so i've just agreed to go to the rugby 7's next year
i don't understand rugby. when were you last like a fish out of water? was it obvious, or did you style it out?

alt: worst fashion trend ever? did you succumb?

altalt: come on, who's having a mid-morning snack?

altaltalt: or as posed by questionmaster reggie: Theres some right nasty pieces of work on here or at least fuckers who overstep the mark, ever say something on here you regretted? Ever gone, whoa this cunt has gone TOOFAR this time!! ?

altaltaltalt: why does editing this fuck up the post count? why?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:54, 71 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I am eating a rich tea biscuit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:55, Reply)

dullest of all teh biscuits
but nice if you ice them or put chocolate on them
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:57, Reply)

ice and biscuits, swipes newest and stupidest diet to date

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:00, Reply)

not ice
icing! you know, like midget gems, only big.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:00, Reply)

'Next year'?
Going to give the men in the local baked goods industry one more year before going vagitarian?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:55, Reply)

well, i don't actually organise the event
as if i did, the cute ones would be playing in my lounge, and the rest flogging the big issue somewhere
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:56, Reply)

lounge spare room.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:59, Reply)

well yeah
the other one's locked
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:01, Reply)

lounge? LOUNGE?
FOR FUCKS SAKE WOMAN
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Don't forget; northern as well as ginger.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Hence Gregg's Hat and the bedshitter.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:05, Reply)

That's only scratching the surface. She's got a lot of miles on the clock if you know what I mean.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:08, Reply)

sadly this isn't true
stupid long-term relationships messing up the post count
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:11, Reply)

you've got to play to the lowest common denominator, darling

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:01, Reply)

that would explain your dalliance with chompy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:03, Reply)

yes, i suppose it does

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:06, Reply)

7's is excellent. The highlight of being an ex-pat in HK was the 7's each year.
I also had my stag do at the London 7's. Top day out.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Or 4' 11" day out.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:01, Reply)

This makes no sense. Special Brew for breakfast today? Or did you treat yourself to Tennents Super?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Yes. Have you heard the one about glass houses, Mr Angry?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:19, Reply)

I prefer sheds to greenhouses thanks Lurch.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)

alt: Fogleprick. No I did fucking not.
Altalt: crackers and cream cheese avec garlic and herbs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:57, Reply)

are you missing kroney and so trying to recreate his elusive wafting scent?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:57, Reply)

I look dead sexy today

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Rugby is excellent and the 7s is a great day out
My fashion history is exemplary...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:57, Reply)

I had some water does that count as a snack?
IT WAS MOST NUTRITIOUS
Ladies love a man who drinks water
( Theoban What of it, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:58, Reply)

I made chilli last night for the first time ever, it was pretty good
but the guacamole was amazinig, and I thought I didn't really like guacamole
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Proper guacamole is amazing
That shite pale green stuff can GTF
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:41, Reply)

Alt: at the age of 15: mullet, cowboy boots, biker jacket.
I looked an even bigger cunt than I do now.

AltAlt: cheese & onion crisps.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:59, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHA, pictures please

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Never.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Tough I'm posting it, be damned Battered

( Theoban What of it, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:04, Reply)

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Woah, that dude in the multicoloured shorts is PACKING HEAT.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:02, Reply)

isn't that Monty?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Too well dressed.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:07, Reply)

office ,ol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Ha ha ha. You cunt. How did you find me?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:02, Reply)

hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:41, Reply)

NOT OF THE CRISPS

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:01, Reply)

THEOBAN, WHAT DID I SAY???

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Sorry, it took me forever to work out how to do img src shite again

( Theoban What of it, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Fucksnakes, I really should learn to type faster

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:01, Reply)

you can hijack my question if you want
just tell me what's on your little mind, and i'll add it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:02, Reply)

you're alright you are
s'alright tho, I put a lock on it
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:04, Reply)

i added one of them JUST FOR YOU
and now it's messed up the post count :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:06, Reply)

OH MAN, its like a comedy misunderstanding in a shit sitcom
imma 'al the' delete mine
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:07, Reply)

7s are excellent.
Used to go to them all the time at Twickenham and then Murrayfield, but now they've moved them to Glasgow and I ent going there.

alt: Grunge, and yes.

AltAlt: I barely managed breakfast.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:03, Reply)

you preggers again badger?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:06, Reply)

It's a food baby.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:49, Reply)

One of the very few things I will miss from being married is my mother-in-law's debenture seats at Murrayfield.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:07, Reply)

fuck watching scotland play rugby, you may as well watch Crawley under 9s

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:10, Reply)

I like watching Scotland getting beaten.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:11, Reply)

I often 'style it out' when work 'social' stuff requires the use of LAD BANTER.
Alt: Un-matching luminous coloured socks. Hooded paisley t-shirt.

Altalt: Small tube of bbq pringles.

Altaltalt: No, but I plan to overstep the mark at some point, get in an argument and flounce.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:08, Reply)

All the fucking time.
Luckily most people don't realise how thick I am, so I can usually get away with it.

Alt: I don't think I've ever followed a particularly fashion trend.

Altalt: Fat people.

Altaltalt: Non, je ne regrette rien.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:10, Reply)

I bet you have one of these
www.rustyzipper.com/full/172033.jpg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)

That's nasty. Very nasty.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:19, Reply)

I bet Treworgey was awash with them in the summer of '89

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)

It sure was!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Haha I knew several people who dressed in such items in the early 90s
Luckily I was never one of them.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)

yeah I knew a few white boys with dreads and a constant haze of weed smoke who had them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:24, Reply)

I certainly never had two.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:26, Reply)

'rustyzipper' sounds like particularly nasty euphemism for some Swipe's ladyparts.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Last time I was a fish out of water?....
...At an Institute of Director's dinner as a guest of my boss - who promptly fucked off to shag the (female) company accountant in one of the hotel rooms.
Alt. The 80's 'box jacket' - I'm square enough as it is. I looked a cunt.
Altalt - I'm actually having a lightish early lunch as I'll be travelling later.
Altaltalt: Fuck off.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Dunno

( Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:12, Reply)

still waiting for my gaz btw

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)

rly?
i've had LOADS

how were your piss-soaked prawns?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)

not the ones of his 'grenouille'
the one about his prolific spending at Uni
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)

I blag it all the time, but educate myself to some degree as to not appear
a total fool when rumbled.

Alt. Baggy goth jeans? Fuck yes, I was all over that.

Altalt. An awful apple.

Altaltalt. I think a lot of people on here get butthurt about things they shouldn't have shared in the first place. Think before you share. That includes bodily fluids.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)

I became a godfather last week. It was all very champagne on the lawn. Thankfully I'm pretty good at all that, but I absolutely hate it.
Alt: I was inches away from having dreadlocks and joining a commune. Thankfully I woke up.

Altalt: mid-morning snack: a banana or an apple - the choice is mine.

Altaltalt: all the time. One time I had a massive argument on-line with a prick, calling each other pricks. Proper laying into each other (in a cyber-way, so not really at all). He stopped responding. "Come on, prick!" I goaded, and goaded. Didn't hear from him for months. Then his mate comes on-line - turns out the fucker had been victim of a hit-and-run, hundreds of stiches, organ loss, broken bones - the lot. Still - he was being a prick.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)

I never understand why adults aren't capable of standing around chatting to people, it ain't hard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:19, Reply)

It's frightening having to make eye contact and they might beat me up.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)

so he was hit in the middle of your argument?
or was this ongoing prior to him being hit...

Were you accused ?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)

It was during our argument.
We're both completely stubborn, self-important dickheads, and were arguing a point on a political/cultural messageboard. We're both well-established members, and "know" each other very well.

I did feel genuinely bad about the whole thing.

Thankfully it was all OK in the end, and he and his girlfriend came and stayed with Mrs Vagabond and I, and spent a lovely evening arguing face-to-face.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)

were any dildos stolen?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:25, Reply)

then you all daisy chained right?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Of course. Haven't you seen the video?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:26, Reply)

alt: baggy nineties stuff now looks pretty awful

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:29, Reply)

But enough about your gran's minge

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:33, Reply)

neither even made it to the 1990s

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)

altaltalt I put Parrott on ignore once for a few days, then felt bad about it so took him off because ignoring folk is for the weak
That's about it

THIS IS AN INTERESTING STORY FROM ME
( Theoban What of it, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:31, Reply)

2.0 is for autists

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:31, Reply)

What is 2.0?
I see it mentioned, is it mega ignore?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Yep
It's easy to get around though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:35, Reply)

What does it do though?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:37, Reply)

before, they just couldn't see your posts
but with 2.0, you can't see their posts either. like a double ignore. and you also miss everything that is posted in response to it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:38, Reply)

Mine's a much better idea.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:39, Reply)

It tells them that you're totally not talking to them
And if they respond it starts making sarcastic comments like "Did someone hear a noise? No? Oh - must be the wind outside, then", until the ignored sulks.

It then claims INTERNET VICTORY!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:39, Reply)

sweetest of all teh victory

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:44, Reply)

it's for girls with PMT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Well when I did it we were still on 1.0
I AIN'T NO 2.0er
( Theoban What of it, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:35, Reply)

emvee has me in 2.0
:(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:38, Reply)

i think only psychocunt had me on 2.0
so, no-one then. oh frabjous day, calloo callay, he chortled in his joy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:38, Reply)

altaltaltalt: if someone deletes a post in the thread that was there before the edit the post count will return

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)

weird

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:36, Reply)

hells bells

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Rugby is a bunch of fucken arse. so is cricket and watching people who put one leg in front of the other really quickly for a living
what a fucken achievement OH MY DAYS! here have some fucken medals and a country pile and people to buttle and a tearful fucken montage set to Spandau fucken Ballet you doss cunts
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:39, Reply)

^upset and jealous^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:39, Reply)

fuck off back to Uncle Buck ya fat cunt

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:40, Reply)

psst...you are the fat one right?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:50, Reply)

It's not as bent as boxing.
where the contestants wear gloves, have silk shorts, compete for a belt and get a purse.

It's all about accessorising with them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:41, Reply)

All sport is bent
/ac
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:41, Reply)

no it's not

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Martial arts aren't bent I suppose.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:44, Reply)

'Yelow bamboo' is bent
As is Dim Mak.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:48, Reply)

yeah
can i be there when you tell mike tyson that?

ta.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Have you heard him speaking?
WELL bent bruv.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:44, Reply)

yeah
can i be there when you tell him that?

ta.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:44, Reply)

If you are that keen to meet him, you could tell him this for us.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:45, Reply)

I like the ladies beach volleyball.
Now THAT'S a sport!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:43, Reply)

it's well shit in here today

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Start a new thread Nakers.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:48, Reply)

any fashion trend that turns the wearer into a walking billboard for the brand
WELL BENT

also, that full kit wanker thing makes me do a lol
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:49, Reply)

Rugby people are really good at fucking bitches, smoking bluntz and knocking Fagholes the fuck out.
They're my kind of people in that respect.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:49, Reply)

First time I went to the cricket
I really didn't have any idea what was going on

Alt:
Chav-chique. Fucking stupid cunts

AltAlt:
Nowt - starving now

AltAltAlt:
I honestly dont think I've ever gone too far on here.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Putting you on ignore for this YOU CUNT

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:54, Reply)

INORITE
*2.0's self*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:57, Reply)

No-one understands what's going on at cricket
least of all the players. That's basically the point.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Ahhhhhhh

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:57, Reply)

There was a great comedy sketch
I cant remember by whom, but it was the whole:

The team out are in the field etc.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:03, Reply)

I've started a new thread.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:53, Reply)

you FACKIN CANT.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:56, Reply)

altalt I wish I had I'm fair clemmed
Team lunch at Pizza Express, I am so having a starter.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:02, Reply)

In fairness, you're only there to perve, aren't you?
Alt: 80s jumpers, and yes (I didn't have a choice)

AltAlt: None for me.

AltAltAlt: Only in the fact that I've opened myself up to allow others to use what I say to mock me.

AltAltAltAlt: No idea.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:14, Reply)