confront the reality of my flat situation
Now I have done so it doesn't seem quite so bad
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:37, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Good.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:39, Reply)

Had a 2nd online valuation today; just a grand less than the other one.
If I realise the price they suggest I'll still have 60 grand change once I have paid everyone off.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:42, Reply)

Don't blow all that on music and drugs.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:44, Reply)

Only about ten grand of it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:46, Reply)

I didn't after my last flat was sold and I won't this time either

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:58, Reply)

Feel free to buy me a nice new motorbike though. GSXR 750. Thanks xx

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:12, Reply)

How much are motorbikes these days?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:16, Reply)

Variable, one like the one I've mentioned above is about 8k I think.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:24, Reply)

if you can find something else you like
Like one of those schemes where there is a gifted deposit and the developer pays the stamp duty or something, in a year or so you and lusty might be able to apply for a joint mortgage - if you had cash in the bank as well, it could all be good. Fingers crossed.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:54, Reply)

my credit rating will be utterly fucked for another 3.5 years

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:57, Reply)

A joint mortgage though.
A two skin, blue skin one.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:09, Reply)

Move to Wallsend, they're practically giving houses away there.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:10, Reply)

Alright DG.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:15, Reply)

Alright Jeff.
I see Jeffstock 3's a goer; if we can make it we will. Probably not know until nearer the time, though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:17, Reply)

That's fine - I'll stick it on the calendar.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:20, Reply)

Good stuff.
Right, I'm away shopping. Joy of joys.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:21, Reply)

Isn't it a bit of a shithole though?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:18, Reply)

THATS THE JOKE!
On the plus side it's got a lot of Roman heritage, which Monty loves.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:20, Reply)

Ah, humour.
It's the beginning of Hadrian's Wall isn't it?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:22, Reply)

Or the end, depending on your viewpoint.
The Roman museum there is quite good.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:23, Reply)

Yeah just realised.
The name "Wallsend" was a bit of a giveaway.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:31, Reply)

Mate, just think of the Space Marines army you could buy with that. You'd have a fucking epic Gamesworkshop army.
Fuck it, for that kind of cash, you could get a Space Marines army and play them in Warhammer (instead of Warhammer 40k), and bribe the marshell not to say a word. Space Marines would totally win against wood elfs.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:18, Reply)

I expect boyce would end up jamming his veteran sargent up his nose, for a laugh.
"try a saving roll now bitch!"
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:22, Reply)

yeah that sounds like the kind of thing I'd do alright!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:26, Reply)

got you down to a tee montgomery boyce.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:35, Reply)

I'm glad I don't know what this means.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:29, Reply)