Especially when you draw your other half's attention to it.
I like to clap in time, and a squeak is rubbish:

"Clap, clap, clappity clap pfft" is tantamount to telling them you're impotent.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:02, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Or that your sphincter is wider than a dead Sarlacc.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Mine is still annoyed at me after she was cuddling up to me during an emotional part of a film, and I let loose an afternoon-ale-session-driven fart
Fuck me, it reeked.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:11, Reply)

I honestly don't understand all this.
We were at a wedding (oop nurth, it must be said) at which during the ribaldry and B4NT3R it became clear that pretty much everyone except me and Monty (cough) regularly broke wind in front of their partners - or in each other's faces etc. I just don't get it. Why on earth would you do that?
( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:18, Reply)

The doris and I don't do this, either.

( Kroney, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:19, Reply)

It's just so...common.

( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:20, Reply)

you save the windy love for stunned, right?
i'd NEVER do that. urgh.

some blokes do, some don't. greggshat never did, but he would text me from the pub toilets to say, "just having an unexpected shit, swipe."

RANK.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Again, why?
I am at a loss. You want to preserve some level of attraction to each other, surely?

Taking a power-dump with the door open and then talking about it is just not my idea of sexy. Call me weird.
( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:22, Reply)

People fart.
When you're in a relationship, you might as well enjoy doing so.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Bingo.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Yes, common people enjoy bingo too, I am told.

( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:25, Reply)

My guts were screaming, I'd been holding it in for a bit
Didn't realise it was going to smell so bad.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:24, Reply)

One excuses oneself to the bathroom
farts with the fan on, returns. Everybody politely ignores the incident.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:43, Reply)