Hey guys
In Kroney's latest profile picture he looks distressingly like one of the chuckle brothers.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:20, 72 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm not friends with him ONLINE.
I think you and I should go here www.thedrum.com/stuff/2013/05/30/guardian-announces-launch-guardiancoffee-shoreditch to talk about politics.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:21, Reply)

We totally should.
We can jut out our jaws and allow our facial hair to show off our strong chins.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:24, Reply)

And talk about Radio 4 and this parody
m.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/jun/14/radio-4-parody
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:28, Reply)

It's shit.
The end.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:29, Reply)

It's actually quite accurate.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:31, Reply)

I didn't like it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:32, Reply)

I don't like your face, but that hasn't stopped it.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:34, Reply)

It might to you, but not to me it doesn't.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Why the fuck would I care what some kind of spastic council house living prick thinks?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:25, Reply)

because you fancy him.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Because you're a big cuddly bear?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Because it makes you look caring to your lefty friends?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Because BP doesn't know how to reply in the correct place?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:32, Reply)

It's the fucking muslims fault.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:32, Reply)

THATS NOT RACIST BECAUSE MUSLIM IS NOT A RACE

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Because you read the Guardian?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:30, Reply)

never has such a poor joke aroused such a response

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:32, Reply)

I got it
but I thought I'd let Al carry on and make a fool of himself.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Oh man. Now I feel stupid.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Is he about to be outed as an alleged celebrity tv nonce too?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Probably.
He's got previous.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:27, Reply)

How long has he been trying to grow that beard for now?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:27, Reply)

If it's more than 1 day then he's a greater embarresment to the male race than swipey is to the female race.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Is this a problem for anyone
m.guardian.co.uk/money/2013/jun/13/raise-interest-rate-student-loans-secret-report
Mine is nearly paid out, wish it would just fuck off though, £70 a month extra would be nice.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:30, Reply)

I cleared mine about 2 years ago thanks to some excellent bonuses.
It's fucking unbelievable that they are considering doing this.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:32, Reply)

Meh, I'm half "WHAT THE FUCK YOU CANT CHANGE THE RULES"
and the other half of me is thinking we got a very good deal, so meh...
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Really? I think we got fucking shafted compared to every single one of the cunts in office making the rules.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:35, Reply)

I would have thought that in order to do it they would have to get everyone on one of these
pre 1998 loans to sign to a new agreement, All you would need to do is refuse to sign. If they then change the terms you could get them for breach of contract.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:43, Reply)

According to that article
there is actually a provision in the load agreement that the terms can be retrospectively changed.

Which in itself is pretty disturbing that nobody spotted this before.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:46, Reply)

I dont think there was
I do recall going through it very carefully at the time.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:49, Reply)

I recall taking the money and running.
Bought a new guitar with the first one.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:54, Reply)

Yeah, but less shafted than the people now.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:53, Reply)

He looks more like my uncle Jim.
He was a mental evangelist cab driver with odd views on women. the whole family are not that sad that he's got something fatal.
(Comrade Quixote rides again!, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Are you saying you hope Kroney dies of face cancer?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:36, Reply)

I'm not seeing Chuckle Brother
So much as redneck
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:32, Reply)

So the new Black Sabbath album is actually pretty shit.
This is disappointing since I'm going to see them in December but then again, I don't reckon they'll play much from it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Really?
I'm taking a book.
( thealternativefact, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:38, Reply)

Your sig makes me both happy and sad.
I'm going to give the album a chance for another few listens.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Do it. I daren't ask A,
I'll get a three-hour critique.
( thealternativefact, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Are you going to Motorhead in Nov?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Nah. I'm going to see the Darkness with bekcyjizzbox though.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:43, Reply)

I think your decision-making abilities are a little suspect

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:48, Reply)

I think your face ability is a little suspect.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:52, Reply)

It's also not true
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1854804#post1854809
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:42, Reply)

You're right!
I must update it!
( thealternativefact, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:44, Reply)

They've been shit since about 1977
Do you have Past Lives? That is freakin AWSUM d00d.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:40, Reply)

You say that about everything, you mong.

( thealternativefact, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:41, Reply)

No I don't, you wanker.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:42, Reply)

AKSHERLLY Monty, you do.
It was the front page quote used on that feature that IDIOTS MONTHLY did on you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:42, Reply)

He missed it because he was holding it upside down again.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:43, Reply)

WHAT AN IDIOT!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Haha. Old man is angry.

( thealternativefact, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:42, Reply)

UPSET AND ANGRY
if you don't mind.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Not at all.

( thealternativefact, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:48, Reply)

Yes, but the second disc is terrible. They should remaster that shit and then it would be worth listening too
but as it is it's fucking gash.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:42, Reply)

But it *is* a remaster of that shit bootleg released in the 80s isn't it?
I have it on vinyl and there's a mastering error and the track sticks like a scratched CD. It's right at the end and whoever mastered it must have fucked off and left it running. The cunts are supposed to listen in full to all they do. I know this cos my pal who does this for Universal has got caught numerous times not checking what he's done. He once had X number of thousand CDs pressed (do you 'press' CDs?) which all had to be binned because he accidentally put some Norwegian black metal LP on them instead of a Xmas carols compilation.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:47, Reply)

So, this friend of yours that lost his job because downloading is killing music
was definitely not just fired for being fucking awful at his job?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:48, Reply)

No, he still works there.
His job has survived about five culls, by some fucking miracle. I think probably because they can't have no-one doing it, and his pay isn't brilliant so replacing him with a teenager would be more bother than it's worth.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Would have livened up the old folks Xmas party no end.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:51, Reply)

Also, only disc 1 is a remastered version of Live at Last
Disc 2 is an abortion of a collection of soundesk recordings and sounds fucking terrible. The fact that you like it puts my entire opinion of your opinions into doubt.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:51, Reply)

^ says the man paying money to see The Darkness

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:53, Reply)

^has a haircut like the one he has.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:53, Reply)

^nose stud

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:54, Reply)

It is a very sexy nose, you are correct.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:57, Reply)

mwah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:59, Reply)

I've got a euromillions ticket.
If I win the jackpot I'll have a bash and you're all invited!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:59, Reply)

It'll be at Pizza express obvs.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:59, Reply)

No point wasting that free bottle of Lambrini voucher, even if you are a multi-millionaire.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Exactly, and Pizza express are much more capable of having a large group of people in than some shitty mom and pop italian.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:02, Reply)

Fucking "local" restaurants should fuck off
big companies are clearly better otherwise they wouldn't be big.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Exactly, and they'll have proper food saftey training for their employees.
Proper ovens and stuff as well.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:08, Reply)

This is H-O-T!
m.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2013/jun/14/eyeball-licking-fetish-japanese-teenagers-sick
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:12, Reply)