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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 17:37,
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Hi Doc!!!!How's the crazy mixed-up world of Doccy F been today?
I've been rather shortstaffed so I've had to work a bit. Fucking outrageous.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 17:40,
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Great fun man, I've been having a ball.You need to get on top of that work situation, they're taking you for a fool. This place need your input, you need to get your priorities right.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 17:43,
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Let's have an innings each then compare. It looks like a cracking pitch that may crack upOn about day 3 1/2
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 17:58,
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I'm with joggers hereplus, Shane Watson has obviously sold every single fucking soul in Australia to the devil before today, the amount of luck he's had.
And as we speak he's out. And I still reckon 350 is below bar batting first at the Oval, so let's see.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:02,
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What ho Monty.Work for me as well, just got done.
Energy cert is a legal requirement that gives you A, B, C etc rating depending if you've got loft insulation etc. it's as much use to the purchaser as a cactus dildo hut the govt and the brief get a fee so it must be fair.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 17:55,
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That was a joke system & a rip off. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:01,
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Oddly the equivalent works fucking brilliantly up here.but since the initial offer is legally binding up here, you can't get fucked over in anything like the ways you can in England and the whole system is almost pleasant. Apart from blind sealed bids, but only prick sellers still use that.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:05,
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Blah blah, everything's better in Scotland You wait till that bloated ball of sausage meat is in charge, then there will be trouble
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:09,
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Everything really isn't at all better in ScotlandBut a property system where you're legally bound by your offer and moving date from day 1 so you can't be gazumped and you don't spend months planning for something only to get fucked over because nothing is in any way binding until 2 weeks before you actually move?
Only a fucking retard would think that's not better, Nakers.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:11,
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I've always thought the Hibernian system should have been extended to Englandand having genes in both camps I'm not biased. The Scottish law is for people. The English law is for briefs.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:17,
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Silly fat bitch sitting next to me on the train is pissing me right off.Twice her fucking bag has fallen off the table onto my ipad knocking it over, and spilling my fucking coffee everywhere. My suggestion to 'just put it on the fucking floor' gots me looks like *I* was in the wrong.
She's reading a book now. I'm gonna look up the ending and tell her just as I alight the train.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:03,
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what is she readingwe should judge her on that
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:05,
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I have never read a patricia cornwell bookbut it's from the crime section and I have little respect for that.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:09,
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More of a spot the dog/where's wally fan?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:10,
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if it's got pictures init's more artistic
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:13,
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No one agrees when I point out the artistic merit in Razzle and Fiesta(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:16,
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It may have been christened Artistic Merit, but in most places it's called Fanny.
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Phwoar look at the artistic merit on that!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:22,
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I dunno about thatfucking up her enjoyment of the book is well "active" aggressive
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:06,
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Active aggression would be staying on the train until her stopThen following her home and brutally murdering her
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:07,
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She's actively being a careless thoughtless cunt(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:10,
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I think that's "overactive aggression"Passive aggression would be looking up the ending of the book but not telling her, and just moaning on here about it.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:12,
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The ending is, The train crashes and she's the only survivor.So she nicks your iPad.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:29,
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I've been waiting for this call to arms for months(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:04,
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OffishulJim Davidson is not a nonce, says BBC.
The state of good old British justice takes another blow.
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Have they confirmed him as an unfunny cunt yet?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:18,
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did we not assume that anyway?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:19,
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i'm just in from Milton Keynes.I tell you what Boyce, i'm enjoying the course,mbut i'm really not enjoying driving there and back at peak times. Actually, getting there isn't too bad because we start at 8am, but getting back, traffic at 5pm around that area is wanker city.
Can some of you lot suggest a pod cast or audio book or something for me to listen to in the car?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:19,
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Tregorny tree fayre: a memoirBy m Boyce
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:22,
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Tarmac and tarmacing: sweet dreams are paved with thisR Lyon
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:22,
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you know, sometimes it's really obvious why they call you all those horrid names.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:24,
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this is the politest and yet most crushing zing I've ever seen. (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:27,
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That's what the man who jumped off the Empire State Building said.
Please don't emulate, it's a joke and I like you.
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My soul is soothed by your not wanting me to kill myself.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:45,
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If I had to chose, Id go head first. Tom Daley style.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:58,
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Artistic merit matters once again. Mind you, if you survived you'd be shorter than Battered. But dead.
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Miniscule, apparently. Smaller than Dozer, which is hard to imagine. Better dress sense, though.
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How tall are you? Gonz is officially the smallest at 5'5".
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:34,
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B3ta never lets the truth get in the way of a meme. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:38,
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Wild wood, the chutney ferret storyG Jay
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:24,
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I'M REALLY GLAD THIS CHUTNEY THING IS CATCHING ON!!!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:12,
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garagepunk.com has some good podcasts.And some shite ones mind
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:26,
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Hello Windy PigSuggestion for your journeys, Ted Talks. Short podcasts on a variety of subjects, mainly science , techy, new thinking etc. free download off itunes and if you subscribe you automatically get new ones as they come out. Try a few cos it's unlikely anyone would find each and every one interesting. They are on video but I just load 'em on my apple cart and listen as I drive. If you give them a go let me know what you think.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:40,
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Seconded.Some cracking stuff on there, though I've only ever watched them on YouTube. Will try on my phone if I can sort out a card.
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Oi Oi!!!!Fucking hell, today has been hard work. It comes to something when you dread taking even two days off from work for fear of a mammoth catch up.
Still, least I know Im needed.
What's the update on the old property from, Monters?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:11,
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He asked Shakin Stevens round to do some work on it.Sadly, Shaky didn't have time to fix the ceiling or the floor.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:24,
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I think I'm starting to understand why Shaky Never made it big in Poland.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:34,
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He performed in Poznan in Feb. I nearly went to the gig. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:35,
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No that was the Irish singer, Poznan Pat.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:43,
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urrrrgh is there anything more depressing than having to come back to work after the gym?is there??
oh yes, the "dinner" menu for those who are stuck here past 8. pro: is free. con: tonight is rank
Soup:
Chicken, ginger & coconut
French Pistou
Carve Bar:
Pulled pork sandwich with a homemade, tangy apple sauce
Main Dish:
Classic chilli con carne with sour cream
Smoked mackerel coulibac
Vegetarian:
Tomato, onion & goats' cheese tart with a rocket salad
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:33,
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depending on where it is focussed, that could be a good thing(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:36,
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Yes. Looking at your face for one. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:35,
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Swindon Town is the only football league clubWithout any letters from the word Mackerel in its name.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:43,
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You haven't replied to my reply to your gaz. Slightly concerned by your news. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:45,
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wtf is coulibac?to be fair to them, they do a great job, they try v hard to keep the breakfast, lunch and dinner menus varied, and the restaurant is really nice. but it always feels like canteen food to me. it's the hot lights, i think.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:53,
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It's spelt Coulibiac. It's a type of fish pie.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:56,
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oh that explains itthey often spell things wrong and we have no idea what they mean. they also like to swap the days around, often with distressing results, if you are all excited about the homemade pizza, which they do really well, and you get up there, and it's some shite like cauliflower and broccoli curry...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:59,
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You should have the soupAnd then complain it has hair in it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:44,
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i thought you'd looked up pistonthen i realised you were having a ginger crack. you, of all people.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:52,
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Sorry.Nothing personal. This board was one a laugh a minute. Not these days.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:54,
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Get that apple sauce off the pulled pork and replace with something savoury NOW!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:45,
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YESi mean, as a veggie i don't eat pork, but fruit in savoury stuff is just fucking WRONG
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:51,
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my friend orders chicken and pineapplegross
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:59,
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As long as she pays for her half eh?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:01,
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If it's ok I'll ditch the main and go for soup, pork butty and tart.If I knew what a Pistou was I might have that as well.
What did you end up having?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:47,
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it sounds distressingly like pistoni won't be having any of it. i had a heavier lunch than normal, and am stiff from the gym - it puts me off eating dinner, as i kind of think, what was the point of that hour of pain then??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:51,
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Good attitude going on there by the sound of it.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:25,
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Fucking marmite on toast for me.Might go shopping again one day.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:54,
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You mentioned buying a barge hippy?Nice one, I lived in a cruiser for a few years, fucking mega fun on the water. Can I still have your Hawkwind ticket pleeeeeeeesssssssee? Love and kisses, Bear Pookie.
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