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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good morning
Drunk tanks eh? Leaving aside the legal nightmares any private operator would doubtless face, they might be a good way to save public money but I'd say you would need to have done it more than once to face a bill for your care.

Edit: actually scrap that I think they're a shit idea.

Can you think of a better one?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 7:50, 250 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Free refills when you buy a pint.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 7:56, Reply)
deleting this thread for example

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 7:56, Reply)
free ecstasy in nightclubs

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:00, Reply)
I think they sound nice x

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:10, Reply)
My kid's been voted in as School Councillor.
They have meetings every Tuesday to discuss ways to improve the school environment, and order stuff. Another councillor 'ordered a pond'. WTF she is 5.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:13, Reply)
The whole system is corrupt.
In no time she'll be accepting bribes and kowtowing to the lobbyists.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:18, Reply)
My eldest did that last year
I was worried that it was too much pressure, but he actually enjoyed it. She'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:25, Reply)
You managed to compose yourself in order to type that out properly then

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:27, Reply)
THI UCING EYBOR

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:27, Reply)
That was "this fucking keyboard", spelling-fans

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:28, Reply)
The worst aspect would be more people singing 'Fairy Tale of New York'

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:12, Reply)
The best aspect (apart from saving the estimated £500+ it costs the taxpayer every time someone hospitalises themselves with alcohol)
would be that normal people who have the misfortune to require a trip to A&E on a Friday or Saturday night would be spared the waking nightmare that such a visit currently entails. Christ alive it's terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:16, Reply)
Sorry I appear to have 'gone a bit serious' here

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:17, Reply)
Had to take micro to St Mary's A&E when she was about 4 months old.
I've never seen so many dregs of society in one place, bearing in mind I've ran homeless shelters that is quite a statement.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:19, Reply)
WHATS THAT BATTERED? YOUVE DONE A LOT OF WORK FOR HOMELESS CHARITIES?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:19, Reply)
I really don't like to talk about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:21, Reply)
Because if you say too much the police will come round and ask where you stashed the bodies?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:31, Reply)
We've already got privately run drunk tanks for rowdy weekend boozers round here.
We call it the 'Travellodge'.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:16, Reply)
Liddlebiddapoliticsladiesandgennlemen

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:17, Reply)
Careful round me this morning. Touch me, you'll BLEED TO DEATH.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:19, Reply)
Ebola?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:44, Reply)
How much booze would it take to get a tank drunk anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:19, Reply)
haha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:19, Reply)
Great news everyone!
'Ross Nurble' is here with his surreal take on life!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:20, Reply)
Zany!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:20, Reply)
Fucking hell and I say this with the knowledge that I'm a guilty party here as well, but is it 'jokes like Lokes' day here or sutin?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:25, Reply)
\o/
Wait till Jeff wakes up...
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:27, Reply)
Please God no

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:35, Reply)
*fires up 'hamhands' image search*

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:36, Reply)
Hard to tell, they have Tourettes to start with anyway

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:21, Reply)
^ this deserves credit

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:22, Reply)
Let pissheads die more

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:20, Reply)
Die more wha, paaal?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:20, Reply)
^ scotch accent ^

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:21, Reply)
NO SCOTCH CHAT.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:21, Reply)
Yes, it was an *excellent* scotchcunt.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:21, Reply)
Regularly.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:21, Reply)
Terrible bullying of Stunned.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:25, Reply)
They should just abolish the drink-driving laws, that'd sort it all out.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:22, Reply)
If anything, they should promote it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:23, Reply)
^ TGGI

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:26, Reply)
Nationalise everything

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:25, Reply)
Especially the front.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:31, Reply)
Free meat feast pizzas for all.
A diplomatic answer to a current propaganda war.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:27, Reply)
why are you such a pillock, exactly?
i think we'd all like to know the answer to this.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:30, Reply)
^upset

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:31, Reply)
^ upset ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:31, Reply)
^late^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:32, Reply)
^ get fucked ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:33, Reply)
^\o/^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:34, Reply)
nice bat there Frogglez

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:38, Reply)
You two are a right pair of queers

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:39, Reply)
^ upset and envious ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:43, Reply)
^upset gay prick^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:46, Reply)
Upset and ginger ^

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:32, Reply)
Has this thread still not been deleted?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:44, Reply)
If deleting threads wasn't bent I'd do it

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:54, Reply)
Shooting ugly people would be a good start.
Them and hippies.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:49, Reply)
This dude knows the score

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:54, Reply)
I heard you like men.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:00, Reply)
Of course I do

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:10, Reply)
my job today got cancelled because, and i quote,
"The Client has a serious toilet issue"
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:15, Reply)
Woah
I'm writing that excuse down. Might come in handy.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:24, Reply)
i'm going to paint some skirting boards instead i reckon.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:26, Reply)
Makes sense

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:06, Reply)
Ban alcohol entirely and have all the alcoholics strangled and hung up on the boarded up pub doors.
It's the only way you'll learn.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:59, Reply)
Baccarat?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:00, Reply)
Yeah, I thought that was a weird auto complete as well.
Gone now.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:02, Reply)
What would people do for fun?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:01, Reply)
Sex. Golf. Running about. Pointing at chickens.
There's loads of stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:03, Reply)
Will I still be able to ride my bike and watch programmes about ancient Greek artifacts?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:04, Reply)
sure.
you can be in charge of sober activities for the regime if you like?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:06, Reply)
I'm in.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:06, Reply)
You cannot whack a good bit of chicken pointing

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:24, Reply)
It is more fun with a drink though

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:27, Reply)
the puppy keeps licking the inside of my elbow.
it's weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:27, Reply)
probably a sodium deficiency
Or he's trying to bring a vein to the surface so he can drink your blood.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:33, Reply)
what make of puppy is he?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:37, Reply)
she.
chiuahuahua.
here
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:42, Reply)
they're so pretty!!!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:43, Reply)
^^ clearly chihuahuas are girl dogs ^^

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:47, Reply)
i know,
i get nothing but abuse for owning them, but they're so chill, and loyal and so easy to train.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:49, Reply)
they're a good bunch,
and so chilled.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:47, Reply)
one of them has a look of those little french ones - papillons, is it? it's the ears!
soooooo cute.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:53, Reply)
he is a mongrel,
we're fairly sure part of him is chiuahuah, but you never know.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)
he reminds me of the dog that the guy who owned the apartment i stayed at in spain had
he was a rescue dog, so they had no idea what breed he was, but i thought part chihuahua or papillon. i was in love with him. he was so cute.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Drown it in a tea cup
It's only fair
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:03, Reply)
Play baccarat!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:07, Reply)
Not in my top ten songwriters, soz

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:09, Reply)
I may not agree with all of your thoughts, Boyce, But I'll say one thing about you, you know how to have fun.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:09, Reply)
While listening to Burt Bacharach

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:09, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2094920
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:09, Reply)
1: Put them in a room with weapons and elaborate Saw-style contraptions with a jumbo bottle of Frosty Jack at the far end
2: Film it for Channel 5/Challenge
3: ????
4: Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:02, Reply)
Would it be called "Staggering Man?"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:08, Reply)
Battered Royale

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:10, Reply)
'Mortal' Kombat

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:11, Reply)
Shortest of all the Bond films

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:11, Reply)
^ Winning

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:23, Reply)
Is a knock ... knock ou ... giz a fag pal, eh? Yer me bes mate yez are ...

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:22, Reply)
Are we supposed to be impressed by all these so called youngsters
staggering about our so called high streets? I haven't admired this sort of so called behaviour ever and think that being locked up in what we laughingly refer to these days as prison is too good for them.

BRING BACK NATIONAL SERVICE.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:20, Reply)
I bet you have an incredible stagger, with your gouty foot and wine consumption problem.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:26, Reply)
Not really.
But then I was drinking in pubs when you were getting fingered around the back of the bike sheds.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:28, Reply)
Last night?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:28, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:29, Reply)
You seemed to be enjoying it at the time

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:32, Reply)
ha, OLD!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:29, Reply)
Nonce.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:30, Reply)
Simply lock the doors of every weather spoons, Yates and Oceana etc locking the drunks in
Those that surviv the night can go home in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:21, Reply)
21 age limit and proper id requirement might help a little.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:35, Reply)
Yeah cos at 40 you and mince are bastions of good behaviour

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:36, Reply)
of course they are
if by "good behaviour" you mean shameless alkies who bum one another for cigarettes
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:37, Reply)
^jelly

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:38, Reply)
i don't even own an bumming

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:39, Reply)
You'd LIKE to.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:40, Reply)
i've thought about it
you're alright, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:41, Reply)
Hey, Monty got kicked out of that pub. Not me.
We don't stagger about shouting and creating and fighting. Well, Battered does.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:37, Reply)
I'll have all of ya!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:38, Reply)
you haven't even had becky or bert

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:40, Reply)
I think I'm probably the only one here that hasn't had Becky.
Right Monty?
Right HimJim?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:40, Reply)
i have not
although even she turned down psycho :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:42, Reply)
^ Turned down by Jizzbox ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:43, Reply)
^Scrappy doo^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:46, Reply)
AND IT'S 39!!!!!!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:40, Reply)
IQ points?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:43, Reply)
for now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Hi guys!!!
Most of the people arrested probably can;t afford a £400 fine but something does need to be done to curb the drunk culture.

I think we need a steeper justice system as is. It seems offenders aren't afraid of prison, and why should they be when they have three meals a day, nice flatscreen telly and PS3's?!

I'm sure you're all glad to know I'm ok.
Had more than a skinful in Newcastle and a subsequent three day hangover. work was hellish yesterday too :(
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:40, Reply)
3 day hangover?
crikey.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Babysham is a cruel mistress

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:47, Reply)
aftershocks. I ent no pusseh

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:51, Reply)
aftershock is bent
sorry to be the bearer
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:51, Reply)
i fucking love red aftershock
with a diet coke chaser
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:53, Reply)
must clash with your bonce

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:54, Reply)
what, my SHINY MIDNIGHT DARK GLOSSY BONCE?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:56, Reply)
Unfortunately for you this isn't a case of "once you go black you never go back"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:03, Reply)
i'm not even having it coloured until lunchtime!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:03, Reply)
Sambucca?
Come on then,big man. What's the shot of champions?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:53, Reply)
shots are bent
sorry to be the bearer
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:54, Reply)
Ok then, enjoy your fucking pint of Stout over there in the corner, with all the other bar flys.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:57, Reply)
i had this "discussion" with greggs hat every single time we went out
he would try and argue that a pint is the same amount of alcohol or more than a neat shot of raw vodka. and he'd try and use "maths" to prove it. vodka is clearly more hardcore than beer!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:57, Reply)
Coincidence?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)
bloody kroney and his closed mind
he should be actively seeking out REAL explanations, not sweeping it under the "coincidence carpet" (£5 per sq ft at carpetright).
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:02, Reply)
pint's about twice as much alcohol as a shot of vodka.
3 times as much if you drink something around 5%.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50, Reply)
Shots are a vulgar way of drinking.
Not bent, but rather uncouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)
They take the 'art' out of being a piss artist

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:00, Reply)
Says the idiot that forced me to drink shots of brandy. I hate drinking spirits.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:01, Reply)
SHORTS of brandy, not shots.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:04, Reply)
They looked more like trousers on Battered

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)
I agree.
After this weekend I have come to the conclusion that Im getting to old for it all!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:01, Reply)
Uncouth like that schnapps we had?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:05, Reply)
and I get called bent...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:09, Reply)
But the apple one is *twirls* FABULOUS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:54, Reply)
it's a cultural things, no amount of punishments will curtail it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:46, Reply)
Even beheading?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:51, Reply)
Newcastle would would be empty by next week

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:51, Reply)
this guy gets it.
being out last night i have to walk past Fuzzy ducks night during freshers week. some of them could barely walk and were being allowed in.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:51, Reply)
Yey fuzzy ducks!
Ahh the memories (or lack of)
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:52, Reply)
it's even shitter than it used to be,
the 02 (the old Zodiac club) decided they didn't want to host it anymore, so now it's in an awful dive bar club down on hythe bridge street, next to the bacpackers. Used to be a comedy club.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:05, Reply)
lets be honest, Oxford ent great for "clubs"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)
Isn't that more to do with the fact that "clubs" are "shit"?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:10, Reply)
well yeah, they were the only after hours option
and as a young ape I was out in the hope of getting some dance floor finger action
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:11, Reply)
Anyway. Gossip in a nutshell please since Friday
Anymore flounces?
Is Chompy back?

Who are we hating this week?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:56, Reply)
Harters has killed himself

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:58, Reply)
so has chompy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)
:(
It was his missus wasn't it? After reading all the ex antics on here.

4EVA in Ar HARTERZ
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:00, Reply)
nah, his business got shut down and he lost his job all in the space of about 1/2 hour

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:02, Reply)
that really struck me as crazy
is there really no obligation from the company to warn employees of impending doom?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:04, Reply)
nope
and let's face it, they'd fuck off with all the stuff if they got it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:06, Reply)
bonkers,

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:10, Reply)
:( That's shit man.
Similar thing happened to me, apparently our office was being investigated and we were doing claims illegally so in they came and my job went bye bye.
Pisser was the 'friend' who moved me to work for her in Manc had set up another office elsewhere and also fucked off.

People are selfish.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:11, Reply)
I dunno about gossip but the word on the street has it that swipe trashed the Cheshire Cheese in a WKD-fuelled rampage and ended up decorating Fleet Street with her face
also, Mince has been having illicit AM liaisons with toothless asians in exchange for 'abandoned' drugs that couldn't fit up his hoover snout due to all the rhinos and Doctor Frog has been slathering after some bumfun with 'Bill Clay' if indeed he has a bum and chompy has this weird upside down smile
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)
I enjoy your Newsflash updates, Reg.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:10, Reply)
I fucking love these updates

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:10, Reply)

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