Tell us about your pear woes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:46, 59 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

:o

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:46, Reply)

I have none.
Next question?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:49, Reply)

Have you ever thought that perhaps it's not ACTUALLY all about you?
I know a lot of the guys here have had some p-retty serious pear woes and I think sharing them will make them feel less alone, so just BUTT OUT, OK?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:51, Reply)

Tsk. Well. Really.
How rude.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:52, Reply)

What about transport problems?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:51, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1970055
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:51, Reply)

Are you investing in the new green transportation?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:52, Reply)

No.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:53, Reply)

I was late to a conference in Ealing today thanks to the tube
Problems at Pearivale station apparently
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:54, Reply)

conference, eh?
Nice to see 'Bill Clay' here taking 'PEAR TUESDAY' seriously. If only others would be so respectful.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:57, Reply)

Ancient kings of Egypt?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:53, Reply)

Want to hear something truly depressing?

My last three meals have been 'a bowl of soup'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:54, Reply)

Whoops
I Probs. shouldn't have sent you that gaz then
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:55, Reply)

:o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:56, Reply)

Blue Peter might get a totalizer made for you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:56, Reply)

Collect those bottletops, people.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:56, Reply)

You more cheery today? You sounded fairly fed up when you posted yesterday.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 May 2013, 16:58, Reply)

Honest answer: am I bollocks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:08, Reply)

Souper loopy nuts is he^

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:01, Reply)

why not make it more exciting with food colouring.
blue soup.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 May 2013, 17:03, Reply)

You saw it standing alone....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:04, Reply)

i really don't like pears.
funny texture, look a bit weird, don't really eat them.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 May 2013, 17:03, Reply)

Well then I think you're on the wrong website, pal.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:13, Reply)

Well done Boyce. Another rip-roaring success of a thread.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:13, Reply)

Is your camping trip going to be like the one on that Inbetweeners telly show?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:15, Reply)

It's going to be like the one in Carry On Camping
'and swing, and in, and swing, and in'

...then Stunned's bra will ping off
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:16, Reply)

Ha ha ha
One advantage to being short, the bra will go over my head rather than get me in the eye.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:18, Reply)

Matron! Take them awayyyyy
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:19, Reply)

'Five go Spastic'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:19, Reply)

Jokes aside, I am really looking forward to it. Need a break.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:27, Reply)

I just hope it stays dry

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:30, Reply)

Friday maybe not, Sat & Sun should be ok.
www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2639022
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:32, Reply)

I don't
I hope it's like an Indian monsoon.
( Kroney, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:32, Reply)

Shit off you French prick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:33, Reply)

Well, I'll be nice and warm in my new flat whilst
you're shivering under a thin covering of tarpaulin in the drizzly, cold outdoors.

HAVE FUN
( Kroney, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:43, Reply)

At least I'll be able to have a nice fat joint by the fire


without running screaming to A&E like some kind of Breton whoopsie.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:47, Reply)

You will if it stops raining for long enough, which hopefully it won't.

( Kroney, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:51, Reply)

Pear Soup.
Can't fail.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:26, Reply)

Not really a woe Pear-se
but it is my worst flavour cider
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:34, Reply)

Pear cider is a perry. Not a cider.
Fucking hell, some people...
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:35, Reply)

I just wanted to get that bad pun in.
Some people!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:42, Reply)

or a peary!!
Eh??

EH????
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:43, Reply)

I GET THIS!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:44, Reply)

NSU?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:50, Reply)

pardon?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:54, Reply)

they're like apples but a different shape!

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:56, Reply)

I've heard this about them!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 May 2013, 17:58, Reply)