2013 - good year or bad
Has this year been good to you or bad to you? Why?

Alt:
Fuck off - weekend plans?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:57, 254 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

good... Bought house,
still living... Have both feet... liver just about clinging on despite my best efforts. Cant grumble really
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:05, Reply)

feetlols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Much better than last year, in which Mrs V was made redundant, family feuds reached argument status, and people generally acted the cunt all around us.
This year she got a job in January, went permanent in February, and has just passed her "6-month" probation. She loves it, is surrounded by pretty lads who play in metal bands, and next week we're off to the states.

Alt: holiday shopping again (we failed pretty miserably last week, and ended up in the pub), and meeting friends.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:11, Reply)

I don't get why being made redundant is such a big thing in people's lives.
You get a few months pay to doss about and find more jobs, which is well easy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Not if you have to fend for yourself.
The council tax didn't cover my private rent so had to still pay that, and bills, all on jobseekers?
Suppose it's also my fault for never saving
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:15, Reply)

But you get your redundancy fee that sees you straight for a month or soo.
Didn't even think of of jobseekers to get on top of that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:22, Reply)

Yeah - it's a piece of piss.
You're basically on holiday for a couple of months, dicking around.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Not entirely, you gotta go to a job interview a couple of times a week and make some calls.
But you're mostly right there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Yes, I know.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Haha yeah.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:17, Reply)

All sounds good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:14, Reply)

It does. It's increasingly hard for me to do any work because I'm well excited and just dossing about here and on Youtube.
Friday, innit.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:18, Reply)

No one really expects anyone to do any work on a Friday though, do they?
Well, apart from Rory. I bet he's a right mean boss.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:34, Reply)

I bet he beats his servants.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:42, Reply)

I can confirm that Mrs V "Loves It"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:17, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Pfft.
Of course you can.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Touche

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:32, Reply)

Good.
In a nice relationship and a good job. No fuss.

last year I flirted with redundancy and that was not a nice experience at all.

Alt. Having a smoke and cooking. Much like any other.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Quite frankly this year can fuck off
Stresses of moving house, plumbers being cunts, running out of cash, mother-in-law carking it, my parents being fucking idiots, etc.,etc....
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:17, Reply)

Continuation of last years shit - now with added shit!
Debt, depression, breakdown of relationship, family problems. It's been a hoot.
Last year was redundancy and bereavement.
Not sure which was better.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:17, Reply)

Not bad this year
Lots happening at home and at work. Can't complain really.

Alt: There's a chilli festival happening this weekend, but I've found out that it's 9 quid a ticket. They can get fucked as far as I'm concerned.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:22, Reply)

It's alright, not great, not shit. Didn't get to see that Pacific Rim film at the iMax, so that was a disapointment.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:23, Reply)

I think it's been pretty good
But then I'm pretty easily pleased.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:25, Reply)

I've learned to appreciate small things
Like someone making you a decent cup of coffee, or having a really nice mackerel sandwich. If it wasn't for these small victories I'd still be wandering around in the grip of darkness and despair.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:29, Reply)

This is excellent advice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:36, Reply)

Where are you going to find someone who can make you a cup of coffee how you like it though?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:41, Reply)

I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I'm asking him to change his lattes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Started off alright, got difficult in spring/early summer
looking like it might turn out rather well, 2014 will be a cracker, I reckon.
( Kroney, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Unless your flatmate ruins it all with some unexpected personal disaster.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:36, Reply)

some YET ANOTHER
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:38, Reply)

She'll drag him down, sporto. You mark my words.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:39, Reply)

He'll soon surrender to her whiles....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:40, Reply)

ugh

( Kroney, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:41, Reply)

GET TO FUCK
You said she was hot and you'd fuck the crack of dawn if up early enough
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:42, Reply)

She's like a sister to me, now.
I'm not Enzyme, you know.
( Kroney, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:43, Reply)

not Enzyme Bert
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:45, Reply)

is it december already
I must have been asleep
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Fucking hell
Afternoon Cavy!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:35, Reply)

afternoon
s'up?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Nuttin'
I've had beer and stared at breasts so everything is OK with the world
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:38, Reply)

Alright C.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:38, Reply)

alright
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( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:39, Reply)

How's it hanging?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:43, Reply)

I think it's to do with gravity

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Sounds alright.
Had any larp fun of late?
Or too busy?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:45, Reply)

last one was back in June or something
next one is in a couple of weeks' time?

How's wp land?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Pretty good, last day in the pub today.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:49, Reply)

already?
New career ready to go?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Got a course to train as an electrician.
Bit nervous now I've started reading all the books.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:53, Reply)

bLue Left
bRown Right
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)

you'll be fine
the whole point of learning things is that you don't know stuff yet.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)

An astute observation

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:45, Reply)

you'd be suprised how many people are reluctant to
join up on courses because "...oh, I don't know anything about [insert subject of course]"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:07, Reply)

So far so good, big things afoot,
The next part of this year is going to be, interesting.

Alt: there's one of the biggest meteor storms in about 100 years peaking over the weekend, gonna go lie on the roof of a narrow boat, smoke weed, drink beer and look at the sky with some good friends.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:38, Reply)

Leonid or Perseid?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Big Persied shower.
Look to the east young cow.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:42, Reply)

East is good - sea is that way.
I shall late night wander with my gay dog
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Awww, with the sea east you'll have a great view
I'm well jell.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Needs MOAR weed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Surely you can go score some from a local scrote?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Whitley Lodge doesn't DO scrotes
Unfortunately
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Get creative, have your gin straight.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:48, Reply)

^ plan ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:49, Reply)

ooh
meteors!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Perseid. East. Next 5 days. Peak tomoz. Possible fireballs.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:46, Reply)

XL5?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:46, Reply)

I don't get this.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:47, Reply)

youngy

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:48, Reply)

Jesus

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:04, Reply)

excellent
I shall have to find a dark, creepy beach to hang out on and not look dodgy in any way
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:48, Reply)

I need a piss.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:42, Reply)

From your post up there, you don't seem a very happy man.
Sorry about that.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Thanks for your concern. I am on the mend. I hope.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Well, come to a bash or something, I'm planning on finally attending one soon if I can.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:48, Reply)

I may well do. Meet some other mentals and that.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:49, Reply)

I might have a christmas bash at my house
for GOLD members only, of course
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:50, Reply)

He's the man
The man with the GOOOOOLDEN COCK
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:51, Reply)

The gold membership is shockingly easy to obtain
All you have to do is show some vague interest in turning up. Even then you'll still get the membership card, it's up to you whether or not you use it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:53, Reply)

*applies online*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:53, Reply)

*enters bank account details*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:53, Reply)

*rescues nigerian prince*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:55, Reply)

*opens trunk box containing $$$*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:56, Reply)

*tells secrets the financial sector don't WANT you to hear*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:58, Reply)

*pre-approves*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)

*increases credit rating*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)

*sets up direct debit to weekly savings ISA*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:55, Reply)

*approves of sound financial decision*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:56, Reply)

*shakes hand with bank manager 20 years his junior*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Never discuss money with someone who earns less than you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Aw why do they have to make it so much effort :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:55, Reply)

You don't have to speak to the auditors Tangled, I DO!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:57, Reply)

I don't envy you, man.
Not one bit.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:58, Reply)

Fucking TIN here.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Hey, if it's good enough for the periodic table, it's good enough for me

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)

Are you the gold commander then?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Do you not realise who you are talking to there?
That's Two Hats.
Yes, THE Two Hats.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:56, Reply)

I didn't know! I didn't know.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:58, Reply)

Is this a gay thing?
Because if it is, then yes.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:57, Reply)

maybe......

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:59, Reply)

*reply only visible to gold account members*

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:52, Reply)

*sigh* maybe one day

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Haha, yes it IS a bit like that very funny thing that happened once, isn't it!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:53, Reply)

I remember something funny happening. It was good, and we all laughed.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)

I promise I will do a B4sh next year too.
Pinkie promise
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Not bein' gay or nuffin', but I reckon you'd be well safe to meet.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Aside from being ill this werk
Things have been generally excellent
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:44, Reply)

It has improved massively since I moved out on April. Also got better when I finished going to Poland all the bloody time.
One good thing about the divorce is I have learned who my real friends are. Plus, I probably spend more time with micro everyday than I used to when I was still with her mother.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:45, Reply)

This is a good thing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:50, Reply)

It really is. Amongst those that have been great are Monty, Lusty & Stunned, as well as IRL friends if you know what I mean.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 14:55, Reply)

I certainly do

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:03, Reply)

The weekend away camping with 'em particularly really made a difference.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Apart from shitting in a sawdust bog.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:06, Reply)

No one likes that
Spent a couple of weeks surfing in France, sleeping in my van, which meant mainy using Frenchpublic crappers. Would've given my left nut for a proper bog seat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:10, Reply)

And decent shitroll. Life is difficult enough sometimes without poor shitroll.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:12, Reply)

The three pillars of civilisation
Hot water, good dentistry and soft toilet paper

I prefer to call them shit tickets
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:17, Reply)

The fourth being always get your round in. Nothing worse than being in a group and some cunt swerves their round.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:18, Reply)

I like to get in there early, particularly in a big group
So when you are pissed up people just bring you drinks
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:21, Reply)

^^This

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:27, Reply)

It's certainly a dramatic one.
Massive highs (LOL) and lows.

Saying goodbye to being a homeowner for the first time since 1999 and waving goodbye to a home I love (and keep whining ON AND FUCKING ON about) upsets me far more than it logically should.

BUT...
Having started the year with legal process and the fucking POLICE involved in my attempts to be a half-decent father, and then not seeing my kid for fucking MONTHS as a result, compared with the full on every weekend and more overnight access, trips away etc. This shit makes my money tedium pale into insignificance.

So on the whole, I'll say 2013 isn't bad at all. Nice to have a summer, too.

Plus I'm looking forward to being able to not rely on poor old Lusty so much, and to treating the poor sod to some good times to say thanks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:27, Reply)

tl:dr shut up, boo hoo, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:28, Reply)

You can move in with me, if you like.
I've got experience with overly-dramatic, bawling bloo bloo flatmates.
( Kroney, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:30, Reply)

No thanks, I'm a racist.
No offence.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Why would I be offended?

( Kroney, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:34, Reply)

You French cunts love taking offence, I dunno

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Dunno why you mentioned racism, either.
She's not a white girl that lives in a caravan, squatting on somebody else's land and making money out of nicking anything that's not nailed down, she's just Indian.

I don't think you know what racism means, my boy.
( Kroney, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:37, Reply)

I didn't know there was a brunswick involved as well,
all I knew was, you're French, and that was more than enough to keep me well away.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:39, Reply)

That's libellous.
You might want to reconsider that post.
( Kroney, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:40, Reply)

It was a bit long, but I read it none the less.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:31, Reply)

Haha unlucky you mug

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:35, Reply)

A good read. Would read again. 7/10

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:38, Reply)

hey Montle

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:29, Reply)

yo nig

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:30, Reply)

I'm glad you're getting your shit together, you know
The stuff with the house is a bummer, but that'll settle itself in time.

Now take off those glasses and kiss me, you fool.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:32, Reply)

the stuff with the house is you're
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Thanks for that, Malcolm Smuggeridge

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:36, Reply)

There are some things i miss from here most of all.
Strikethroughs, that Jimmy Hill picture, references to noone and this
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:40, Reply)

hahah
edit: this is one of my most childish and therefore favourite bits of striking through of recent times:

b3ta.com/questions/exposed/post2042816
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:45, Reply)

That is rather good
This weeks QOTW is going extremely well, I think
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:50, Reply)

I'd like to buy the fellow who came up with it a jolly old pint, I would.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:52, Reply)

If I were that fellow, I'd let you

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Splendid

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:50, Reply)

Well that changes EVERYTHING

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Yeah go on then, why not

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Man, you are in for a treat!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:39, Reply)

Which cunt got Sting involved?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:30, Reply)

Me, look I needed a reggae-inflected bassist and he was the go-to guy, OK?
I may not like his politics, his voice, his wife, any of his records or the cut of his jib but de mon got riddim.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:31, Reply)

But he doesn't use soap

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Especially not after hours of tantric spunking.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:33, Reply)

Anyone who gets Sting involved is a cunt.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:31, Reply)

But Stewart Copeland seems so nice

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Nope. Cunt.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Huh, well you live and learn

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:36, Reply)

Andy Summers lent Hendrix his first guitar upon his arrival in the UK with Chas Chandler, fact fans
and was in psychedelic band Dantalion's Chariot.

So he's alright too
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:37, Reply)

I KNEW it

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:39, Reply)

Isn't Copeland's dad some massive deal in the FBI/CIA or summat?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:44, Reply)

I do not know
I know he writes theme tunes for tv shows though. Stewart, not his dad.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Naaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh. Cunt.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:39, Reply)

Nah bruv I swear down

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:44, Reply)

Don't chat shit bruv, you know I got dat knowledge yeah?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Imma shank you mate, honest to God Imma shank you

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:47, Reply)

s t


My pleasure.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:49, Reply)

YOU'VE TRICKED ME

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:51, Reply)

Not for the last time!
*Skips down the road to the 4 o'clock beer club*
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:52, Reply)

You will always be a Homo Nerr in my eyes Monts

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:56, Reply)

just a suggestion, as a girl....
maybe try calling her "gorgeous wonderful lusty" rather than "poor old lusty"

we girls like that sort of shit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:10, Reply)

153/4

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:33, Reply)

Balls.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:33, Reply)

Is that still going on?
Have they not decided who's best yet?
( Kroney, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:35, Reply)

It's 50/50

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:36, Reply)

50/50 YESSSSSS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:38, Reply)

35/8 YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:39, Reply)

*narrows eyes*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:41, Reply)

Again? Really?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Yes. Really.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:45, Reply)

I see.
*narrows eyes, narrower than Monty's*
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:46, Reply)

*orders 'flied lice'*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:47, Reply)

*puts lampshade on head*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Someone in work has just cancelled a meeting because
'The Red Arrows are up at the balloon fiesta, and I haven't seen them this year'.

That works. 4pm finish is on the cards now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Be careful.
Emvee may have ventured from his Finsbury Park bedsit to take part in the fun.

Next thing you know you're farting a double-12.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:51, Reply)

Best excuse for getting out of doing some work I've heard so far in my company
We won't be able to get that done in time...that's the week we put up our christmas decorations
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:53, Reply)

So going home to peruse your grumble collection?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:58, Reply)

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLets Get Reeeeeeeeady For Grumblllllllllllllllllllllllle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:01, Reply)

tee hee

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:03, Reply)

Watch him wreck the "mic".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:05, Reply)

psyche

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:07, Reply)

ZOWIE, CAVY!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:08, Reply)

oh for Christ's sake

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:09, Reply)

CAAAPTAIN CAAAAAVEMAOOAOAAAOAAOAAAN

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:09, Reply)

i feel so popular

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:09, Reply)

too sleeeew.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:10, Reply)

I don't think I've ever been this bored before

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:08, Reply)

Talk to yourself in the mirror and come back and say that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:09, Reply)

Wow, you were right!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:11, Reply)

I was just chatting to myself whilst having a chicken piddle.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:14, Reply)

That sounds great!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:20, Reply)

163/5

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:13, Reply)

I'm warning you, son

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:14, Reply)

Well it was either a cricket update or something about the Red Arrows
Who are making a lot of noise and causing the local seagull population to panic.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:19, Reply)

or something altogether different

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:20, Reply)

well start a new thread

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:21, Reply)

well maybe I will.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:31, Reply)

Good year so far ta.
Business on the up. Loved ones all healthy.
Alt. Alfresco get together at mine, weather permitting.
If raining, village hall.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:22, Reply)

fresco get together at mine, weather permitting.
If raining, village hall is a cunt
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:25, Reply)

simple elegant and clean on the finish
Would read again
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:34, Reply)