I would like to bring my idea for the Festivan to fruition.
An old furniture removal van, done up so that the back is a 1940s living room, but with ace sound system - a sofa (that becomes a bed, mind), arm chairs, carpet, wallpaper, standard lamp, sideboard, pictures on the wall, side tables; the lot.

In discussing with a friend, I would need to develop it to the point that I had a spiral staircase going out the side for access to the roof. During clement weather, we would sit up here of an evening in picnic chairs, with a table, perhaps a standard lamp, getting absolutely baked and watching the bands.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:48, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I rather like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:50, Reply)

I used to have a pal who lived in an old coach, is was like a great flat on wheels.
Mind you I also knew a girl who lived in an old ambulance which was fucking horrible.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:00, Reply)

This wouldn't be for living in - just going to festivals in.
Obviously I'd need a big house with a garage large enough to keep it dry and aerated in.

And a pool.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Speaking of festivals
I had a idead for redesiging tents for festivals so that they dispense fish for sammiches from the frame. Imma call it Tent Pole Tuna
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:11, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:13, Reply)

whoah Reg this is all great stuff.
A far cry from that day when you done fucked up and startied doing b3taswears.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:14, Reply)

At a recent festival, a big rock band took a markedly new direction - into classical music. My friend Emma was quizzing me on what sort of songs they were singing.
I told her "Aria, Em"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:18, Reply)