and French racism
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:05, Reply)
It's good. In a 'mild smirk' way rather than any kind of roffleing.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:08, Reply)
I'll take that

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:09, Reply)
did they phone your mother up and tell her you were involved in a horrific workplace accident?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:00, Reply)
In the last 3 years?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:02, Reply)
Did they make an anonymous call to Yewtree naming you as a nonce?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:03, Reply)
They registered your work address on a mail-order extreme porn site?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:06, Reply)
Yes, that's it. It was someone else.....
*looks round nervously*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:06, Reply)
Someone emailed your entire contacts list from your email address, calling them 'paki cunts'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:08, Reply)
I AM BEING MORST UPSETSIR

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:09, Reply)
Someone changed your password for b3ta, so you are unable to respond to any of these posts?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:11, Reply)
*finger on nose*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:12, Reply)
Hopefully.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:13, Reply)
Someone superglued the handset to your phone, so when you tried to berate a caller you twatted yourself in the head?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:27, Reply)
He appears to have knocked out all of b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Masking tape covering the laser on the mouse.
Phone handset cable unplugged, keyboard unplugged, account locked out, wrist support nicked and hidden, and monitor outputs swapped around.

LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:33, Reply)
You have a right laugh there don't you?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:33, Reply)
ha ha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:36, Reply)
1: Open services.msc
2. Stop TCP/IP NetBIOS Helper
3. LOL
4. LOL
5. Explain to frustrated colleague what you did because they will never work it out on their own.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:34, Reply)
His colleagues all hate him.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Dunno. Bored, I guess.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Of course they realise
THIS MEANS WAR
and by war I mean SURRENDER
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:36, Reply)
I'm girding my loins as we speak.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 May 2013, 10:39, Reply)

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