evening
I've just had a Lucky Chip burger in the Sebright Arms, it was v nice. Remembered too late that Hook Island Red is salty as fuck but I'm drinking Heatwave which is much nicer.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 20:51, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Talking in code is fun!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 20:53, Reply)

google anything in capitals you spaz

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:27, Reply)

alright LiC
I just opened a bottle of 2008 Moet.

Did you ever buy that whisky?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 20:54, Reply)

I just opened a can of 2013 Guinness

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 20:56, Reply)

A fine vintage and no mistake.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 20:57, Reply)

Do they allow you to drink, Frogsy?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:00, Reply)

Yeah a little bit.
I do love a beer, but I have gone right off it recently.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:00, Reply)

ended up buying expensive wine instead
I will do though. Whisky Exchange has an offer on 10 year old Laddie.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 20:57, Reply)

That is a great choice of whisky.
Cool packaging as well. Turquoise, innit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 20:58, Reply)

It has a funny name too!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:01, Reply)

Funny names are well lol. There should be more funny names.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:02, Reply)

I like that bit in the newsletter where they have funny names like chinese people called wan king or websites called poobum.com thats well lol

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:07, Reply)

one of the guys that did the music for Buffy the Vampire Slayer is called Thomas Wanker.
Imagine that!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:10, Reply)

That's the only bit worth reading.
Ivor biggun
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:10, Reply)

Glen Garioch has a funny name.
It isn't pronounced how you'd expect it to be!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:05, Reply)

haha scottish people are funny

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:08, Reply)

Somebody has to be.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:10, Reply)

Geerie, innit.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:10, Reply)

nah, Gayry
Suppose it depends on your level of teuch though, eh?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:12, Reply)

Hahaha. If you think onybody in Inverurie would ask for a large Gayry, yer aff yer heid.
You well?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:14, Reply)

nae bad like
In Kemnoid it wis eywis Gayry, ken? As in Chapel of Garioch. A hink so anyweh, ken fit like eh?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:17, Reply)

They're a' pooves in Kemnay. They were asking for Gary.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:30, Reply)

heh
Just gone outside for a fag and the server has come out with "Order for Rupert? Rupert?" Lo and behold he's a hipster prick.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 20:55, Reply)

a friend in the wine trade
Has recommended the 2008 Dead Arm. Yet to try it but all the reviews are tip top.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 20:57, Reply)

typically I get wine from the supermarket
Otherwise it's case delivery and I'd need to be in. There are a couple of classy Vintners in Bishopsgate though which is sort of on the way home.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:03, Reply)

An excellent offie opened up in town last year.
High end vino innit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:06, Reply)

Get it delivered to work. If it's wine, folk think it's sophisticated.
If it's a hundred purple tins prepare for well-deserved abuse.
*slurping Tennents so red face smiley*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:09, Reply)

and carry 12 bottles home on the tube...
Don't sound like a good plan
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:29, Reply)

Just take one a day and drink on the journey. Looks well sexy innit.
I saw someone drinking one of those very small bottles of wine from a china teacup on the train home today. Sophisticated.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:33, Reply)

It would be terrible to use a mug, right enough. Like eating chips on a Sunday.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:35, Reply)

How common.
But who would think to bring a teacup on the journey?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:37, Reply)

A teuchter.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:40, Reply)

How quickly you forget your roots, you heathen.
A flask is what you seek.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:42, Reply)

nah, if you catch a long haul train at the crack of dawn and there's some pissed cunt downing tins of lager
The cunt's Scottish, mark my wordage yo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:47, Reply)

I know:(
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:48, Reply)

This is true. Met a few of them.
One told a friend that 'he looks like a victim' and that he'd 'put an axe in yer face'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:50, Reply)

Boy Scouts.
"Be Prepared."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:41, Reply)

'Public drinking In a civilised manner' badge
Completed.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:43, Reply)

Pwoud.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:47, Reply)

that's not a bad idea
The one a day I mean, not drinking it on the tube.

Although the last guy I knew with wine in his desk ended up with both gout and a written warning about bring drunk at work.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:48, Reply)

Poor Stunned

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:51, Reply)

poor Andrew Marr.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:56, Reply)

you work with Stunned?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:52, Reply)

Outside you say?
That's several this week. This place is going to the dogs.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:06, Reply)

d fr
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:15, Reply)

Needeep for yer lives.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:16, Reply)