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Ideal WeekendTell the group of your ideal weekend (from a non-lottery winning pont of view)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:47,
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latest was 11 years ago)
Saturday. Buy lottery ticket, win lottery. Sunday have a lie in.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:50,
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Depends on the weather really. Nice cabin in the lakes with a few beers/bongs.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:50,
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Within reason.None of them screamy, girly camp bastards.
Unless they're witty, like Julian or Alan
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:54,
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Friday night; few beers and a curry. Saturday; late breakfast, day with Micro. Sunday; papers, time with Micro & a decent roast lunch. Followed by a wank. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:51,
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I've got just over a year to go before I can only spaff once?*starts furious wankathon*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:55,
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I couldnt name a single Celine Dion song(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:59,
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I had a lot of female friends as a youngster(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:04,
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friday off work - day at alton towers with the platinum queue skipping wrist bandsthen fizz on the train and cocktails back in london
sat - brunch with friends or bloke, bit of shopping, gym, then out for theatre or comedy night or just the pub
sun - walk along river or gym, then kew gardens or richmond park or somewhere for lying in the sun eating picnic and then ice cream
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:53,
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Everyone fucks off and leaves me alone.Sleep, beer, smoke, sleep, curry, records, sleep.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:55,
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Unfortunately it will prevent rory from ever giving me a job.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:57,
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YER, AND FU MANCHU IS PSYCHOCHOMP APPARENTLYword on the street etc
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:05,
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Isn't Fu Manchu that alfonsobongo/raymondluxuryyacht bloke that got bullied on twitter or something?(, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)
oh, was it rory wot bullied him on twitter?it all becomes clear now
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:09,
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Not now, alfonsobongo nicked his name when Rory changed to psychochump(, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:09, Reply)
I did actually manage it once.Before baby tangle was born, the missus took little tangle away for a long weekend, allowing me to do pretty much this from finishing work on Friday through to starting work on Monday.
With hindsight I should have booked the Monday off work.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:59,
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friday night fish and chips takeaway cos I know I've always got a bottle of ketchupand a can of tizer. or Iron Brew. with some good movies on a theme. like movies where Michael Biehn has a moustache.
saturday: lazy morning, maybe wake up in bed and watch saturday kitchen then get up and have a BLT made with croissants and some teaearlgreyhot. then go out and play some pool and have an indian with my baysh buddies (it dont always have to be pizza does it?) and avoid whatever a 'stink finger from swipe' is.
sunday: as much fuck all as i can cram into a day
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:04,
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I'm going to check the other thread out. This is a bit rubbish. Maybe the cool kids will be there.(, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)
My ideal weekend is typing messages at strangers on the internet about biscuits.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:06,
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This made me laugh far more than it should have done(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:07,
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