Fine, I'll start a new thread
I've totally over-cuted lately. Today I got a new guinea pig (although this is still dependent on the other guinea pig getting on with her) and a Spiograph set and a set of brightly coloured pens. Yesterday I played with a puppy.

I'm working up the endorphins, people

So, what have you done that's cute or twee lately?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:02, 103 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Does training my Turtle to be an attack turtle count?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:04, Reply)

yes
especially if it's still a baby turtle

also: you are Splinter AICMFP
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:05, Reply)

Not a baby one
He's about 3-4 years old
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:15, Reply)

I hope you're going to call it Lowry once it's trained.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:13, Reply)

I'm Probs being thick here
Please explain
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:17, Reply)

Ninja turtles were named after artists.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:18, Reply)

You should not know such things.
Getting cabin fever yet?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:20, Reply)

Lowry isn't a renaissance artist
that's what they should be named after
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:21, Reply)

Bollox. I'm looking forward to the Escher turtle with he square shell which changes as you look at it. Or The Dali turtle with the melting shell.

Need more ganja.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:43, Reply)

or a post modern turtle
which only wears its shell ironically
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:49, Reply)

Impressionist turtle.
"WTF is that?"
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:56, Reply)

one that just looks turtleish
and kind of gives you the impression of its existence and essence
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:02, Reply)

Soz. Did a ninja. I was, Ach never mind.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:05, Reply)

what an ironic ninja

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:12, Reply)

Inorite.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:14, Reply)

i spent a while thinking this was a new element

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:42, Reply)

Loads of things:
Singing nursery rhymes in the car with micro.
Dancing with her, drawing together etc.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:07, Reply)

what did you draw?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:09, Reply)

We've done loads of things, bearing in mind she's just turned 2; flowers, animals etc.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:10, Reply)

no crudely drawn cocks, then?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:16, Reply)

Done so many we've run out of magenta ink.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:17, Reply)

ha!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:18, Reply)

I printed out a rasterbation of the eifel tower, sellotaped it to my girlfriend's window and pretended we were in paris

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:08, Reply)

ah, the old cute-to-be-cheap
trick
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:08, Reply)

* vomits *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:09, Reply)

oh and I got told I was pretty by an 8 year old girl

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:08, Reply)

odeap

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:18, Reply)

what?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:25, Reply)

reverse paedo

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:35, Reply)

Very good
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:44, Reply)

Yes, they are

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:47, Reply)

Eh, OK.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:49, Reply)

cross stitch
got bored after 'bless this ho' then decided perhaps it looked better like that anyway
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:14, Reply)

I have one with a quote from Kid Rock which my friend made

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:16, Reply)

Cross?

Fuckin' furious.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:58, Reply)

One of the best ones is doing some 'cooking' with micro
If I make a no-salt tomato compote she makes mini pizzas with me; she spreads the sauce on to pitta bread, sprinkles on cheese, vegetables etc.

Going to make biscuits with her next week.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:16, Reply)

Cooking is an excellent way of bonding and getting them to try new foods

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:48, Reply)

Great fun as well.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:50, Reply)

what are you fucken ten?

(quintsy, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:54, Reply)

alright q

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:57, Reply)

what's the best thing about fucking twenty five year olds

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:58, Reply)

The twenty first is happy to avoid the pain?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:59, Reply)

calling your mum during, because that peady slag gets well jel

(quintsy, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:59, Reply)

I listened to Talulah Gosh and various other C86/Sarah Records tweeness

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:59, Reply)

Rougan's better.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:02, Reply)

?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:05, Reply)

Rougan Gosh? Spicier, innit.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:05, Reply)

It's spelled rogan.
Idiot.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:09, Reply)

I just copied the menu.
Fuckwit.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:11, Reply)

Not forgetting midget.
Or Smurf.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:12, Reply)

All the spellings are phonetic
On account of it being from a language with a different alphabet.
But he is an idiot, nevertheless.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:20, Reply)

I'm grateful.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:22, Reply)

Two of the grandcubs got guinea pigs
last week. They are called Beau and Belle, the guinea pigs not the grandcubs.
I was tasked to build them a shelter to go inside their run and I have to tell you even the third pig couldn't blow this one down.
Endorphines, like guinea pig summer houses, are easy to make if you have the right tool kit.
More power to yah!
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:07, Reply)

1-0 Gerrard

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:14, Reply)

0 for 0.
Rained off.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:17, Reply)

great. sportball.

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:18, Reply)

come on team gb

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:18, Reply)

Evening mutha flippers
I have just been to my nephews fifth birthday party. I reminded him to make a wish as he blew out the candles, he whispered to himself 'I wish it was my birthday tomorrow'. Then we went mental with the radio controlled quad bike I got him, and finished the evening with me driving various nieces and nephews home while singing nursery rhymes in 'uncle Dave's funny voices'
Kids are fucking noisy.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:18, Reply)

No real names Dave

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:20, Reply)

Sorry knobcheese.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:21, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:22, Reply)

Awwww sorreeeee x x

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:22, Reply)

Hey no biggy*
If you can't roll with the punches on here, then you really shouldn't be on here
*just like Battard
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)

Did Uncle Dave have any puppies?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:21, Reply)

No. Too old school.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:21, Reply)

Just sweeties then?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:23, Reply)

Yep. Classic noncing.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:24, Reply)

you should pimp out your car with an xbox
and you'll never be alone again
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:28, Reply)

I do not wish for further company from children. They are too loud and can only be tolerated for an hour or so.
Life still shit? Or has the Spirograph changed things?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:31, Reply)

i've not started with teh spirograph yet
But I have been checking in on the new little pig. She chatters constantly.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:38, Reply)

Pig?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:40, Reply)

guinea pig
she's tiny and white with a chocolate brown face and a patch of ginger round her ear.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:42, Reply)

Named her yet?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)

Spot.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:45, Reply)

Ha
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:45, Reply)

Yet is a shite name.
Start a thread asking for suggestions.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:45, Reply)

i'm waiting until I'm sure she's OK with the other one
but I may call her Starbuck
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:45, Reply)

I'd go with Papua New.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:47, Reply)

that's a boy's name

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)

Nah it's unisex innit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)

you're unisex

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:52, Reply)

Is that good or bad?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)

i don't know
it's a conditioned response
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)

You're a conditioned response.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)

so's your face

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)

Your guinea pig is gay.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:00, Reply)

Doctor Frog
The 'Arsène Wenger' of OT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:51, Reply)

I don't get it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:52, Reply)

You, in a car, with a packet of sweets and what I can only imagine is a cheeky little smile.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)

More wry than cheeky, that's the look I'm going for.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)

Nice. It's good there is a bit of variety in the noncing world.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)

Just keeping it fresh

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:56, Reply)

That's probably very important.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:57, Reply)

So I understand. I'm a bit of a novice.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)

Nun of that, please.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)

i think it's a sportball reference

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)

I don't understand much about kicky sphere

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)

3-0

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:46, Reply)

Thought it was rained off?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)