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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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what's your favourite monty mental health related quip?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:34, 65 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
they're ALL good

(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:36, Reply)
do menthol cigarettes come with a MENTHOL HEALTH WARNING!

this would be better if I knew another name for menthol cigarettes
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:37, Reply)
it's all gone weird in here this afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:39, Reply)
well don't start blaming me

(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:39, Reply)
I don't like it, Nakers.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:39, Reply)
me either
it's like some /talk mental has leaked in
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:40, Reply)
I might go to the cinema instead
IMAGINE THAT MAN
THE CINEMA
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:41, Reply)
whatcha gonna see?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:42, Reply)
Star Trek 2 thing
I have AVERAGE to LOW expectations
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:42, Reply)
the first one was average
the bad guy was pretty shit as was his back story/motivation
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:44, Reply)
I liked it well enough but it was just nonsense
IT WAS NO STAR TREK V LET ME TELL YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:46, Reply)
Kirk dies but they freeze him and reanimate him
says so on wikipedia anyway

so yeah, that's what happens at the end
(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:47, Reply)
Aw cool

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:47, Reply)
says he dies of spina bifida and mental health issues

(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:48, Reply)
That's pretty harsh
I don't know if I want to see this now, it might make me sad
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:49, Reply)
yeah, I just don't care, soz

(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:50, Reply)
dubz, check em

(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:50, Reply)
You do care really

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:52, Reply)
he'll be too busy thinking about everyone judging him for being there alone to watch it anyway

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:43, Reply)
I'm going with REAL PEOPLE thank you very much
Dan and Luke and The Duke
It'll be well good
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:44, Reply)
oh man I hope they don't have to sit behind your jew fro

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:45, Reply)
It's ok I sit to one side to make sure everyone can see
I'm a proper nice jew
Not like them that killed jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:46, Reply)
I assume the duke is some kind of great dane or st bernard you have to sneak in people clothes

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:45, Reply)
If by that you mean a ginger man, then yes

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:47, Reply)
I went to see loads of cinemas the other week
but now og is in Egypt staring at hairy, sweaty Egyptian men and I have nobody to go with :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:42, Reply)
Hey buddy if you want come over and we'll go see something
Even get Nando's first
Nando's buddy
Nando's
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:43, Reply)
Yeah man
I'll have the lemon and herb peri peri thing though because I'm wuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:46, Reply)
I'll be going HOT
But not too hot
My poor tum tum
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:48, Reply)
Ghey

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:51, Reply)
BUT I MIGHT DO BOTTOM BURPS AND TUMMY ACHES THROUGH THE FILM!
You wouldn't want me to suffer would you Billy ol' boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:52, Reply)
Of course not theobina

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:59, Reply)
I don't get why you people complain when there isn't a question then when there is a question you don't even answer it

(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:44, Reply)

STRIKETHROUGHSTARING AT INSERT SEXUALACTIVUTYENDSTRIKETHROUGH
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:44, Reply)
Hahaha, oh Nakers, that totally made me feel better about the entire thing!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:46, Reply)
Here to help

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:50, Reply)
Fucking hell.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22630303
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:51, Reply)
Oh God, welcome to TWO HOURS ago, you news-snail.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:53, Reply)
I heard he pushed a Kinder Surprise up a sleeping pigeon's egghole and it shat out a helicopter
/ac
(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:54, Reply)
and now over to our mental health correspondent Monty Boyce for a withering putdown

(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:54, Reply)
Have you come from the past to warn us about the future?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:58, Reply)
check mah tripz

(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:00, Reply)
Frank! Frank! I love you, but we only have 14 hours to save the Earth!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:03, Reply)
dunno who you are soz but I'd appreciate it if you never posted again pl0x kthxbai

(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:04, Reply)
I'm bill Paxton

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:05, Reply)
An emergency meeting of COBRA had been called
I hope they add to the agenda 'why isn't Off Topic that good these days?'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:02, Reply)
Seriously why bother what are they hoping to achieve?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:03, Reply)
well don't blame me
me and cowfoot and SSG are doing our best to rescue this shithole of a messageboard
(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:04, Reply)
Are you the new Rory?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:05, Reply)
Nah, Rory is funny

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:06, Reply)
dunno who that is, soz

(lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:06, Reply)
I hardly think going to the curry house and ordering a beer is the right thing to do at the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:19, Reply)
hard to choose but I think it's either 'breakdown brothers'
or the one about alienation.

Check 'em haha
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:09, Reply)
*Checks*
Yep still ghere
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:14, Reply)

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