With utter joy and a song in my heart..
..I shall be taking my youngest son to a birthday party at one of those fabulous soft-play warehouses. I'll get to chit-chat with all the other parents! What's that? Nonono, the conversation WILL be stimulating and they're not all unbearable cunts to a man/woman. I am delighted for this opportunity to delay my reaching a state of alcoholic stupor.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:43, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Poor old 'Bill Clay'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:44, Reply)

Poor old 'Bill Clay'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:44, Reply)

Poor old 'Me'

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:45, Reply)

Spark up a zute and jump in the ballpit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:46, Reply)

This isn't 'Grown Ups 2' y'know

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:48, Reply)

donna what that is, soz.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:50, Reply)

s'alright, I had to google 'zute'
I thought it was a suit
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:54, Reply)

I think it might be a regonal term for it maybe. donno.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 17:02, Reply)

Poor old ANDREW MARR

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Speaking of unbearable cunts
I had a stupid bint on the phone this afternoon complaining that when she rang the fax number we'd given her, all she could hear was beeping noises.

After a lot of tedious back-and-forth questioning, it transpired that she didn't actually have the document she needed to fax us; she didn't have a fax machine anyway; and she was a dozy fucking mare.

I begin to understand why Kroney is so ready to murder.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Because he's an unbearable cock?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:50, Reply)

's an has
( Kroney, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:56, Reply)

B3th, they've made The Shard. They've made The Girkin. Watches have Bluetooth and Mobile Phones have put the Digital Camera industry into disarray.....
.... Fax Machines have gone the way of the dinosours.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:52, Reply)

had a stupid bint on the phone this afternoon complaining that when she rang the fax number we'd given her, all she could hear was beeping noises.

After a lot of tedious back-and-forth questioning, it transpired that she didn't actually have the document she needed to fax us; she didn't have a fax machine anyway; and she was a dozy fucking mare.

I begin to understand why Kroney is so ready to murder am one
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:57, Reply)

Oh...
YOU!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 17:07, Reply)

What am I li-ike eh?!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 17:10, Reply)

A benny tied to a tree.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 17:14, Reply)

Poor old Bill Clay.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 16:49, Reply)