Man I am fed up.
Really, really fed up.

Are you fed up? Perhaps someone you know is fed up? Tell us about your fed up woes.

Alt: fed up
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:41, 35 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

If I were a tennis player I would be Roger Feduperer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:42, Reply)

If I were a US legal department I would be the Federal Bureau of Up.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:42, Reply)

Were I a terminally unfunny dog-based newspaper cartoon I would be Fed (up) Basset

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:43, Reply)

etc

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:45, Reply)

I'm in the pub and my beer is getting low :(

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:50, Reply)

It's Peroni tastes the same as everything else

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:51, Reply)

That was fucking weird.
Kronenbourg is dark in colour and quite flavourful, Red Stripe tastes of chemicals, Peroni is pale and light,. Bud is sweet, Budvar is another dark and strong tasting one ETC ETC. I was really confused by that little interlude, they're all well different if you ask me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:52, Reply)

People being stupid on the internet.
Why are you federal eUroPe
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:54, Reply)

I'm tired.
I'm fed up with being poor, my job is boring, I don't want to sell my flat, blah blah nothing major, just a wave of irritation and feddy-uppiness crashed over me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:57, Reply)

Still, fuck it, eh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 18:00, Reply)

All bullshit, you can see your daughter and your girlfriend has big tits. essentials

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 18:00, Reply)

creeeeeeeeeeeeepy creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 20:33, Reply)

If you sell your flat you can change jobs.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 18:17, Reply)

it's a thought

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 18:23, Reply)

Well you won't need the job in the way you do now
So that'll give you options.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 18:26, Reply)

it will be a new experience I suppose

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 18:56, Reply)

i have to go to client drinks now
that's 4 hours of small talk with randoms :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 18:13, Reply)

oh you're think you've got it bad, I'm going to have to hide my toxic personality for 4 hours of drinking on expenses.
#translation
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 19:57, Reply)

sigh... i wonder what it's like to have a REAL job where you have to get clients and work with people... or to be able to pass an interview and get offered anything...
#translation

you'll never know, because you come across as a know-it-all twat in a cheap suit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 20:31, Reply)

its funny because you don't realise you were being a cunt

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 0:31, Reply)

it's funny because you're such an autist that you can only take things literally
how have you not bored yourself to death yet? there'll be a few tips on Wikipedia, I'm sure.

also it shows that you have absolutely no idea what client do's are like. absolutely none. but you keep on highlighting your ignorance.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Don't worry mate.
I know she was your favorite Nolan, but the others aren't that bad.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 18:16, Reply)

A little, maybe
But I can easily dull that sensation with drugs and alcohol.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 18:19, Reply)

I'm not fed up, but I'm here for you big guy, when you're ready to talk.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Jul 2013, 18:23, Reply)

Not fed up as such, just bored.
Another hour and a half of "work" to go.
I use the term loosely as all I'm doing is playing Candy Cunt on my phone.

What's up Monty, old bean?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 18:27, Reply)

nowt major
Just being a boo hooing prick
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 18:54, Reply)

Something good will be just round the corner
I flirted with unemployment last year after redundancy (just before my holiday in Ibiza). It was an awful time not having money to spare and having to eat value shit. Just remember there's a LOT of folk in an even more desperate situation than you, and, with time it will get better.

If life just milled along at a steady pace you'd be bored then too!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 19:02, Reply)

Me too man, i'm fucking bored at work, I don't feel i've done any real coding for months, just patching up other people's stuff and dealing with clients. Except for one little project, which can't be launched because collegue-at-client is being a dick.
And I work from home now because work is fucking shithole and really far away, so I miss out on all the social stuff and all the good stuff. Everything I do these days I have to wait on other people.

I'm reckon its time to move on
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 18:28, Reply)

I'll be less fed up when you get here and we start drinking. Mind you, I've already started.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 18:30, Reply)

two minutes bruv

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 18:48, Reply)

my thing hasn't worked, it's all shit I hate it hold me

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 18:39, Reply)

yeah go on then

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 18:49, Reply)