Good morning
This morning I heard Steve Lamacq describe a particular musical event as 'a neck mohican moment'. The fucking cunt.

So I now have someone new to hate. When did you last hear something that raised your blood pressure & made you want to punch the person concerned?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 7:29, 32 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Just look at him. The jug eared, pig eyed sack of shit:


WANKER.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 7:33, Reply)

I'm having a testicle mohican moment right now

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 8:25, Reply)

morning sweetie, how are you feeling today?
How's the real you, the battered under the mask, the man in the mirror, the pure soul within?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 7:40, Reply)

All good ta. Yourself?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 7:40, Reply)

yep, got an interview with a recruiter this morning then a list as long as a donkeys cock to get through

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 7:44, Reply)

You seem in fine spirits today
How come your in such a good mood?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 7:44, Reply)

Despite my rant above I am in an excellent mood. Second night in a row of 9 hours solid sleep. Making progress on quite a lot of things I need to get done.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 7:45, Reply)

just sayin, there's a new thread up

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 8:04, Reply)

You're a tedious, mentally-unstable useless drain on society, even your parrot think you're an embarrassment.
Just sayin
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 8:18, Reply)

Clicking this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 8:19, Reply)

Morning all!
I had an ex-customer from waaaaay back call me just twenty minutes ago in quite an agitated state, so agitated that he really wasn't listening to my protestations that 'I don't work for that company any more, you'll have to ring the office number'. He carried on ranting. I put the 'phone down. I expect he'll call my ex-boss to complain about my rudeness.
Fuck him.
In other news, I'm going to Alnwick tomorrow, anything I should go to see in my lunch break?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 8:16, Reply)

The castle.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 8:16, Reply)

The MARRstle

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 8:27, Reply)

haha
metro.co.uk/2013/06/12/australian-pm-julia-gillard-hits-out-at-rival-partys-dig-at-her-small-breasts-and-huge-thighs-on-fundraiser-menu-3838163/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 8:19, Reply)

Brilliant.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 8:21, Reply)

I'm a lover, not a fighter
Morning Battered
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 8:20, Reply)

Morning twoie, how are ya?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 8:21, Reply)

Yeah, alright
Struggled to get out of bed today, but so far so good.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 8:22, Reply)

Yo man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 8:24, Reply)

Word

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 8:30, Reply)

Sorry to be rude, but I've started a new thread already.
I do hope you don't mind.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 8:26, Reply)

Of course not, better that than that parrot fucking prick spamming the board with mindless threads.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 8:29, Reply)

Morning
The missive from our senior management I've just read that mentions "engagement" in nearly every sentence has not in any way improved my mood this morning.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 8:31, Reply)