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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The whole fucking lot of them are a Lord of the Rings/Conan hybrid.
Formulaic to an almost zen-like level and utterly without merit.
(, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 8:40, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
I've never bothered with Tolkien either.
Sometimes you just know that something isn't for you.
(, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 8:42, Reply)
The Hobbit was a childhood favourite of mine.
His expert knowledge of Northern European folklore/language etc made him capable of creating an entirely plausible world which every other prick since has struggled to come near to.
(, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 8:44, Reply)
He taught my grandma at Oxford, fact faneroonies.

(, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 8:46, Reply)
Helms deep is also based on Cheddar Gorge Factfans

(, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 8:47, Reply)
I was Helms Deep in YM last night

(, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 8:49, Reply)
I hope you didn't gorge yourself to much

(, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 8:50, Reply)
Now there's a money-spinning hole in the ground, if ever there was one.
50 quid it cost me to take the tangle family in there a month or so ago.
(, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 8:52, Reply)
It's not even vegetarian Cheddar.

(, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 8:53, Reply)
Calf-murdering yokel pricks.

(, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 8:56, Reply)
I did the cheese factory tour it fucking reeks
There is a sweet shop there that makes taffy from scratch that you can go and watch.
(, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 8:56, Reply)
Do they still race the open top coach down the gorge road?
It was worth the money just for that
(, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 8:54, Reply)
I watched the first part of the film a few weeks back and having also read the book
I can see that wingnut films or whatever are trying to milk the fuck out of it by stretching it over 3 parts
(, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 8:47, Reply)
Yup, there aren't three films in it.
It's one of the reasons it's a better book than Lord of the Rings, because it doesn't drag on so much.
(, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 8:48, Reply)
I have read both and LOTR was extremely hard work at times

(, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 8:50, Reply)
Some heavy editing would have improved it a great deal.

(, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 8:52, Reply)
The whole Tom Bombadill bit could be fucked off
They have introduced him in the "Unexpected Journey" film WHY....JUST WHY?
(, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 8:55, Reply)
I hate Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Bikini.

(, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 8:57, Reply)
It's no agadoo that's for sure

(, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 8:59, Reply)
I believe that's Black Lace.
He was the villain in 'Robin Hood: Men In Tights'
(, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:00, Reply)
stop wearing it then, no one's forcing you.

(, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 8:59, Reply)
Actually the reason I've been away was that I'd been Fritzl'd by Timmy Mallet.

(, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:00, Reply)
Three times I've stopped after about 50-75 pages. I won't be trying it a fourth.
I got as far as halfway throughthe second film before I accepted that it bored me to tears in any form.
(, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 8:54, Reply)
We read parts of it in school, something to do with first world war perspectives
So I thought I may as well wallow through the rest of it and wallow I did
(, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:01, Reply)
Last night I dreamt I'd written The Hobbit.
Woke up this morning and realised I'd been Tolkien in my sleep.
(, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:15, Reply)
ho ho

(, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:31, Reply)

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