Evening.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 May 2013, 22:55, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yee can fook off an' all.
Evening Jeff. How's you and the doris?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 May 2013, 22:56, Reply)

Good thanks.
Things chipper in the north?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 May 2013, 22:57, Reply)

Reasonably.
Off to see a recruitment company tomorrow. Hopefully something'll come from it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 May 2013, 22:58, Reply)

Fingers crossed.
Just remember that all recruitment companies are staffed by shit-cunts and you'll be fine.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:00, Reply)

I shall quote this tomorrow.
Thanks Jeff, you've rescued my career!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 May 2013, 23:02, Reply)

If you really want to get them onside, ask them if - when they grow up - they'd still love to be an estate agent.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:04, Reply)

*Takes notes*
Any other nuggets you'd care to share? Also, how's your contract hunting going?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 May 2013, 23:06, Reply)

It will start properly in the next month.
Whilst I might stay where I am, I need to start planning as I'm only signed on until the start of July.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:07, Reply)

You should look again at Leeds.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:07, Reply)

Money goes further in the North, but it's more of a ballache than either staying in Bristol or
Using the M4/London.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:11, Reply)

Rent out your current gaff and rent somewhere in Leeds.
It's cheap enough.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:12, Reply)

I'd agree with this, it's not the backwater most people imagine.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 May 2013, 23:12, Reply)

Well, some of it is.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:16, Reply)

Put the people there, they talk funny.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:18, Reply)

Southerners type funny.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:19, Reply)

Oh yeah.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:20, Reply)

Conventry is the place to be at TRUFAX

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:21, Reply)

You missed Dozer having an Eppy fit over numbers

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 22:56, Reply)

I'm not good with that sort of thing. Only got a 2 in my standard grade maths.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 May 2013, 22:57, Reply)

Yeah, you meant 3, right?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 May 2013, 22:59, Reply)

LOLZ

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:03, Reply)

A 3? General rather than Credit?
How dare you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:03, Reply)

I'm a cunt, didn't you know that?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 May 2013, 23:05, Reply)

Hardly.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:06, Reply)

Damn, you got me there.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 May 2013, 23:13, Reply)

Don't forget we are also a.....
bunch of fucking wankers"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:11, Reply)

You're taking it to heart, harters.
I refer you to DG's post on the pooflake meltdown where he explains to EmVee that there's a difference between how people are online and how they are IRL (in most cases anyway). I may have typed those words, but I didn't actually mean them.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:13, Reply)

8D

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:17, Reply)

But you seem to have thought they were aimed directly at you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:18, Reply)

Do you think so?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:22, Reply)

Dunno.
Did you? I don't really care one way or another. You seem to go out of your way to get irritated by me. You choose to do that, you know?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:26, Reply)

I like you copperknob
If I didn't I wouldn't respond
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:28, Reply)

tee hee
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:29, Reply)

I don't care.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:29, Reply)

YES............YES YOU DO
In some smallway you crave for admiration and acceptation
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:35, Reply)

Sounds like a 1980s painting kit
Eppy By Numbers.

What happened?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 May 2013, 22:58, Reply)

Massive delete
When he said I couldn't count to 10 I asked a simple math question
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:00, Reply)

What question did you ask?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:01, Reply)

GP over %

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:02, Reply)

75% of GP's couldn't give a flying fuck about the health of their patients, yeah?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 May 2013, 23:03, Reply)

Tee hee
I like this
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:05, Reply)

It's sad because I've experienced this IRL.
I may be exaggerating a bit, but when you know someone who's had 2 bouts of breast cancer and then goes to the quacks complaining about chest and rib pains for 9 months before the doctor connects the dots and concedes it might just be more than the heavy lifting she does in her job, then you have to wonder about his dedication to the job. Not suggesting that he was close to retirement at here and couldn't give a monkey's, but yes, I am.

The 75% is a lol stat plucked from the air, btw.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 May 2013, 23:10, Reply)

that's one of things that kills our great NHS
The world envy us for it, but we live with it
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:16, Reply)

to be fair HH, your question was about GP as a %. Not versus %.
I think your promotion was in breach of the fair, clear and not misleading guidelines.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:04, Reply)

I can't count to 10 so how would I know?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:07, Reply)

Exactly.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:08, Reply)