I think a nice house overlooking the sea in Brighton would be nice.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 20:52, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What would you buy for Ma, Gonz?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 20:53, Reply)

Aside never having a bill again and all that, i'd do up the bits in her place that she wants done up...
... and i'd get her some kind of first-class 'open ticket' to go on any cruise in a fleet at any point she wants, for life.

Not sure if such a thing exists, but for the sort of money we're talking about, I think I can make it happen.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:00, Reply)

That's a really nice sentiment Gonz......
or is it just a way of keeping mum away

so you can get lots of party girls round?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:02, Reply)

Hah, I left home at 18 or soo so it's only myself whos cockblocking me with the party girls.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:06, Reply)

I could just imagine you having three party girls in a gaint unleven bread
all covered in the food you like then.......

DING DONG.......It's mum let me in

at least if she is on a long cruise you don't have to put up with that
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:19, Reply)

Buballas all over the show

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:40, Reply)

Now you get it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:41, Reply)

Brighton is shit
Unless you're a massive homo
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 20:55, Reply)

And as we learnt earlier, Gonz is Ewok sized.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 20:57, Reply)

I hear the land is cheap on the forest moon of endor

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:00, Reply)

Brighton is awesome ! I love it there.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:01, Reply)

you have been to Cornwall haven't you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:02, Reply)

I'm sure I have, but don't recall it.
I'm an urban kindda fella though and Cornwall doesn't strike me as the most urban of places.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:06, Reply)

As long as you're close to Penzance
you can fly anywhere you need to, the Atlantic ocean is the sound track that would keep me happy for the rest of my life
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:16, Reply)

I think Brighton to Gatwick would give more options internationally.
I think that I don't drive is influencing me though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:22, Reply)

141m and you're still to tight to get a taxi

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:24, Reply)

Haha, it's more that I like being able to pick up fags at 2 in the morning.
This talk of Cornwall though has reminded me that I have scones, clotted cream and cherry preserve... and oh god its the best thing ever.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:28, Reply)

A cream tea is a good thing
I haven't had clotted cream in quite some time
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:34, Reply)

There isn't much better, plus I microwave the scone too.
I reckon you should change that, not having one yonks, and treat yourself this weekend.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:43, Reply)

There are only certain things I can only eat in the right place
A Cornish cream tea is never right unless I can see and hear the Atlantic rollers crashing on the rocks.

Maybe TuiB is right I might be a Weirdo Prick
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:48, Reply)

I'm quite perceptive

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:51, Reply)