With hollywood's current load of "Hire people who are unknown with british accents" thing, I could go for this....
metro.co.uk/2013/06/20/star-wars-episode-7-casting-call-seeking-several-leading-characters-3849287/?ITO=facebook

I'd fucking love a few hundred grand, maybe even a cool mill, to play someone in a film.

What 'bout you? Would you be in a film, what kind of film would you like to be in? etc etc
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:07, 44 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Isee you as a young Winston Churchll.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:09, Reply)

*Googles*
I think he only got his jowels later on life.

He's not famous enough to have his own movie, but I reckon I could pull of an Adam Richmen
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:11, Reply)

an



Obvious strikethrough is obvious
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:14, Reply)

Oh man, I'm now 30 something and I have a beard so if I'm not a pedo I can come accross as an intellectual.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:09, Reply)

Does having a beard contribute to looking intellectual?
I occasionally wear glasses as well.
Maybe I could apply after all.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:11, Reply)

I wear glasses all the time.
STOP STEALING MY GIG!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:11, Reply)

I have a beard and wear reading glasses.
Are you me?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:13, Reply)

What a horrible attitude, you can be a nonce _and_ an interllectual at the same time !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:12, Reply)

Saville was a member of Mensa...

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:14, Reply)

Wasn't he one of those pay-for-entry types though?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:17, Reply)

No idea,
I assumed you had to pass some sort of an exam to get your membership.
Or finger kids.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:19, Reply)

I thought, could be wrong, that you can pay for membership, or pay for invitation, or something like that.
In the same manor how an "IQ Test" doesn't always tell how "clever" someone is.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:26, Reply)

gonz gonz
check this out...

www.slattery.co.uk/irshop.aspx?section=productlist&product=450
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:19, Reply)

Oh woh', they look good.
My current "Best thing evah" are these: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuberdon
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:24, Reply)

You mean like a rent boy?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:23, Reply)

oh-you....

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:26, Reply)

I don't fit any of those descriptions :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:09, Reply)

Sorry for the stomp! :(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:12, Reply)

Woah
A 40-something male, fit, military type. All those hours of playing COD will come in useful after all
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:12, Reply)

You need more larping.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:14, Reply)

Foam swords are for retards

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:18, Reply)

I'd never heard of larping till last year,
when I saw it mentioned in a novel. I assumed it was invented for the book, until I googled it.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:21, Reply)

This about sums up LARPing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ04mfAY2BU

24 Secs
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:23, Reply)

That's enough to orgasm.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:25, Reply)

Im not too bad on the eye and don't flounce about too much for a gay
Shaved head is a bit of a typecast but With a lot of acting techniques I see myself as the next Bruce Willis.

Failing that, an action Julian Clary
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:18, Reply)

It could be the next breed of action hero
we have done the muscles & the Kung Fu, you could style your dress on the baddie out of commando.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:22, Reply)

It's eggs for nom time.
Might go for poached, getting bored with scrambled.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:36, Reply)

They appear not to be looking for middle aged housewhales.
I shall now sit and cry into my tin of Quality Street.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:36, Reply)

Ask him to write in the daughter of Jabba part

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:38, Reply)

I'm not going begging to that tube necked cunt.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:39, Reply)

What a wanker, eh?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:40, Reply)

going begging to that tube necked cunt prepared to lose weight for a role in this film
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:40, Reply)

lose weight have a sex change or lose twenty years
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:47, Reply)

I was referring to the Jabba's daughter role.
And now you've ruined it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:48, Reply)

WTN

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:51, Reply)