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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've extended Vegetarian Tuesday, to Vegetarian Monday and Tuesday.
Tonight will be sweet potato curry. Beat that b3ta.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:07, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Tonight's dinner will include sausages
I think that trumps pretty much everything
Since sausages are the best food
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:09, Reply)
most vegetarian sausages are rank
but those glamorgan cheese and leek ones are nice
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:10, Reply)
I ate some veggie sausages the other week cos they were in the freezer and I was poor
They were just cheese tubes, so I was fairly happy with that
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Best sausages ever.
www.cowmans.co.uk/
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:12, Reply)
They sound ace
We'll be relying on these guys:
oflynnsgourmetsausages.ie/
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)
high end sausages.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Steak.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:09, Reply)
i have 2 m&s side salads for lunch
gym tonight, no dinner. i win.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:09, Reply)
+at shittest food today

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:10, Reply)
i had a bag of chickpeas for breakfast
how can you say that?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:10, Reply)
Read that back and think about what you've said

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:10, Reply)
tasty thai sweet chilli chickpeas

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:12, Reply)
Honestly it's been a pleasure knowing you on this site, and I'll be sad to see you go.
It'll be a dreadful shame hearing about the first double case of rickets and scurvy in the UK, but at least you'll be famous.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:11, Reply)
silly theoban
they are made of vegetables, so how could i get scurvy?

YOU'RE the scurvy. a scurvy knave.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:12, Reply)
She paid two grand to a 'nutritionist' to eat this badly and all.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:12, Reply)
how is salad and chickpeas not eating healthily?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)
You misunderstand my criticism
It's more the food that you don't eat that make your diet unhealthy.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)
The only things you miss out on a vegi diet is iron and B12.
Leafy green stuff for the iron, yeast extract for B12. Most commercial cereals also contain it.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:17, Reply)
i eat loads of spinach and drink loads of milk
and i've never been told on any blood test that i'm anywhere near anaemic
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)
It seems that Pookso misunderstood me and all

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:24, Reply)
Oh and you won't get much iron or Vitamin B12 from either spinach or milk.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:25, Reply)
Yeah - it's pretty fucking difficult to get iron out of leafy greens
"having iron in it" and "being able to absorb said iron" are not the same thing.

Or we could all eat nails.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:03, Reply)
When it makes you have an attack of 'the vapours' and faint like a ninny.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Turning Japanese.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)
I really think so

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:17, Reply)
D'you know what Jeff? I really think so.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:17, Reply)
FUCKING EARWORM CUNT

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:43, Reply)
*shakes head*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:12, Reply)
I do like sweet potato in a curry

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:10, Reply)
Sweet potato is mega.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)
I've extended it back over 24 years now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:10, Reply)
Bloody hell you must be as weak as a new born lamb
with polio
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:12, Reply)
Veggie for me as well
thai red curry with king prawns
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:11, Reply)
This is winning^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:12, Reply)
home made, it's a piece of piss

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)
for clarification the recipe does not involve any piss

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)
if it contains prawns
which often feed on or around sewage pipes, then you are Wrong my friend
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:19, Reply)
how the fuck is that veggie??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:12, Reply)
there is no meat in it stoopid

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)
i'm so confused

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)
probably delayed concussion

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)
How isn't it?
I think you got a harder knock on the bonce than you thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:17, Reply)
i have to go and buy new glasses today
i look like harry potter, with my cut forehead and my nhs-taped up specs. i thought i might get away with it, as i only wear them for driving, but the lens dropped out on the way to squash last night. sigh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:19, Reply)
HA HA Speccy Twat

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)
HA HA Commodore 64 Cunt!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)
+2

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Northern.
Ginger.
Fat.
Four eyes.

Fucking hell. I'm almost starting to feel sorry for her.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)
you go and look in the mirror
you need all that sympathy for yourself
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)
he'll also need a step ladder

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:31, Reply)
it's because my eyes are so beautiful that god thought it was only fair on the rest of the world to stick them behind two mm of perspex

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)
My eyes are so beautiful that god thought it was only fair on the rest of the world to stick on a fucking ugly face.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:30, Reply)
i heard she looks like someone stuck two boggly eyes onto a baboon's arse

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:32, Reply)
he was talking about himself
be nice

also, you didn't answer my point about prawns being full of piss. this was a fucking GENIUS point.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)
It's a classic look.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:35, Reply)
I need to get some new bins as well.
Bloody arm fell off, didn't it. Stupid fucking eyeballs, why can't they both be spherical?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:33, Reply)
because you are genetically deficient

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Only two years ago I was at the peak of genetic perfection.
All of a sudden, my thirties hit and I starting coming apart at the seams. The brightest flames always burn out fastest :(((
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:37, Reply)
and yet they survived me chucking them off a second floor balcony in pissed state
and you failing to catch them like a flailing mong-armed flid
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:36, Reply)
Actually those were my other pair that her indoors was responsible for
getting left on the last tube back to the city.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:38, Reply)
You're stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)
How many more can you snare?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)
; )

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:25, Reply)
Prawns are vegi?
As is chicken I suppose.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)
nah, chicken's meat you retard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)
What's bread then? It's not meat OR veg

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)
It's one of those weird things that is neither like a mushrrom

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:19, Reply)
No a mushroom is veg.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:19, Reply)
Mushroom ain't in the food category

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Is it you that only eats potatoes?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:22, Reply)
well he IS Irish

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)
I eat the whole variety of foodstuffs
Just mushrooms ain't food
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Way to upset the Irish guy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)
I'm not Irish you guys
you guys!
you guys :(
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Did you say that twice
to be sure?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:27, Reply)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:27, Reply)
I shall be having chicken curry. So I win.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:19, Reply)
Doing a full Sunday dinner tonight as didn't have time yesterday
Roast chicken, roast potato, roast sweet potato, parsnips, savoy cabbage, carrots, stuffing, Yorkshire puddings.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Roast beef yesterday.
Roast sweet potato, roast carrots, Yorkshire pud, broccoli, broad beans, marrowfat peas, boiled onions. Fucking ace.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:26, Reply)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:27, Reply)
marrowfat peas?
Crazy Northerners!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Did you get some good food in Poland?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Bar food was better than the wedding dinner.
Nice sausage. Oooer, Mrs.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:31, Reply)
boiled onions, why wouldn't you roast them with teh beef?
Is this a nothern thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)
I'd do roasted red onions with beef

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:32, Reply)
Dunno about the Northern thing.
Just like them.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:32, Reply)
Sweet potato is horrible.
Yorkshire puddings should only be served with beef. Unless you live in a council house.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:27, Reply)
Yorkshire puddings technically should only be served with gravy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Unless served as a pudding with jam & sugar.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)
I make them the proper Yorkshire way,
in a flay tray, rather small round ones.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:33, Reply)
I use a muffin tray

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:37, Reply)
This is how one guy tried to make chicken and yorkshire pudding
i.imgur.com/OIY0Z.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:35, Reply)
That'll be gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:36, Reply)
Not enough cheese or brown juice

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:37, Reply)
+roast gravy

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:33, Reply)

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