Good morning shitlickers
How are we all today?*

How are you going to grab Wednesday by it's hairy testes and make the day work for YOU?

Alt: what motivates you?

*Disclaimer: I don't care, but am attempting to be polite.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 May 2013, 7:02, 62 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good morning you cheery little shit-cunt.
Today will be made more enjoyable by the consumption of bacon.

Alt: Money.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 May 2013, 7:04, Reply)

Alright son?
Feeling very cheerful AKSHURLY.

Got my first board meeting this afternoon at the charity I've joined.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 May 2013, 7:06, Reply)

That'll be interesting
How large are the charity?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 May 2013, 7:15, Reply)

£6m turnover

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 May 2013, 7:18, Reply)

Jordie Chandler lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:21, Reply)

When I woke this morning I had to thank god
There was no barking from the dog, no smog, and momma cooked the breakfast with no hog.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 7:35, Reply)

You seem to have misunderstood the question.
It wasn't 'give me an example of acting like a complete bellend on the internet'.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 May 2013, 7:43, Reply)

How much do you charge for them lessons?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 7:48, Reply)

You don't need any lessons.
You clearly have a Phd in the subject already.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 May 2013, 7:50, Reply)

tee hee
I like this
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 7:52, Reply)

Need coffee, get back to you later

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 May 2013, 7:53, Reply)

I've had bacon now.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:04, Reply)

I have only coffee for breakfast :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:08, Reply)

Get some bacon.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:09, Reply)

I forgot my wallet :(
Lucky for me I have things in the fridge to compensate



But no Bacon
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:14, Reply)

Phew! Panic over, guys!!!
Harts has some food in the fridge so it's OK after all!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:22, Reply)

INOESRIGHT

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:44, Reply)

N0MMY B4YC0NZ

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:17, Reply)

I had bacon in brioche for breakfast

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:39, Reply)

Got coffee and a flapjack
Had about 6 hours' sleep last night which is progress. And would you look at that, the shit's hit the fan at work already. Fucking yes. Who wants a fight?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:09, Reply)

I'm listening to Cameron on radio 4.
Incredible unity on Europe... lol.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:11, Reply)

Perhaps before calling other parties supporters swivel-eyed loons he should take a good look at his own...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:16, Reply)

I thought it was his own party activists about which that reference was made?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:18, Reply)

It was, he called UKIP people Clowns and closet racists a while back.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:19, Reply)

It's almost as if Lokesy here is some kind of gammon-fisted halfwit or something.
But that can't be right....can it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:21, Reply)

Perish the thought.
Also have you got a new number? I sent you a text last night.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:21, Reply)

I think we'd have seen some indication of that before, were it the case.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:22, Reply)

I made this my friends home page on their phone last night
www.richardblackwood.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/biography.htm
(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:29, Reply)

wow, that's incredible

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:34, Reply)

If you think that's good check the joke section.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:35, Reply)

yeah I did, i have LITERALLY shat myself with laughter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:37, Reply)

Is your dad a terrorist? Coz your Da Bomb!
direct quote
(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:38, Reply)

i wonder what he's up to now
didn't he bill himself as the British Will Smith?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:39, Reply)

He's playing Donkey in Shrek isn't he?
I'm sure I saw him on an advert in the tube a while back.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:40, Reply)

just cos it's a black actor, fuck me you're racist
EDIT: actually you're correct
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:41, Reply)

My Mum got free tickets to see that and when he came on stage I shouted out "I love you Richard Blackwood"
He looked really confused and my Mother was ashamed of me.
( wanderlust, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:42, Reply)

hahaha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:43, Reply)

well I'M proud of you!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:44, Reply)

Thanks,
I thought it was hilarious. I hadn't intended to do it, it just sort of happened.
( wanderlust, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Well when you see RB 'in da flesh', strange and magical things happen.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:04, Reply)

hahahahahahahahah
My day just improved a great deal.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:44, Reply)

Just checkin in to say, lovin the thread, keep up the good work yeah?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:29, Reply)

whoa

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:30, Reply)

i'm feeling a bit better today, thanks for asking
alt: fear
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:35, Reply)

I don't think days of the week have testes, so I'm just going to keep my head down and carry on as normal.
Alt: Simple pleasures.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:41, Reply)

I'm a bit tired
No hairy teste grabbing plans. I bought some new chewing gum this morning and it doesn't taste very nice.

I've skimmed the surface of the internet reaction to this new XBox and it doesn't seem very positive. Is that your impression too or is their a silent majority out there somewhere?

Alt: Motivation
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:43, Reply)

I think maybe people aren't over impressed by the same old stuff with a higher pixel count on it.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:52, Reply)

The main complaints I saw were about the look of the box
and something about paying the full price to unlock second hand games
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:56, Reply)

I saw it in the paper, it looks like a cash drawer from a till.
Mind you, anyone over 12 who gives a shit is a fucking flid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:02, Reply)